Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[Pericoloso]

Medium pages.

Top of page 3.

Boobs.

[Bomma220]

Boobs?

[Bomma220]

Anyhow, I'm sitting down now having a proper look at the recent goings-on.

I notice, Peri, that your post count has crept past the 40k mark without so much as a mention.

How did you manage that without buying the obligatory round in the Residents' Lounge?

Crafty old sod

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps
Just a quick visit as I have a busy morning,!!!

[ApOrbital]

Good morning all

[Bobberoo99]

Morning ApO

I had to dash off this morning as I had to pick up a colleague and stop at the shop on the way in, but fear not I'm here dressed in my full Resident Buffoons uniform complete with riggers boots, peaked cap with braids, of the pigtail variety, leather lederhosen, nipple tassels, leather gauntlets and obligatory flying goggles!!!

[DickyC]

Remember to fully engage the goggles when the tassels start to gather speed. It's no good them fashionably atop your head when injury is a real possibility.

[Bobberoo99]

You make a valid point your Dickyness, do we think this could be a useful addition to my uniform for such occasions???

[DickyC]

Post Watershed, please, Bobbers. We'll have the Think-Of-The-Children people round if you're not careful.

[fatboy18]

Got woken up by the Dog at 5am this morning, he was not feeling well with upset stomach and sickness.
Thank god for laminate flooring and tiles.
Been clearing up the mess
It's times like this you wish you had a small dog

Edited by fatboy18 on Wednesday 31st July 07:46

[slopes]

I've been doing my 'bit' this morning to advance relations between the Trivialite Nation and other threads.
Yep, i've been stirring it again

This time in the three overrated things thread. Not only did i dare to suggest that Oasis the band were over rated - and they were......a lot - but i also suggested that along with Frankie Boyle and the late Rik Mayall, Ricky Gervais is massively over rated.
I suspect i am going to be sneaking about trying to avoid pitch forks before long.

[glenrobbo]

moneymakestheworldgoaround said:

Pericoloso said:

Moneymakes enters bar when empty to offer to buy round shocker.....

You snooze, you lose...

Just wait until he gets his bar bill!
Now matter how profoundly deaf the residents are, they can always hear when somebody says "The drinks are on me!"
I had 3 pints of gin & tonic, and a lot of the others had expensive cocktails sent up to the dormitory where the real action was taking place.

Where were you, Peri?

[Bobberoo99]

Nope I think you're safe as I've just added BMW's, football and Apple products and as everyone knows you daren't diss football for fear of being labelled a homosexual deviant predator!!!!

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

Nope I think you're safe as I've just added BMW's, football and Apple products and as everyone knows you daren't diss football for fear of being labelled a homosexual deviant predator!!!!

I did think about adding Liverpool football fans for their incessant bleating about how great their team is yadda yadda but thought better of it, you know how they are delicate little lambs. i once slated Steven Gerrard around here and they were MAD

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

You make a valid point your Dickyness, do we think this could be a useful addition to my uniform for such occasions???

I like the way that the giant self-tapping screw goes straight into the bridge of the nose.

[fatboy18]

glenrobbo said:

I like the way that the giant self-tapping screw goes straight into the bridge of the nose.

I could have done with that a couple of hours ago, cleaning up after the Dog

[Bobberoo99]

fatboy18 said:

glenrobbo said:

I like the way that the giant self-tapping screw goes straight into the bridge of the nose.

I could have done with that a couple of hours ago, cleaning up after the Dog

It's not a self tapping screw, it's a roofing nail!!!!

Sorry to hear Dodge is poorly fatboy, hopefully he's on the mend, or you're going to be very busy cleaning!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Dodge. What a great name for a dog!

Or Swerve. For a bh.


"Swerve the bh!"

[glenrobbo]

What's wrong with posting the word "bh"?
Why is it censored on here?

It's not as if I wrote "Shorpe" or anything rude, is it?

[Bobberoo99]

It always makes me laugh when people post about their bhes on the Post Pics of your dog thread and it gets censored out!!!