Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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Cliftonite

8,413 posts

139 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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I do hope the current craze for posting horrible, wobbly, pseudo "3D" pictures on Facebook groups soon dies out.
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popeyewhite

19,977 posts

121 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Dile M for Murder.
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Cliftonite

8,413 posts

139 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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popeyewhite said:
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Rendered speechless?


V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Cliftonite said:
popeyewhite said:
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Rendered speechless?
I fancy he was just expressing his annoyance at abandoned full stops by way of a demonstration.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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popeyewhite said:
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Forgot his spinach. hehe

vaud

50,637 posts

156 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Frank7 said:
I’ve had murders with that in the U.S.
My surname has an A in it, and if I had to give my name in e.g. a dry cleaners, or shoe repairers, (let’s say my name is Dale), I’d say carefully, D A L E, and watch them wrote Dile.
I’d say “Not Dile, Dale, D, A”, not I”, pointing at my eye, but A for Apple”, and they’d say, “I’ve written A”, pointing at the I.
I used to have to show my drivers licence to illustrate that it was D,A,L,E., and they’d still say, “You sure do talk funny.”
I have an unusual (UK) surname. It's bad enough in the UK let alone the US. I often just hand over my drivers licence and let them copy it, it's much faster.

thetapeworm

11,252 posts

240 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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The neighbour at the back, who already annoys me within reason on a regular basis, has now lassoed a blue rope around the boundary fence as part of a horizontal rope ladder his kids, who are rarely there, can use.

The fence isn't what I'd call "structural" and the blueness of the rope is annoying me.

For some reason he's taken a dislike to that particular corner of my garden as it's also where he dug under the fence so he could move a goal post under into my side to make it fit in his garden better, now each time his daughter scores a goal the fence panels behind pop out a little so I have to keep hammering them back in, it's the location where he's pushed all the wires for his garden lights under onto my side and the terminus for his zip line.

This is the guy who sits inside watching football (or outside on his "garden TV" sometimes) as his young kid sits on a creaking swing at 10:30pm shouting "Dad.... Dad.... Dad... Dad... Dad... Dad... I want to go to bed... Dad... Dad... Dad..." and loudly plays Roxette constantly.

But I was kind of giving him a bit of slack because his wife left him and took the kids, the blue rope has brought back all of the ill feeling I have, not sure why, it's just so blue.

Antony Moxey

8,093 posts

220 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Cut the rope.

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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thetapeworm said:
The neighbour at the back, who already annoys me within reason on a regular basis, has now lassoed a blue rope around the boundary fence as part of a horizontal rope ladder his kids, who are rarely there, can use.

The fence isn't what I'd call "structural" and the blueness of the rope is annoying me.

For some reason he's taken a dislike to that particular corner of my garden as it's also where he dug under the fence so he could move a goal post under into my side to make it fit in his garden better, now each time his daughter scores a goal the fence panels behind pop out a little so I have to keep hammering them back in, it's the location where he's pushed all the wires for his garden lights under onto my side and the terminus for his zip line.

This is the guy who sits inside watching football (or outside on his "garden TV" sometimes) as his young kid sits on a creaking swing at 10:30pm shouting "Dad.... Dad.... Dad... Dad... Dad... Dad... I want to go to bed... Dad... Dad... Dad..." and loudly plays Roxette constantly.

But I was kind of giving him a bit of slack because his wife left him and took the kids, the blue rope has brought back all of the ill feeling I have, not sure why, it's just so blue.
Make a stepped wood cover and screw it to the fence post to hide the blue rope.
If you go down the route of cutting the rope then you know you are on a one way road of conflict.

RizzoTheRat

25,210 posts

193 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Paint the rope with cuprinol.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,624 posts

273 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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RizzoTheRat said:
Paint the rope with cuprinol.
Attach sausages and cans of Red Bull to it? Go for full PH memeage. smile

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

171 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Paint the rope with cuprinol.
Attach sausages and cans of Red Bull to it? Go for full PH memeage. smile
Don't forget the custard. We'll need to see photos of said fence post with a can of Bird's finest on top.

RizzoTheRat

25,210 posts

193 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
RizzoTheRat said:
Paint the rope with cuprinol.
Attach sausages and cans of Red Bull to it? Go for full PH memeage. smile
Sausages and redbull I've head of, what's the cuprinol PH trope?

Clockwork Cupcake

74,624 posts

273 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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Lily the Pink said:
Don't forget the custard. We'll need to see photos of said fence post with a can of Bird's finest on top.
A very good point. yes

Custard rather than Cuprinol.

daqinggregg

1,539 posts

130 months

Monday 29th June 2020
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100 + 10%

MartG

20,696 posts

205 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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Companies/Banks/Legal people who, for ID purposes, demand original documents no-one has anymore. Examples being bank statements ( now online ), utility bills ( now online ), phone bill ( online )

When are they going to wake up and start using some form of online ID

RizzoTheRat

25,210 posts

193 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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MartG said:
Companies/Banks/Legal people who, for ID purposes, demand original documents no-one has anymore. Examples being bank statements ( now online ), utility bills ( now online ), phone bill ( online )

When are they going to wake up and start using some form of online ID
It's a tricky one though, those are all proof of address, anything online isn't necessarily tied to an address, and presumably GDPR prevents companies that know you live there from sharing that information.

yellowjack

17,081 posts

167 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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vaud said:
Frank7 said:
I’ve had murders with that in the U.S.
My surname has an A in it, and if I had to give my name in e.g. a dry cleaners, or shoe repairers, (let’s say my name is Dale), I’d say carefully, D A L E, and watch them wrote Dile.
I’d say “Not Dile, Dale, D, A”, not I”, pointing at my eye, but A for Apple”, and they’d say, “I’ve written A”, pointing at the I.
I used to have to show my drivers licence to illustrate that it was D,A,L,E., and they’d still say, “You sure do talk funny.”
I have an unusual (UK) surname. It's bad enough in the UK let alone the US. I often just hand over my drivers licence and let them copy it, it's much faster.
Not my name, but my (old) address. I lived in a 'Brynhyfryd Road'. Or my NOK did. The nurse's inability to write down a word with no (English) vowels meant I had to say "give it here and I'll write it down. It was the admission form when I'd been blue-lighted to hospital with a blood clot in my arm. But the confusion and giggling over an incomprehensible address meant that when I later wrote to her at the hospital, that nurse remembered me. And we've been married for nearly 29 years now...

George Smiley

5,048 posts

82 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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The fazua electric engine on bikes

Great it is hidden in the frame and can enable the bike to work as a normal bike when removed but to switch it on you have to remove the battery, turn it on, put it back in.

1st world problems
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