Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 6)

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yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Well, quite.

Last time I visited (which was years ago), the Westminster branch of Yo Sushi had exactly that - a central room of wash basins, then off that a room of urinals, and a room of cubicles. Seemed eminently sensible to me.
Sushi? None of that nasty foreign food for me, me ol' China. I'm off for a Korma and a couple of pints of Stella, followed by a trip to a proper khazi.


As for "restroom" and "bathroom" when used in reference to toilets? I don't want a rest, nor do I want a damned bath. I want to take a great big dump, so kindly direct my to a toilet!

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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yellowjack said:
Sushi? None of that nasty foreign food for me, me ol' China. I'm off for a Korma and a couple of pints of Stella, followed by a trip to a proper khazi.


As for "restroom" and "bathroom" when used in reference to toilets? I don't want a rest, nor do I want a damned bath. I want to take a great big dump, so kindly direct my to a toilet!
A word etymologically related to the actions of washing. What you want, sir, is a crapper.

RizzoTheRat

25,167 posts

192 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Fastdruid said:
Meh, just forget all gendered toilets and have two "rooms", one with urinals, one with toilets in cubicals. You want to sit down, you go to the toilets, you want to stand up, go to the urinals. Who cares about if you identify as boy, girl, bit of both or Apache helicopter.
The trouble with that is you need to get the ratio right. Apparently one of the London theatres did this but it meant that it went from having one for gents and one for ladies, to having one for gents (urinals) and one for everyone (cubicles), so unsurprisingly a lot of women were annoyed that the queues had got bigger.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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yellowjack said:
Sushi? None of that nasty foreign food for me, me ol' China. I'm off for a Korma and a couple of pints of Stella, followed by a trip to a proper khazi.


As for "restroom" and "bathroom" when used in reference to toilets? I don't want a rest, nor do I want a damned bath. I want to take a great big dump, so kindly direct my to a toilet!
Also in the USA, 'Comfort Station'.cloud9

Clockwork Cupcake

74,582 posts

272 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
The trouble with that is you need to get the ratio right. Apparently one of the London theatres did this but it meant that it went from having one for gents and one for ladies, to having one for gents (urinals) and one for everyone (cubicles), so unsurprisingly a lot of women were annoyed that the queues had got bigger.
Aye, I can imagine.

Ever wonder why the queue for the ladies is always longer? Compare in your mind how long it takes to have a quick slash in a urinal compared to how long it would take to use a cubicle (sitting down) instead. Then imagine that instead of "trousers and pants down, fire #1, number 2" there are tights etc involved.

Urinals are incredibly efficient, it you have the equipment to use them.


captain_cynic

12,021 posts

95 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Einion Yrth said:
yellowjack said:
Sushi? None of that nasty foreign food for me, me ol' China. I'm off for a Korma and a couple of pints of Stella, followed by a trip to a proper khazi.


As for "restroom" and "bathroom" when used in reference to toilets? I don't want a rest, nor do I want a damned bath. I want to take a great big dump, so kindly direct my to a toilet!
A word etymologically related to the actions of washing. What you want, sir, is a crapper.
I believe the correct English term is Lavatory. As this word is not in common usage in the US it joins the terms "lift", "footpath", and "hire" in utterly confounding them.

Also a quick Google reveals "lavatory" comes from the Latin "lavatorium" which is a place for washing smile

Edited by captain_cynic on Friday 30th August 10:40

Cotty

39,553 posts

284 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Einion Yrth said:
yellowjack said:
Sushi? None of that nasty foreign food for me, me ol' China. I'm off for a Korma and a couple of pints of Stella, followed by a trip to a proper khazi.


As for "restroom" and "bathroom" when used in reference to toilets? I don't want a rest, nor do I want a damned bath. I want to take a great big dump, so kindly direct my to a toilet!
A word etymologically related to the actions of washing. What you want, sir, is a crapper.
I think what you are looking for is a water closet

RizzoTheRat

25,167 posts

192 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
RizzoTheRat said:
The trouble with that is you need to get the ratio right. Apparently one of the London theatres did this but it meant that it went from having one for gents and one for ladies, to having one for gents (urinals) and one for everyone (cubicles), so unsurprisingly a lot of women were annoyed that the queues had got bigger.
Aye, I can imagine.

Ever wonder why the queue for the ladies is always longer? Compare in your mind how long it takes to have a quick slash in a urinal compared to how long it would take to use a cubicle (sitting down) instead. Then imagine that instead of "trousers and pants down, fire #1, number 2" there are tights etc involved.

Urinals are incredibly efficient, it you have the equipment to use them.
The same article I saw that in reckoned that some London theatres (bit of a theme here) if every woman in the audience went to the loo in the interval some wouldn't make it back until the play finished.
Places not having enough loos annoys me beyond reason. I think I've already moaned on he about our 4 cubicles and no urinals on an office floor of a couple of hundred people.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,582 posts

272 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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RizzoTheRat said:
The same article I saw that in reckoned that some London theatres (bit of a theme here) if every woman in the audience went to the loo in the interval some wouldn't make it back until the play finished.
I can well imagine that. yes

Cotty

39,553 posts

284 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Urinals are incredibly efficient, it you have the equipment to use them.
Hence the invention of the shewee https://www.shewee.com/

TheInsanity1234

740 posts

119 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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The fact that pistonheads' forums change to the mobile format and layout when your computer browser window is not maximised or taking up anything less than probably 75% of the screen, annoys me beyond reason, because the mobile version of the my stuff page is terrible.

There is no option to force the website to maintain the desktop format regardless of size of browser window.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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TheInsanity1234 said:
The fact that pistonheads' forums change to the mobile format and layout when your computer browser window is not maximised or taking up anything less than probably 75% of the screen, annoys me beyond reason, because the mobile version of the my stuff page is terrible.

There is no option to force the website to maintain the desktop format regardless of size of browser window.
Isn't that what responsive design is all about ?

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Lily the Pink said:
TheInsanity1234 said:
The fact that pistonheads' forums change to the mobile format and layout when your computer browser window is not maximised or taking up anything less than probably 75% of the screen, annoys me beyond reason, because the mobile version of the my stuff page is terrible.

There is no option to force the website to maintain the desktop format regardless of size of browser window.
Isn't that what responsive design is all about ?
Annoying the customer? Perhaps you're right.

Lily the Pink

5,783 posts

170 months

Friday 30th August 2019
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Einion Yrth said:
Annoying the customer? Perhaps you're right.
Why not ? After all, customers are the cause of all developers' annoyances.

I should probably add a wink

cookmysock

844 posts

201 months

Saturday 31st August 2019
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Describing the President of the USA as the "leader of the free world". smashmad

No they are not. I did not get an opportunity to vote so the position does not lead where I am from (Australia btw)

Particularly the current president who has the leadership skills of a squid.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Saturday 31st August 2019
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cookmysock said:
Describing the President of the USA as the "leader of the free world". smashmad

No they are not. I did not get an opportunity to vote so the position does not lead where I am from (Australia btw)

Particularly the current president who has the leadership skills of a squid.
Is Australia part of 'the free world'? I thought it was the world's one, big, open-air prison?

cookmysock

844 posts

201 months

Saturday 31st August 2019
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V8mate said:
cookmysock said:
Describing the President of the USA as the "leader of the free world". smashmad

No they are not. I did not get an opportunity to vote so the position does not lead where I am from (Australia btw)

Particularly the current president who has the leadership skills of a squid.
Is Australia part of 'the free world'? I thought it was the world's one, big, open-air prison?

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Saturday 31st August 2019
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5am bloody sodding Wood Pigeon...shut the fk up!

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Saturday 31st August 2019
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Morningside said:
5am bloody sodding Wood Pigeon...shut the fk up!
Mate, it's 5pm. Your clock's wrong.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Saturday 31st August 2019
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V8mate said:
Morningside said:
5am bloody sodding Wood Pigeon...shut the fk up!
Mate, it's 5pm. Your clock's wrong.
That's how bloody tired I am trying to catch up from this morning tongue out
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