Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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popeyewhite

19,898 posts

120 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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nonsequitur said:
AlexC1981 said:
My raspberries.

Bought them on Saturday.

Delicious on Sunday.

Furry by Monday. frown
Euphamism of the thread.
Frank will dob you in to the spelling police for that. Also it's not really a euphemism. biggrin

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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popeyewhite said:
nonsequitur said:
AlexC1981 said:
My raspberries.

Bought them on Saturday.

Delicious on Sunday.

Furry by Monday. frown
Euphamism of the thread.
Frank will dob you in to the spelling police for that. Also it's not really a euphemism. biggrin
In the spirit of friendship, I’ll pass on that, but my hawk
eyed comrade Paul Guitar is made of sterner stuff.

paua

5,735 posts

143 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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Frank7 said:
popeyewhite said:
nonsequitur said:
AlexC1981 said:
My raspberries.

Bought them on Saturday.

Delicious on Sunday.

Furry by Monday. frown
Euphamism of the thread.
Frank will dob you in to the spelling police for that. Also it's not really a euphemism. biggrin
In the spirit of friendship, I’ll pass on that, but my hawk
eyed comrade Paul Guitar is made of sterner stuff.
Paul, you've just been MASHed, make mine a grape nehi
Cheers - Radar.

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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housen said:
meg merkle
Any relation to Angela Merkel?

Sheets Tabuer

18,963 posts

215 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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People selling puppies, looked in the classifieds to day and we have:

jugs
rotterman
cocapoo
cavapoo
jackapoo
Shicon

When I were t'lad thems were called mongrels.

Fastdruid

8,644 posts

152 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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Sheets Tabuer said:
People selling puppies, looked in the classifieds to day and we have:

jugs
rotterman
cocapoo
cavapoo
jackapoo
Shicon

When I were t'lad thems were called mongrels.
Sounds to me like there is one particularly amorous Poodle in your local area.

Sheets Tabuer

18,963 posts

215 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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I think you're right just found a shivapoo

Also:
Minibull (no idea)
Sprocker
Patterjack
Maltipoo

Since when did letting your purebred bh get knocked up by another breed warrant a) a stupid name b) a four figure price tag and c) an advert in the pedigree section.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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Frank7 said:
housen said:
meg merkle
Any relation to Angela Merkel?
Chancellor will be a fine thing.

MartG

20,680 posts

204 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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Click & Collect

Every single package I've had returned due to being refused delivery was to a Click & Collect address

It's quite obvious that the folks running these places are incapable of reading an address label, or their system simply isn't providing them with the correct information frown

NapierDeltic

304 posts

52 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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Collect Plus. They've lost a parcel I sent back at the start of the month. They've dropped their phone line, so I have to fire in emails to get any sense from them.

Antony Moxey

8,072 posts

219 months

Tuesday 28th July 2020
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Looking at ordering a load of decking from Travis Perkins. Apparently they can deliver the 3.6m boards I intend to make the frame with, but the 3.6m decking boards are collection only. HTF am I supposed to fit 30 of them in the back of my car, and why can’t they deliver them if they can deliver other similarly sized boards?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 29th July 2020
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popeyewhite said:
Frank will dob you in to the spelling police for that. Also it's not really a euphemism. biggrin
Spelling AND grammar ! Reminds me of my skool days.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 29th July 2020
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Antony Moxey said:
Looking at ordering a load of decking from Travis Perkins. Apparently they can deliver the 3.6m boards I intend to make the frame with, but the 3.6m decking boards are collection only. HTF am I supposed to fit 30 of them in the back of my car, and why can’t they deliver them if they can deliver other similarly sized boards?
IME, if you go and place your order at the counter (rather than online), they'll deliver the lot.
It's probably just a centralised stock control issue which the local guys can see past.

You'll probably moan that that'll mean having to remove the pyjamas you've been sitting in for the last four months, but... hehe

Antony Moxey

8,072 posts

219 months

Wednesday 29th July 2020
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V8mate said:
Antony Moxey said:
Looking at ordering a load of decking from Travis Perkins. Apparently they can deliver the 3.6m boards I intend to make the frame with, but the 3.6m decking boards are collection only. HTF am I supposed to fit 30 of them in the back of my car, and why can’t they deliver them if they can deliver other similarly sized boards?
IME, if you go and place your order at the counter (rather than online), they'll deliver the lot.
It's probably just a centralised stock control issue which the local guys can see past.

You'll probably moan that that'll mean having to remove the pyjamas you've been sitting in for the last four months, but... hehe
Haha, not me, I’ve been working throughout. As for TP, fk ‘em, I’ll go somewhere else instead.

alorotom

11,941 posts

187 months

Wednesday 29th July 2020
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Today I attended the local school clothing supply monopoly - I’d made an appointment as per the instructions for my 15min slot, duely attended 5mins early and quested around the back of the building, mask worn and awaited being called in.

Behind me appears an unmasked moron woman with 7 kids, she had 1 more in the car as it turns out, pushes to the front as she dyslexic and complains how busy it was. There was only me in the queue and one person in the store being served. I politely remind her that there is a queue and it’s by order of appointment.

She starts mouthing off about how she doesn’t have an appointment and will he served as she is a “key worker” and dyslexic so can’t use a computer.

I asked what she did - a hairdresser (cash only of course) - and I said I was surprised she was “key” as there is no such thing anymore and actually hairdressers were not key when it was “a thing”. I asked if she had a Facebook page as I may know some people to put her way - she did and got her phone out and showed me - I then remarked that I was surprised she had an iPhone and Facebook as she “can’t use the internet for her dyslexia” - she wasn’t happy.

I was then called in to make my purchases which I did and the person with the appt after me was then called in to another counter inside and this woman went apest, screaming she was in line and had dyslexia so couldn’t use a computer to get an appt!

The staff sent some poor girl out to handle her and make an appt for her and she reeled off her email address for correspondence and refused 3 appt slots as they weren’t immediate and she’d have to come back!

She left without an appt or school wear for her marauding kids of multi-fatherhood.

As I left (via the correct exit) she was loading them all into a people carrier (ropey old silver zafira, of course) screaming down the phone (on speakerphone) at some poor soul about the horrendous service and how she’s never going back there!

Well if it’s logo’d school wear she needs she can’t actually get it anywhere else as they service pretty much every local public and state school!

hidetheelephants

24,388 posts

193 months

Wednesday 29th July 2020
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PPEhero said:
My old man always ask what the gravity of whatever ale he is considering drinking is, really pi55es me off
9.81ms-2? hehe

getmecoat

eldar

21,756 posts

196 months

Thursday 30th July 2020
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hidetheelephants said:
9.81ms-2? hehe

getmecoat
That's a bit weak.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,578 posts

272 months

Thursday 30th July 2020
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alorotom said:
Today I attended the local school clothing supply monopoly
Back when I was a step-parent I had the misfortune to have to attend one of these establishments with my step-son and I committed the cardinal sin of remarking how expensive a bog standard jumper with a school logo was, and got the sarky response from the sales assistant that this was the decision I had made in sending child to a fee-paying school.

Talk about really rubbing it in. Especially as it wasn't my decision.



hidetheelephants

24,388 posts

193 months

Thursday 30th July 2020
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eldar said:
hidetheelephants said:
9.81ms-2? hehe

getmecoat
That's a bit weak.
Move to Jupiter then. tongue out

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 30th July 2020
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hidetheelephants said:
eldar said:
hidetheelephants said:
9.81ms-2? hehe

getmecoat
That's a bit weak.
Move to Jupiter then. tongue out
I bet you Saturn that one for ages. Just waiting.

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