Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
First Kate Bush then Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs,
hows a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a days work done, for goodness sake whatever you do don't mention Kylies hot pants......
In other news I found out what the beeping was !, someone had left a countdown timer running on a piece of equipment that that had been moved into a cupboard !, I've now removed the timer, hidden it in a different place (pssst its in a roof space.....lol) and reset it to go off at the weekend lets see what the weekend shift makes of that !
eh was that psst noise bobbers lost compressed air ? ? ?...
hows a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a days work done, for goodness sake whatever you do don't mention Kylies hot pants......
In other news I found out what the beeping was !, someone had left a countdown timer running on a piece of equipment that that had been moved into a cupboard !, I've now removed the timer, hidden it in a different place (pssst its in a roof space.....lol) and reset it to go off at the weekend lets see what the weekend shift makes of that !
eh was that psst noise bobbers lost compressed air ? ? ?...
gaelicstorm7 said:
First Kate's Bush, then Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs...
How's a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a day's work done, for goodness sake?
Whatever you do don't mention Kylie's hot pants......
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It's much more worserer for me, I'm not even working! How's a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a day's work done, for goodness sake?
Whatever you do don't mention Kylie's hot pants......
...
Oh dear, GS7, now look what you've done!
How's a fellow supposed to cope with retirement with all this talk of attractive young ladies?
There's nothing for it, I shall have to focus my thoughts on Diane Abbott for a hour or so.
That should calm me down a bit.
glenrobbo said:
There's nothing for it, I shall have to focus my thoughts on Diane Abbott for a hour or so.
That should calm me down a bit.
When I read that I recalled the scene in The Singing Detective with Michael Gambon's hospitalised character being given a bath by nurse Joanne Whalley and trying to prevent arousal by recalling the speeches of Edward Heath.That should calm me down a bit.
gaelicstorm7 said:
First Kate Bush then Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs,
hows a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a days work done, for goodness sake whatever you do don't mention Kylies hot pants......
In other news I found out what the beeping was !, someone had left a countdown timer running on a piece of equipment that that had been moved into a cupboard !, I've now removed the timer, hidden it in a different place (pssst its in a roof space.....lol) and reset it to go off at the weekend lets see what the weekend shift makes of that !
eh was that psst noise bobbers lost compressed air ? ? ?...
Hotpants you say...? Gentlemen, I give you the lovely Jilly Johnson and Nina Carter in 1977...hows a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a days work done, for goodness sake whatever you do don't mention Kylies hot pants......
In other news I found out what the beeping was !, someone had left a countdown timer running on a piece of equipment that that had been moved into a cupboard !, I've now removed the timer, hidden it in a different place (pssst its in a roof space.....lol) and reset it to go off at the weekend lets see what the weekend shift makes of that !
eh was that psst noise bobbers lost compressed air ? ? ?...
P5BNij, in need of a darkened room, News At Ten. And now back to Reggie Bosenquet in the studio....
DickyC said:
PMacanGTS said:
I’ve just wrangled some paperclips after successfully collating some documents. Now it’s time to refill the stapler before I make that collation permanent.
To think you saved some of your best and most trivial work for us.
8.3 on the Triv-O-Meter
I demand a second independent Triv-O-Meter reading! And a recalibration of the first piece of apparatus.
glenrobbo said:
But surely it can't be very trivial if those documents warranted the investment of paperclips and staples, as well as all that time spent collating and wrangling?
I demand a second independent Triv-O-Meter reading!
And a recalibration of the first piece of apparatus.
Look through the paperwork. See if he bought a TrivBit. If so we could ask him to corroborate my findings. I demand a second independent Triv-O-Meter reading! And a recalibration of the first piece of apparatus.
Corroborate? Is that the right word? Is it a word? Is it used in asbestos form on workshop roofs? Is it an abrasive paste?
P5BNij said:
I haven't got that far yet, I'm still ahem, 'considering' Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs 
(ETA : talking of synthy type thingummies, my cousin Phil owns Phil Lynott's old Moog, I keep meaning to have a go on it when I visit)
Cool....that would be quite a machine.....I have a Roland JDXi and that's not bad...but I love my Teenage Engineering OP-1 (ETA : talking of synthy type thingummies, my cousin Phil owns Phil Lynott's old Moog, I keep meaning to have a go on it when I visit)
Edited by P5BNij on Wednesday 23 October 13:14
P5BNij said:
gaelicstorm7 said:
First Kate Bush then Rachel Riley's unsynchronised boobs,
hows a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a days work done, for goodness sake whatever you do don't mention Kylies hot pants......
In other news I found out what the beeping was !, someone had left a countdown timer running on a piece of equipment that that had been moved into a cupboard !, I've now removed the timer, hidden it in a different place (pssst its in a roof space.....lol) and reset it to go off at the weekend lets see what the weekend shift makes of that !
eh was that psst noise bobbers lost compressed air ? ? ?...
Hotpants you say...? Gentlemen, I give you the lovely Jilly Johnson and Nina Carter in 1977...hows a fella supposed to concentrate on getting a days work done, for goodness sake whatever you do don't mention Kylies hot pants......
In other news I found out what the beeping was !, someone had left a countdown timer running on a piece of equipment that that had been moved into a cupboard !, I've now removed the timer, hidden it in a different place (pssst its in a roof space.....lol) and reset it to go off at the weekend lets see what the weekend shift makes of that !
eh was that psst noise bobbers lost compressed air ? ? ?...
P5BNij, in need of a darkened room, News At Ten. And now back to Reggie Bosenquet in the studio....
NURSE!!! Resuss Team to the Residents' Lounge please!
Immediately!
CCOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE 
I'm back!!!!
Popped in to see my dad on the way home, got home and cut one of our roses right back, took all the trimmings and grass from yesterday to the dump and now I'm home proper!!!
Now then, who's responsible for the state of glenrobbo??
You know how continued mentioning of svelte, nubile, scantily clad young ladies makes him come over all unnecessary!!!!
Mind you, Rachael Riley and Kylie Minogue, together, in a bed...............I may have to excuse myself for a bit!!!!!
I'm back!!!!
Popped in to see my dad on the way home, got home and cut one of our roses right back, took all the trimmings and grass from yesterday to the dump and now I'm home proper!!!
Now then, who's responsible for the state of glenrobbo??
You know how continued mentioning of svelte, nubile, scantily clad young ladies makes him come over all unnecessary!!!!
Mind you, Rachael Riley and Kylie Minogue, together, in a bed...............I may have to excuse myself for a bit!!!!!
PMacanGTS said:
I’ve just wrangled some paperclips after successfully collating some documents. Now it’s time to refill the stapler before I make that collation permanent.
The burning question is of course, what do you plan to do with the paper clips???? I mean to say, there are literally hundreds of crazy and inventive ways to use them, but we need clarification!!!!
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The burning question is of course, what do you plan to do with the paper clips????
I mean to say, there are literally hundreds of crazy and inventive ways to use them, but we need clarification!!!!
How many more times?I mean to say, there are literally hundreds of crazy and inventive ways to use them, but we need clarification!!!!
You find an early Mini. You reach up under the middle of the dash, pull the two wires from the back of the ignition switch, bend the larger loop of a paper clip ninety degrees to the other two loops so the clip is T-shape, connect the two spade connectors of the ignition wires to the newly revised paper clip, press the starter button the floor and drive away.
Or so I've heard.
DickyC said:
Long story short, I'm in a pub in Flixton, near Urmston, in the Manchester Burbs*, had to start somewhere.
*about 8 o'clock on the clock face of Manchester. Near United'srehearsal studio training ground.
Thank heaven somebody has acted on my distress beacon signal.*about 8 o'clock on the clock face of Manchester. Near United's
I'm over here, Dicky!
At about twenty-five past! Perhaps the homing signal is being distorted by the defribbermalator thingy they keep activating on my chest?...
CLEAR!!! Aaaagh!!! 
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