Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[Bomma 220]

Morning all. I'm still not happy with this new toaster business, I'm going to have another go with it though.

We'll see what happens.

[Bobberoo99]

All this talk of toasters and toasted things is making me hungry!!! At least Scrump hasn't made an appearance and mentioned his Scrunchy Scrumpets yet!!!

[ApOrbital]

From willen lake Mr slopes ? Tis nice I rented a house beside the lake next to Mercedes Benz where I worked.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

glenrobbo said:

Morning all.

I'm off today.

Well, something smells a bit off, anyway.

Did you perform the wood check this morning?

Yes, Bobbers, directly after the elbow test.

First there was no wood.
Then there was wood.

But it's not much use these days.
I fear my clam-spearing days are over.


It's these knees, you see.

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 22 November 09:08

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

glenrobbo said:

Morning all.

I'm off today.

Well, something smells a bit off, anyway.

Did you perform the wood check this morning?

Yes, Bobbers, directly after the elbow test.

First there was no wood.
Then there was wood.

But it's not much use these days.
I fear my clam-spearing days are over.


It's these knees, you see.

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 22 November 09:08

Yes, they are quite knobbly aren't they?!?!?

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes, they are quite knobbly aren't they?!?!?

I wasn't referring to my knees...

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes, they are quite knobbly aren't they?!?!?

I wasn't referring to my knees...

Oh, OH , I see!!!!

[Bomma 220]

Right then, back to the toaster business. The long and short of it is there's a button on it marked "REHEAT"
Now, I've made several slices of toast, allowed them to cool, popped them back in and deployed the reheat setting. Nothing much has happened other than they've popped out again just about warm.
It's really quite disappointing, that's not reheat at all.



That's bloody reheat...

[Bomma 220]

"Look Bom, if you're not happy with it I'll take it back and get a different one, just stop buggering about with it. And why does the kitchen stink of paraffin?"

[glenrobbo]

Never trust a fart, eh Bomma?

All I know is, Lansoprazole does a magnificent job of controlling my afterburn.

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 22 November 11:26

[Bobberoo99]

The only time I have afterburn is if I have a spicy meal and then consume a large amount of Scotlands finest export!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

The only time I have afterburn is if I have a spicy meal and then consume a large amount of Scotlands finest export!!!

Yep, haggis has a very heartwarming effect!

[P5BNij]

glenrobbo said:

Who bares grins.

I was not there. It wasn't me....





Anyone remember watching it all unfold on live TV...? Recall it as though it were yesterday but it'll be forty years ago next year!

ION, just off to pick up a new telly, it's got BBC2 and everything, but no reheat or toast making facilities.

[Bobberoo99]

P5BNij said:

glenrobbo said:

Who bares grins.

I was not there. It wasn't me....





Anyone remember watching it all unfold on live TV...? Recall it as though it were yesterday but it'll be forty years ago next year!

ION, just off to pick up a new telly, it's got BBC2 and everything, but no reheat or toast making facilities.

PAH!! What's the point in that then??!?! At the very least it should be able to brew a decent cuppa!!!

[glenrobbo]

BBC 2?

What do you mean, BBC 2?

Is this some rival counterfeit effort to displace dear old Auntie?

[P5BNij]

glenrobbo said:

BBC 2?

What do you mean, BBC 2?

Is this some rival counterfeit effort to displace dear old Auntie?

It'll be in.... wait for it..... colour!

[glenrobbo]

P5BNij said:

glenrobbo said:

BBC 2?

What do you mean, BBC 2?

Is this some rival counterfeit effort to displace dear old Auntie?

It'll be in.... wait for it..... colour!

You've been watching too much Flash Gordon, my son, that's what you've been doing!

[fatboy18]

Omg! WiFi is down in my area!!!!!
Using mobile data

[Bobberoo99]

fatboy18 said:

Omg! WiFi is down in my area!!!!!
Using mobile data

That's SSOOOOO last year!!! Do you not have WiFi hotspot tethering??? You're SSSOOOOO old skool!!!



I have absolutely no idea what all that stuff is I just wrote!!!

[DickyC]

As I'm usually up and about before Mrs C, I watch TV with the sound down and the subtitles on. Some of the subtitles are hilarious. This morning this came up:

"...the chocolate comes from round trees in Norwich..."