Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
slopes said:
IT’S NOT FUTTIN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!! 
I had a broadly similar conversation with Futtette earlier:"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May"
"Gerrof me boobies Bom you mucky old futtin goat.
IT’S NOT FUTTIN CHRISTMAS YET"
Today I realised that my stock of Single Malt has taken a bit of a hammering recently, so I ventured forth to Aldi and invested the princely sum of £17.49 into the purchase of a bottle of their Glen Marnoch Speyside Limited Release.
Oooooh, it is sooooo nice!
Better than many whiskies I have paid more than double the price for.
And no, I'm not on commission.
If you like a wee dram, give it a taste, you won't regret it.
If you don't like it, don't worry: I'll take it off your hands.
I have had their Glen Marnoch Highland Malt sherry Cask Finish in the past, and it's very nice, but this Speyside is in a league of its' own.
Oooooh, it is sooooo nice!
Better than many whiskies I have paid more than double the price for.
And no, I'm not on commission.
If you like a wee dram, give it a taste, you won't regret it.
If you don't like it, don't worry: I'll take it off your hands.
I have had their Glen Marnoch Highland Malt sherry Cask Finish in the past, and it's very nice, but this Speyside is in a league of its' own.
DickyC said:
If the Labour Party promises Christmas every day, would you vote for them?
What if the Conservatives promise to limit points failures strictly to Vitrivia Water? Would that lure your X?
They can promise anything they like. What if the Conservatives promise to limit points failures strictly to Vitrivia Water? Would that lure your X?
I don't believe any of them at all. Not in the slightest. Uh-uh, no!
Not one shred of credence between the lot if them. What a load of t
tsWe need the Revolution, and we need it NOW!
Well, soon, anyway. How are you all fixed for a week on Thursday? Meet at the WI Hall in Trivton at 7pm? Bring your pitchfork or garden implement. Yes, electric hedge trimmers are fine,as long as it has a good length of cable.
glenrobbo said:
Well, soon, anyway. How are you all fixed for a week on Thursday? Meet at the WI Hall in Trivton at 7pm? Bring your pitchfork or garden implement. Yes, electric hedge trimmers are fine,as long as it has a good length of cable.
During the notorious Trivas Hedge Trimmer Massacre investigation Constable Dunstable limited his radius of enquiries to the length of a fully extended B&Q extension lead (Value Range with built-in light).glenrobbo said:
slopes said:
glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
IT'S NOT SODDING CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!
Rubbish. It's been Christmas since the beginning of August, Bobbers. Everybody knows that! You need to get with the programme, Sunshine!
If you can't beat 'em, play them at their own game:
According to the world of advertising, every single futtin' day of the year is Christmas nowadays.
So just pretend that all the shops are shut and get yourself as pissed as a fart. Tidings of comfort & joy and all that s
t. That'll teach the futtin' futters!
i'm barred from drinking as it causes potential issues with my liver Besides
IT'S NOT FUTTIN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!!
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