Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[glenrobbo]

Fatboy, Well done for continuing your valiant fight against ManFlu.

A lesser male mortal would have given up and succumbed long ago.

Your remarkable battle has yet again demonstrated that, skilfully imbibed, Absinthe really does have remarkable healing properties.
And can kill up to 99% of all known germs.

It's the unknown germs you have to be wary of.



We are Scrump?

[DickyC]

I'm off to Trivbridge. It's Pick Your Own Day at the Trivia Farm. Does anyone want anything? Fresh Trivia was £1 per lb at Trivton market on Saturday, I think it will be 2lb for £1.50 direct from the farm.

[glenrobbo]

Morning Bobbers!

Are you saying that monster Lego build has so exhausted you that you've been forced to take a week's leave to recuperate?
Talking of which, where is Coops these days, we haven't heard from him in quite a while.

And Dibble? Surely his amazing ever-growing boner must be sorted by now?

I sincerely hope that all our comrades MIA are faring well.

[Bobberoo99]

Dibble's still about and posts occasionally on his "Ouch NSFW" thread, I spoke to Cooped a couple of months ago, he said he'd give me a call but I've not heard from him since, I have noticed that Bomma's been absent for a couple of days too!!!

IOTN My breakfast this morning is a mixture of the dregs of Mrs Bobbers granola, some leftover Alpen and some of my favourite dark chocolate and orange granola!!!

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

I'm off to Trivbridge. It's Pick Your Own Day at the Trivia Farm. Does anyone want anything? Fresh Trivia was £1 per lb at Trivton market on Saturday, I think it will be 2lb for £1.50 direct from the farm.

Yes please Dicky, I'd like 6lb or £4.50 worth of Fresh Ripe Trivia, and 2lb or £1.50 worth of Old Retro Trivia, as long as it's not gorn orf.
But please make sure you rub all the soil off the roots before they weight it. You know I don't like paying for dirt.


Here's sick squid.

[ApOrbital]

Yay we are all back.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

My breakfast this morning is a mixture of the dregs of Mrs Bobbers granola, some leftover Alpen and some of my favourite dark chocolate and orange granola!!!

Bobbers, Have you tried a nice big bowl of John Innes No 3?

It contains all the nutrients and roughage needed to promote healthy growth.

[anonymous-user]

As if the nuts weren't bad enough I now have recalcitrant hinges.

[james_TW]

I struggled with the heat last night. So much so that I woke at 1am feeling very, very sick and needing to undress and lie down on the cold tiled kitchen floor.

Dignity?

Non.

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

As if the nuts weren't bad enough I now have recalcitrant hinges.

Pushfit!
Enough of this blatant sexual innuendo.
Stop messing about man, and give everything a good dose of lubricant and give it a chance to work before you start going at it.
It's no use banging away relentlessly without preparing the way.

If that doesn't work, then I suggest you get up and go and attend to the Jeep.

You may need some PlusGas.

And a welding torch to heat things up a bit.
Good luck.

[glenrobbo]

james_TW said:

I struggled with the heat last night. So much so that I woke at 1am feeling very, very sick and needing to undress and lie down on the cold tiled kitchen floor.

Dignity?

Non.

You are Natalie Imbruglia AICMFP.


I think Dignitas is the best way.

I've been told they give you Cheerios for breakfast.

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 27th August 09:44

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

I think Dignitas is the best way.

I've been told they give you Cheerios for breakfast.

That took me longer than it should have done.

[ApOrbital]

I slept in the garden last night with the g/f was nice looking at the stars and the mutt farting.

[james_TW]

ApOrbital said:

I slept in the garden last night with the g/f was nice looking at the stars and the mutt farting.

The g/f is nice looking? I'm pleased she's not a crocodillypig

[glenrobbo]

ApOrbital said:

I slept in the garden last night with the g/f was nice looking at the stars and the mutt farting.

Are you sure it was the mutt?

[fatboy18]

Missred that for a second, thought it said muff farting!

[fatboy18]

Morning all, just back from taking the dog for a walk

Carry on

[glenrobbo]

OK, here you go...

[glenrobbo]

^ ^ ^ ^. I don't know if Dibble intentionally omitted a 'b' to preserve anonymity?
Or it could just be a typo.

I think it should be "Our Dibble".

[Bobberoo99]

I'm sat in the garden taking a break from my green fingered activities snorting out laughs at the posts, especially "the mutt/muff farting", "Cherrios" and "AuDibble" books!!!!