Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
Halmyre said:
glenrboob said:
DickyC said:
Hamlye said:
Ham AND cheese.
Jambon et fromage Un username magnifique.
With just a small tweak, he's almost there already.
V6 Pushfit said:
We detected a mouse in the kitchen a month ago.
A trap was set.
One mouse per day for the first three days.
So six traps purchased and put in two attics....
We’re 25 mice up so far with no sign of it letting up.
I googled it. Two mice can breed to an astonishing 10,000 plus in a year.
So there’s no hope with seven traps I’m going to burn them out instead. Four gallons of petrol and a match will be so much quicker.
Pushfit, have you tried baiting the traps with contraceptive pills? A trap was set.
One mouse per day for the first three days.
So six traps purchased and put in two attics....
We’re 25 mice up so far with no sign of it letting up.
I googled it. Two mice can breed to an astonishing 10,000 plus in a year.
So there’s no hope with seven traps I’m going to burn them out instead. Four gallons of petrol and a match will be so much quicker.
Or getting some pussy to help you out in your time of need?
Or asking Bomma to napalm the little f
kers?DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Have you ever considered owning a Lamborghini P5B?
He was offered one by Our Man In La Belle France and made some tres feeble excusement.Drainage of funds via nefarious DIY based activities also not helping.
Onwards, men, onwards.
Edited by P5BNij on Friday 15th November 11:13
Edited by P5BNij on Friday 15th November 11:14
Edited by P5BNij on Friday 15th November 11:15
glenrobbo said:
Pushfit, have you tried baiting the traps with contraceptive pills?
Or getting some pussy to help you out in your time of need?
Or asking Bomma to napalm the little fkers?
I'm going to get the ex wife to do one of her casseroles. They'll be either killed instantly or if they have any sense they wont go near it and all starve. Or getting some pussy to help you out in your time of need?
Or asking Bomma to napalm the little f
kers?V6 Pushfit said:
glenrobbo said:
Pushfit, have you tried baiting the traps with contraceptive pills?
Or getting some pussy to help you out in your time of need?
Or asking Bomma to napalm the little fkers?
I'm going to get the ex wife to do one of her casseroles. They'll be either killed instantly or if they have any sense they wont go near it and all starve. Or getting some pussy to help you out in your time of need?
Or asking Bomma to napalm the little f
kers?
. They can't resist it.Scrumpets are optional.
V6 Pushfit said:
Bloody hell 11,000
11,000 not out? A marvellous innings by any standard, good show old boy.Pop round later if you're at a loose end, we can have a bit of a celebration.
There's half a dozen bottles of Kosovan gin left and a few chicken & mushroom vol au vents from Monday's WI coffee morning.
We could smoke some that stuff that the Verger keeps taped to the underside of the cistern in the church hall cludgie if you're up for it
Bobberoo99 said:
People, I fking hate people!!! 
Shops, I fking hate shops!!! 
People who are shopping, there are not enough words to describe how I feel about that!!!!
Be comforted by the thought at some point in your life you will arrive and wonder why you ever went shopping. There are absolutely no positives doing it.king hate people!!! Shops, I f
king hate shops!!! People who are shopping, there are not enough words to describe how I feel about that!!!!
I fortunately realised many years ago.
Bobberoo99 said:
People, I fking hate people!!!
Shops, I fking hate shops!!!
People who are shopping, there are not enough words to describe how I feel about that!!!!
Good you'd have loved me. This morning, I attempted to set my second Guinness Book of Record "record", the most novelty Christmas Singers all going at any one time as I rooted through the crate of open ones in Aldi this morning, getting about 30 singing Frosty the Snowman all just out of sync before the first ones stopped.king hate people!!! Shops, I f
king hate shops!!! People who are shopping, there are not enough words to describe how I feel about that!!!!
Got to the till and the checkout girl told me despite the box being fresh on the floor that morning about 15 people had already beaten my attempt so no world record for me.
And googling to find if I still held my other world record it seems I lost it eight years ago. Bradford Uni beat the record I was part of previously for the worlds largest onion bargee.
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