Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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ambuletz

10,740 posts

181 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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it's unlikely anyone on this thread may remember. but around 8-9 months ago i mentioned how i was to be an uncle. and was rather nervous at the idea of it.

well now i'm officially an uncle. my brother and sis-in law have a baby girl!

they haven't come home yet, so i haven't seen it (her). so hasn't really sunk in properly. i'm 32. ive had cousins had kids, but it hasn't bothered me as they all live 8000 miles away and i only visit them on holidays every 2-3years. this has. im not exactly the kind of person who is like 'OMG AWWWW SO CUUUTE, its a baby!!!'

Bobberoo99

38,650 posts

98 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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ambuletz said:
it's unlikely anyone on this thread may remember. but around 8-9 months ago i mentioned how i was to be an uncle. and was rather nervous at the idea of it.

well now i'm officially an uncle. my brother and sis-in law have a baby girl!

they haven't come home yet, so i haven't seen it (her). so hasn't really sunk in properly. i'm 32. ive had cousins had kids, but it hasn't bothered me as they all live 8000 miles away and i only visit them on holidays every 2-3years. this has. im not exactly the kind of person who is like 'OMG AWWWW SO CUUUTE, its a baby!!!'
Just remember two things, never EVER show weakness, they feed on ot, and it's perfectly fine to hold them at arms length, at all times, preferably while wearing gloves, and grimacing!!! thumbup

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Just remember two things, never EVER show weakness, they feed on ot, and it's perfectly fine to hold them at arms length, at all times, preferably while wearing gloves, and grimacing!!! thumbup
That’s other peoples dogs.

DickyC

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49,763 posts

198 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Uncle Ambuletz.

Nice. Congratulations.

Spoil em. Give em back. Leave others to deal with sugar rush.

Marvellous.

Bobberoo99

38,650 posts

98 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Just remember two things, never EVER show weakness, they feed on ot, and it's perfectly fine to hold them at arms length, at all times, preferably while wearing gloves, and grimacing!!! thumbup
That’s other peoples dogs.
nono
I'm perfectly happy handling, stroking, hugging talking to and even rolling around with other people's dogs, kids...........not so much so!!!!!

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Im perfectly happy drinking this


Important Update......

Man flue Peaked Saturday and am pleased to announce it is now in Decline

Bobberoo99

38,650 posts

98 months

Monday 26th August 2019
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Excellent news fatboy!!!

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Excellent news fatboy!!!
Not so sure it is.....the Bottle is nearly empty again!

ApOrbital

9,963 posts

118 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Good morning all.

Scrump

22,018 posts

158 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Good morning.
Back to work frown

ApOrbital

9,963 posts

118 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Yes we are scrumps.

ApOrbital

9,963 posts

118 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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We are missing a chap get the search party out.With the hounds.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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DickyC said:
Uncle Ambuletz.

Nice. Congratulations.

Spoil em. Give em back. Leave others to deal with sugar rush.

Marvellous.
Bang on! Having Mrs P’s neices and nephews here for the annual camping weekend soon. Fizzy pop, ice creams chocolate and crisps for 3 days. Bonfires, driving round the fields and air rifling. Hand ‘em back knackered, over excited and stung to kingdom come by nettles. If there’s an A&E visit it just adds to their experiences.

james_TW

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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I've come in to work this morning and some comedian has taken the wireless receiver for my mouse from my Laptop's base station.

Seriously. WTF?

Scrump

22,018 posts

158 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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I am waiting for my laptop to install a new email application.
The instructions were sent to me by email but I have been told not to open my old emails!

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Scrump said:
I am waiting for my laptop to install a new email application.
The instructions were sent to me by email but I have been told not to open my old emails!
Maybe they’ve left then in the shed or with a neighbour?

I hope this helps

glenrobbo

35,266 posts

150 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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james_TW said:
I've come in to work this morning and some comedian has taken the wireless receiver for my mouse from my Laptop's babe station.

Seriously. WTF?
They are only trying to preserve your eyesight, JTW.
It's a well known fact that too much watching that stuff makes you go blind. nono

Morning all wavey

I've already had two unsuccessful attempts to wake up this morning.
I have decided to postpone the idea for another half an hour at least.

I may go downstairs and make a cup of tea to see if that has any affect. coffee

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,763 posts

198 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Tea.

The elixir of life.

glenrobbo

35,266 posts

150 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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ApOrbital said:
We are missing a chap get the search party out.With the hounds.
It may be too late, ApO.
The trail has gone cold.
Timmy45 has been missing for a long time. frown

Congratulations Uncle Ambuletz! thumbup
I remember your post about your trepidation over the prospect of becoming a Nuncle.
There is no need whatsoever to be fearful.
Just make some avuncular noises and say how proud you are of your brother and sister-in-law's amazing achievement, and what a lovely baby niece she is.
A suitable present related to the date of birth of the baby usually goes down well, or a cash gift to start a savings account for the child would be appreciated.
Then just wing it from there.

You'll soon get the hang of it. smile

Bobberoo99

38,650 posts

98 months

Tuesday 27th August 2019
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Morning chaps wavey
I'm off this week!! woohoo
The only reason I'm up now is the bin men are making their way down our street!!!
So you can call the hounds and search party off, today I'm going to do all the games stuff I should have done on Sunday!!!
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