Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
One can't possibly express how much one regrets staying at the home of a newly released convicted people trafficker, it's just so unbecoming of someone in my position!!!
Your position - are you crouched in the corner with your jacket over your head?Bobberoo99 said:
It's more along the lines of handcuffed to a steel bedframe, with something lodged where it probably shouldn't be, with a ball gag on, and stiletto heels, a mink lined thong, crocodile clip style nipple clamps which are attached to a car battery, a gimp mask, and marigolds!!!
The dressing up box is a bit bare now you mention it.DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
It's more along the lines of handcuffed to a steel bedframe, with something lodged where it probably shouldn't be, with a ball gag on, and stiletto heels, a mink lined thong, crocodile clip style nipple clamps which are attached to a car battery, a gimp mask, and marigolds!!!
The dressing up box is a bit bare now you mention it.
And did you notice the stains on some of what as left........................
Bobberoo99 said:
For those of you who have been following with baited breath, as to whether or not we have heating at wecan'tgetanythingright.com, I can confirm that we do indeed now have heating!!!!! 
Bobbers, Are you sure it's not just residual heat from watching "Inferno" at the weekend?
Or perhaps they have just opened the Gates of Hell ready for the week ahead?
Whatever, Merry Christmas!
Bobberoo99 said:
DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
One can't possibly express how much one regrets staying at the home of a newly released convicted people trafficker, it's just so unbecoming of someone in my position!!!
Your position - are you crouched in the corner with your jacket over your head?Halmyre said:
Bobberoo99 said:
DickyC said:
Bobberoo99 said:
One can't possibly express how much one regrets staying at the home of a newly released convicted people trafficker, it's just so unbecoming of someone in my position!!!
Your position - are you crouched in the corner with your jacket over your head?glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
We already have running water, it comes through the holey roof!!!
As for your repeated attempts to get me to engage in Christmassy stuff this early, it won't work, I have a strict No Christmas stuff before December the 1st rule!!!
Behold the Holy Roof of Christmas! As for your repeated attempts to get me to engage in Christmassy stuff this early, it won't work, I have a strict No Christmas stuff before December the 1st rule!!!
Isn't it sweet how Bobbers gets so excited about Christmas so early?
The Holy Roof of Christmas sounds absolutely magical and perfect for dear old Santa's entrance.
ION the 911 is back with me after having a bit of a refresh of suspension arms and bushes. Might have to reduce my budget for scrumplet the elder's car after paying the ransom for the return of the 911.
The Holy Roof of Christmas sounds absolutely magical and perfect for dear old Santa's entrance.
ION the 911 is back with me after having a bit of a refresh of suspension arms and bushes. Might have to reduce my budget for scrumplet the elder's car after paying the ransom for the return of the 911.
Scrump said:
Isn't it sweet how Bobbers gets so excited about Christmas so early?
The Holy Roof of Christmas sounds absolutely magical and perfect for dear old Santa's entrance.
ION the 911 is back with me after having a bit of a refresh of suspension arms and bushes. Might have to reduce my budget for scrumplet the elder's car after paying the ransom for the return of the 911.
I'm not sure about the insurance for Scrumplet, but how's about an Alfa Mito…?The Holy Roof of Christmas sounds absolutely magical and perfect for dear old Santa's entrance.
ION the 911 is back with me after having a bit of a refresh of suspension arms and bushes. Might have to reduce my budget for scrumplet the elder's car after paying the ransom for the return of the 911.
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
If the Labour Party promises Christmas every day, would you vote for them?
What if the Conservatives promise to limit points failures strictly to Vitrivia Water? Would that lure your X?
They can promise anything they like. What if the Conservatives promise to limit points failures strictly to Vitrivia Water? Would that lure your X?
I don't believe any of them at all. Not in the slightest. Uh-uh, no!
Not one shred of credence between the lot if them. What a load of t
tsWe need the Revolution, and we need it NOW!
Well, soon, anyway. How are you all fixed for a week on Thursday? Meet at the WI Hall in Trivton at 7pm? Bring your pitchfork or garden implement. Yes, electric hedge trimmers are fine,as long as it has a good length of cable.
ION, can some kind soul please confirm what day of the week it is? I woke up just over an hour ago genuinely unsure whether it was Monday or Tuesday, such is my mind boggling shift pattern this week. Answers on a postcard with a pretty picture on it to : wecockuptherosteringonaweeklybasis.com, PO Box 666, Creweshire.
P5BNij said:
I'm not sure about the insurance for Scrumplet, but how's about an Alfa Mito…?
I hadn't thought of those. Always thought they were quite good looking so I am not sure why they weren't more popular.Off to check out mitos on autotrader and see how many internal organs I would have to sell to pay for the insurance.
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