Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[DickyC]

I musht be dreaming?

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

Sorry Bomma but the crunchy peanut butter was used for my scrunchy Scrumpets.

There is still a jar of pickled turnips though.

Ooohhh pickled turnips!!!

[glenrobbo]

Why was Pushfit tasered?

Was he resisting a rest?
Is this how they punish insomniacs now?

Is this country now becoming a Police state, despite the chronic shortages of Dibbles nowadays?

[Bobberoo99]

No, no glenrobbo!!!
He wasn't tasered because he was resisting arrest, he was tasered during one of his strange sex games where he pretends to be a mugger and Mrs P is a dominant WPC complete with stiletto jack boots, handcuffs and a VERY large truncheon!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Still fighting the urge to spend a stupid amount of money on a new headunit, dab aerial, fitting kit and reversing camera!!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Still fighting the urge to spend a stupid amount of money on a new headunit, dab aerial, fitting kit and reversing camera!!!

Self, self, self. Buy something for the car! Sake.

[P5BNij]

Bobberoo99 said:

No, no glenrobbo!!!
He wasn't tasered because he was resisting arrest, he was tasered during one of his strange sex games where he pretends to be a mugger and Mrs P is a dominant WPC complete with stiletto jack boots, handcuffs and a VERY large truncheon!!!

When you've finished with the video tape Bobbers can I have it back please, ta.

Educational purposes you understand, obviously.

[Pericoloso]

Scrump said:

Bobbers, you have an ideal excuse to purchase a robot vac.

Travelling vacuum salesman owns a Porsche shocker !

[anonymous-user]

Pericoloso said:

Travelling vacuum salesman owns a Porsche shocker !

Those dastardly travelling vacuums

[anonymous-user]

Clintons have struck a deal that will stop them going bust this Christmas.

I presume it’s something to do with selling the rights to that Oval Office CCTV footage.

[anonymous-user]

Anyway what’s the digital equivalent of ‘footage’ eh EH??

Is it ‘digitage’ in which case it’s a bit like ‘digit’ which is finger. Footage/finger, why is it so confusing - who started this??? tt.

Oh

[anonymous-user]

Jamaica 1952:

‘Bond’
‘Basildon Bond’

‘Nope doesn’t work think of another’

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 4th December 20:19

[P5BNij]

V6 Pushfit said:

Jamaica 1952:

‘Bond’
‘Basildon Bond’

‘Nope doesn’t work think of another’

Edited by V6 Pushfit on Wednesday 4th December 20:19

''My name is Harry Palmer''

''By jove I think you've got it, well done, in like Flint, top hole, back of the net, what!''

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Still fighting the urge to spend a stupid amount of money on a new headunit, dab aerial, fitting kit and reversing camera!!!

Self, self, self. Buy something for the car! Sake.

Mrs Bobbers has just told me off, again!!!
"Stop looking at futting stereos nobhead!!! Get the futting DMF and clutch done, then you can waste money on that other rubbish!!!"

V6 Pushfit said:

Anyway what’s the digital equivalent of ‘footage’ eh EH??

Is it ‘digitage’ in which case it’s a bit like ‘digit’ which is finger. Footage/finger, why is it so confusing - who started this??? tt.

Oh

Not sure Pushfit, but I bet he's a powerfully built, frozen sausage hammering, stair dominating, driving god, company director!!

[Scrump]

Spend the money on the head unit.
When your clutch fails you will be able to legally call the recovery truck on your hands free
I am sure Mrs Bobbers wouldn’t want you break the law by calling from the car without hands free

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

Spend the money on the head unit.
When your clutch fails you will be able to legally call the recovery truck on your hands free
I am sure Mrs Bobbers wouldn’t want you break the law by calling from the car without hands free

I like you're thinking Scrump!! Now all I have to do is convince Mrs Bobbers........

Right then I'm off to bed night chaps!!!

[Pericoloso]

Not a squirter has explained his lame Hamburg attempt at pun humour.

FYI....it was lame.

[glenrobbo]

Pericoloso said:

Not a squirter has explained his lame Hamburg attempt at pun humour.

FYI....it was lame.

I think you two should get a room together and kiss and make up.

I bet you'd both get on like a house on fire.

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In reply to the "What do you call the dubious digital footage of kinky goings-on?" question, surely the answer has to be 'FingerBits"?

Or Taser/Lash DataCache?

Or PornCloud?

Or i-Scream?

[glenrobbo]

Right, that's enough for tonight, I'm off to bed!
Robbopopping early shift tomorrow morning.

Nite nite folks.
As the Dude said:
"Be excellent to one another".

[DickyC]

Not the last time but the time before that I put Mrs C's car in for a pre-emptive strike on its rusty bits I took it to a place that had just started up and were doing a good job. They made an exception with me, I made the mistake of saying the car was a keeper and I wanted to pay more for some nice work. I asked for the bumpers to be taken off so they could attend to the returns on the wings. The estimate was £600. The final bill was £1,100. They didn't take the wings off and the rust came back in a couple of months but that was okay as they'd already gone out of business. Maybe it was the extras I asked them for that pissed them off. The unique bits will be rare one day, I provided new lettering and asked if I could have the old lettering back. I came across the envelope today.



They really didn't like me, did they?