Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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Bomma 220

14,502 posts

126 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
I’ve got a good hand and an elbow that doesn’t hurt.

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Would the elbow be a direct replacement for a 1962 arse?

I'm not really up on these things and don't honestly know the difference.

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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I don't believe they are interchangeable Bomma, it's something to do with aperture size and angle of insertion apparently!!!

Halmyre

11,221 posts

140 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
I’ve got a good hand and an elbow that doesn’t hurt.

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Er, *whose* hand and elbow? Are you an authorised reseller?

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Halmyre said:
V6 Pushfit said:
I’ve got a good hand and an elbow that doesn’t hurt.

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Er, *whose* hand and elbow? Are you an authorised reseller?
I direct my learned friend to the post below, which is from further up above!!
Halmyre said:
Bobberoo99 said:
V6 Pushfit said:
I’m in bad nick at the moment I’m mutt n Jeff in one ear.

Quite honestly if I was a ship i would be scuttled.

Or if I was a public toilet they would close me.
Or if you were a car they'd crush you?
Can't he be broken up for spare parts?
I hope that clears things up!! thumbup

Bomma 220

14,502 posts

126 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I don't believe they are interchangeable Bomma, it's something to do with aperture size and angle of insertion apparently!!!
Typical grumpy

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bomma 220 said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I don't believe they are interchangeable Bomma, it's something to do with aperture size and angle of insertion apparently!!!
Typical grumpy
However I do understand that the 1970 arse is compatible, but has very high emissions!!!! eek

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bomma 220 said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I don't believe they are interchangeable Bomma, it's something to do with aperture size and angle of insertion apparently!!!
Typical grumpy
Finding the correct hole is often a problem, so a friend tells me. Cough.

ION, I have a confession to make. I lied. Told a fib. Put forth an untruth. It transpires I do own a Lamborghini after all, but I'd carelessly mislaid it amongst the flotsam and jetsam of our current domestical DIY activities, on account of it not being quite as big as a real one....







Of course, being left hand drive it's a tricky thing to handle on our crowded British roads but at least it fits in the garage. I've just noticed some ruddy 'ooligan has broken the radio ariel… can't park a nice car anywhere these days etc, etc....

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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That is bloody lovely P5B!!!!

glenrobbo

35,302 posts

151 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bomma 220 said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I don't believe they are interchangeable Bomma, it's something to do with aperture size and angle of insertion apparently!!!
Typical grumpy
They are deemed to be interchangeable if you are in a management rôle.

But it's difficult finding somebody with the skills to effect the swap to any degree of satisfaction.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
That is bloody lovely P5B!!!!
It's a lovely model but it'd be even nicer if it were life size! This one captivated me and then some at the NEC the other weekend, one of the rare RHD P300s too...







I was chatting to one of the chaps on the club stand who also has a RHD Urraco (and a Countach!), asking him what it was actually like to own drive he said ''it's sublime, handles better than most modern cars, very forgiving and sounds fantastic...''.

Sigh.... cloud9

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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How much does something like that cost? I'm guessing it's over £100k?

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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If you‘re a Whitworth it’ll fit

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
How much does something like that cost? I'm guessing it's over £100k?
This one was for sale initially for £80k but it's dropped a bit recently...

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1013061

If I had the funds I'd be all over it! At the beginning of last year this concourse winning RHD one in orange with matching interior sold for c.£110k...




DickyC

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49,831 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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DickyC said:
P5BNij said:
Alas Dicky I have some bad news, apologies for bursting your whistfully splendiferous bubble of nostalgia but the dear old fut, fut, futter has been purloined and substantially modified by an Italianate tractor magnate with a penchant for making things go very fast and making rather a din...







I know a bloke who knows a bloke who's got an almost watertight cayak for sale on the Lower Trivton River if it helps...?
In 1980 I went to work at Badger in one of the first offices built in London in the 60s after the height restrictions were lifted. (Something to do with the height of St Paul's not being exceeded? Can't remember.) Anyway, the office overlooked the Chiswick Flyover. None of this has anything to do with the story of Terry Turner and his equivalence to Ferruccio Lamborghini. Terry had made a living building and selling Z-drives for river boats. You could motorise any small boat with an Anglia engine, a propeller and one of Terry's Z-drives. He was a funny old sod. When work dried up for his little business he found his way into oil and gas as a modelmaker which is what I was doing at the time. He was forever having altercations on the road before the term road rage had become common parlance. "I blew him up," was his regular phrase. It meant he had hooted at the miscreant. He was a Freemason and once asked me if I had been taught to be cautious. ( I didn't have a clue.) And he played drums in a semi-professional band.
"How do you play, Terry?"
"Club style. Quietly with brushes. Tssh, te-t'tssh, te-t'tssh, te-t'tssh."
"Uh, huh."
"Are you taking the piss?"
"No."
"Good. Tssh, te-t'tssh, te-t'tssh, te-t'tssh. Club style. Quietly with brushes."
Meant to reply to this earlier Dicky - you really should sit down in a quiet corner of Dicky Towers and write a book...!

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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It has been suggested before!! I think Dicky and glenrobbo should get together and write a book!!!

Bomma 220

14,502 posts

126 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
If you‘re a Whitworth it’ll fit
I've had a proper look, it's not Whitworth. Wouldn't surprise me if it's not BSP, could slice it off at the flange and do a butt joint weld I suppose.

I'll have a brew and a muffin and give it some thought.

Bobberoo99

38,750 posts

99 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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Bomma 220 said:
V6 Pushfit said:
If you‘re a Whitworth it’ll fit
I've had a proper look, it's not Whitworth. Wouldn't surprise me if it's not BSP, could slice it off at the flange and do a butt joint weld I suppose.

I'll have a brew and a muffin and give it some thought.
What you need is some sort of engineer type, with access to some sort of machinery and the skills and knowledge to undertake the making of some sort of adaptor thingy to make Pushfit's bit, fit your bit!!! yes

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,831 posts

199 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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P5BNij said:
Meant to reply to this earlier Dicky - you really should sit down in a quiet corner of Dicky Towers and write a book...!
Bobbers in Literary Agent Mode said:
It has been suggested before!! I think Dicky and glenrobbo should get together and write a book.
Too kind, too kind. But compliment to ability ratio way out of kilter.

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Wednesday 20th November 2019
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I need someone to drive a car over my backidea
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