Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
magooagain said:
Hello all you busy trivialists and Bobberoo!
I'm home after 6 hours of graft 50 meters away from chez Magoo.
Glenrobbo can I reserve your toe nails please?
The sun popped out for a few minutes so here's some Mazda pics.
It's a 1999 tenth aniversary limited edition. Tidy car with a 2 year mot with no adviseries. It needs a good valet. Also a sticky passenger electric window.
A steal at a 1000 sobs.
Hi magoo,I'm home after 6 hours of graft 50 meters away from chez Magoo.
Glenrobbo can I reserve your toe nails please?
The sun popped out for a few minutes so here's some Mazda pics.
It's a 1999 tenth aniversary limited edition. Tidy car with a 2 year mot with no adviseries. It needs a good valet. Also a sticky passenger electric window.
A steal at a 1000 sobs.
I'm afraid that my toenails have already been bequeathed to the British Army Ballistics Research Establishment Special Requisition Team to help in their quest for superior tank armour solutions against shaped charge missiles and anti-tank warheads.
I didn't include the toenails on my list because they are on the secret list and I am still prevented under the Official Secrets Act from disclosing such information.
However, if there are any other of my body parts that my be of interest to you, please don't hesitate to PM me.
That's a lovely red MX-5 10th Anniversary Edition you have acquired there. I believe you said you were going to call it Clement?
A rather Freudian choice, but whatever pleases you is fine by me*.
* with certain qualified reservations, obviously.
I do have some limits. 
glenrobbo said:
nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
nonsequitur said:
Pericoloso said:
As a special treat ,you may address me as Sir........
Not on your Nelly. More of an oppo.
A rapier-like wit, requiring a mere 17.5 hours of pondering time to post the rapid cryptic comeback!
V6 Pushfit said:
glenrobbo said:
nonsequitur said:
Bobberoo99 said:
nonsequitur said:
Pericoloso said:
As a special treat ,you may address me as Sir........
Not on your Nelly. More of an oppo.A rapier-like wit, requiring a mere 17.5 hours of pondering time to post the rapid cryptic comeback!
Having flown to Brazil and back many times, the timescale you suggest is frankly just a bit out.
LHR to GRU, 11 hours plus
A two hour Turnaround
GRU to LHR (Depending on tail winds), 9 to ten hours.
Total travelling time approx 23 hours. Almost a day!
At 17.5 hours one would have to have an emergency medical stop in the Azores. (Which I also have done).
There is an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, but it's rubbish. All the good stuff gets exported.
glenrobbo said:
Hi magoo,
I'm afraid that my toenails have already been bequeathed to the British Army Ballistics Research Establishment Special Requisition Team to help in their quest for superior tank armour solutions against shaped charge missiles and anti-tank warheads.
I didn't include the toenails on my list because they are on the secret list and I am still prevented under the Official Secrets Act from disclosing such information.
However, if there are any other of my body parts that my be of interest to you, please don't hesitate to PM me.
That's a lovely red MX-5 10th Anniversary Edition you have acquired there. I believe you said you were going to call it Clement?
A rather Freudian choice, but whatever pleases you is fine by me*.
* with certain qualified reservations, obviously. I do have some limits.
What about the scrapings underneath the toenails then Glenrobbo? I'm happy to make a donation of substance!I'm afraid that my toenails have already been bequeathed to the British Army Ballistics Research Establishment Special Requisition Team to help in their quest for superior tank armour solutions against shaped charge missiles and anti-tank warheads.
I didn't include the toenails on my list because they are on the secret list and I am still prevented under the Official Secrets Act from disclosing such information.
However, if there are any other of my body parts that my be of interest to you, please don't hesitate to PM me.
That's a lovely red MX-5 10th Anniversary Edition you have acquired there. I believe you said you were going to call it Clement?
A rather Freudian choice, but whatever pleases you is fine by me*.
* with certain qualified reservations, obviously.
I do have some limits. 
nonsequitur said:
Pedantic Corner:
Having flown to Brazil and back many times, the timescale you suggest is frankly just a bit out.
LHR to GRU, 11 hours plus
A two hour Turnaround
GRU to LHR (Depending on tail winds), 9 to ten hours.
Total travelling time approx 23 hours. Almost a day!
At 17.5 hours one would have to have an emergency medical stop in the Azores. (Which I also have done).
There is an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, but it's rubbish. All the good stuff gets exported.
Having flown to Brazil and back many times, the timescale you suggest is frankly just a bit out.
LHR to GRU, 11 hours plus
A two hour Turnaround
GRU to LHR (Depending on tail winds), 9 to ten hours.
Total travelling time approx 23 hours. Almost a day!
At 17.5 hours one would have to have an emergency medical stop in the Azores. (Which I also have done).
There is an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, but it's rubbish. All the good stuff gets exported.
nonsequitur said:
Pedantic Corner:
Having flown to Brazil and back many times, the timescale you suggest is frankly just a bit out.
LHR to GRU, 11 hours plus
A two hour Turnaround
GRU to LHR (Depending on tail winds), 9 to ten hours.
Total travelling time approx 23 hours. Almost a day!
At 17.5 hours one would have to have an emergency medical stop in the Azores. (Which I also have done).
There is an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, but it's rubbish. All the good stuff gets exported.
We have our own Lockheed SR-22 Blackbird at our disposal, which can shorten your scheduled service flight times to a more manageable level, but first we need to kit you out with a rather tasty G-suit and a nice helmet.Having flown to Brazil and back many times, the timescale you suggest is frankly just a bit out.
LHR to GRU, 11 hours plus
A two hour Turnaround
GRU to LHR (Depending on tail winds), 9 to ten hours.
Total travelling time approx 23 hours. Almost a day!
At 17.5 hours one would have to have an emergency medical stop in the Azores. (Which I also have done).
There is an awful lot of coffee in Brazil, but it's rubbish. All the good stuff gets exported.
Battert will give you a pre-flight medical and briefing.
Just step this way and leave your inhibitions behind, young feller.
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