Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[ApOrbital]

Morning has broken just like my back

[Bobberoo99]

Morning Trivialites!!
Apologies for being late on parade this morning, I arrived at wenowhaveheatingbutuselessoperatives.com to worn tools, big burrs and an oversize bore!!! This has required me to change some worn "Tools" for sharp ones, probing them (I know how you all like a good probe!!), and re-sizing them, this has taken "some time" and is still on going!!

[magooagain]

Good morning all.

You have to keep em sharp Bobberoo.

Frosty here this morning. That is all.

[glenrobbo]

Morning all
Broken necks, broken backs, worn tools, oversize bores and a bit of probing.
So begins another day.

Ah well, heads down, arse up as they say. Keep going.
Coz when you stop you drop.

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 20th November 06:44

[ApOrbital]

That's the spirit robbo

[Bobberoo99]

It is indeed the correct spirit, however, whisky is a much better spirit I find!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Oh dear!!! We are a rudderless ship all adrift and heading for certain disaster!!!
OR, to put it another way, we have no T/L or manager, oh no, what will we do?!?!?!?
I know, how about we just get on with it and do our jobs!!???!!

[Scrump]

Good morning.
Walking out of the car park this morning I was confronted by two cyclists who had decided to cycle through the corridors as short cut.
They had the nerve to ring their bell at me and then ask me to make way for them.

By the time they had moved their bikes out the way, because I wasn't going to move, their short cut was no longer a short cut

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh dear!!! We are a rudderless ship all adrift and heading for certain disaster!!!

Fear not, Bobbers! I am here! Cap'n Dick, the invisible hand on the broken tiller of the rudderless ship.

All aboard!

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[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh dear!!! We are a rudderless ship all adrift and heading for certain disaster!!!

Fear not, Bobbers! I am here! Cap'n Dick, the invisible hand on the broken tiller of the rudderless ship.

All aboard!

…..

T shirts printed with the words to For Those In Peril On The Sea are available from the TT Shop on the understanding that, due to the amount of words, legibility is only guaranteed for the XXXL size and diminishes progressively with smaller sizes. Purchasers of S size T shirts will be issued with a Hymn Sheet. Terms and Conditions apply.

Excellent!! People should be able to read mine from the other side of the room then!!!

[anonymous-user]

Clansman?

Roger

Over

[anonymous-user]

I’m in bad nick at the moment I’m mutt n Jeff in one ear.

Quite honestly if I was a ship i would be scuttled.

Or if I was a public toilet they would close me.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

Or if I was a public toilet they would close me.

Would they close you down because you have been vandalised, for budgetary reasons or simply out of principle?

If the latter, which principle is being invoked?

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

I’m in bad nick at the moment I’m mutt n Jeff in one ear.

Quite honestly if I was a ship i would be scuttled.

Or if I was a public toilet they would close me.

Or if you were a car they'd crush you?

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Or if you were a car they'd crush you?

Yeah, but if he was a Volvo, the lights would still be on even after crushing.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Would they close you down because you have been vandalised, for budgetary reasons or simply out of principle?

If the latter, which principle is being invoked?

Beyond economic repair. The figures wouldn't stack up for any long term viability

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

DickyC said:

Would they close you down because you have been vandalised, for budgetary reasons or simply out of principle?

If the latter, which principle is being invoked?

Beyond economic repair

"For sale one lightly used V6Pushfit, just needs some TLC, crutch clutch is a bit stiff, easy fix about £2.97 off Ebay!!"

[Halmyre]

Bobberoo99 said:

V6 Pushfit said:

I’m in bad nick at the moment I’m mutt n Jeff in one ear.

Quite honestly if I was a ship i would be scuttled.

Or if I was a public toilet they would close me.

Or if you were a car they'd crush you?

Can't he be broken up for spare parts?

[Bobberoo99]

Halmyre said:

Bobberoo99 said:

V6 Pushfit said:

I’m in bad nick at the moment I’m mutt n Jeff in one ear.

Quite honestly if I was a ship i would be scuttled.

Or if I was a public toilet they would close me.

Or if you were a car they'd crush you?

Can't he be broken up for spare parts?

I don't think there's much that's salvageable if I'm honest!!

[anonymous-user]

I’ve got a good hand and an elbow that doesn’t hurt.

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