Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[glenrobbo]

You can still have "ROSE ROMPS".

Or "OR SO SPERM".

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 4th December 23:34

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

You can still have "ROSE ROMPS".

She liked sex at work. What can I say?

[glenrobbo]

Morning all.

It's a bit dark.
Am I allowed to say that?

[Bobberoo99]

You certainly are old chap!! Or at least until some perpetually offended, millennial snowflake, gender neutral, ekstinkshun rebellion type campaigns against you!!!!

Morning chaps
Been at work for over an hour and only just got around to turning my PC on!!!

[magooagain]

Good morning everyone.

Sore proms

[DickyC]

Just launched a joke in the 'Members Clubs and Joining Fees' thread in the Lounge. The OP won't find it funny.

[glenrobbo]

magooagain said:

Good morning everyone.

Sore proms

I feel for you magoo.



No, on second thoughts, you can feel them yourself.
No offence.

[Scrump]

Good morning.
Sperm romps ok

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Morning all.

It's a bit dark.
Am I allowed to say that?

Send it back and refuse to pay until they put some milk in.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

glenrobbo said:

Morning all.

It's a bit dark.
Am I allowed to say that?

Send it back and refuse to pay until they put some milk in.

That comment reminds me of a recent conversation with our resident fruitloop and vegan here at wemakeplanebits.com.
him- just a quick question, do you know how they get cows to keep producing milk?
me- yep, they're kept pregnant.
him- yeah, that's right, do you know what happens to the calfs?
me- yep and to be honest I don't really care!
him- I'm not trying to change what you eat or anything, I'm just trying to educate you!
me- REALLY?? It sounds an awful lot like you are trying to change what I eat!!
him- well not really I just think you need to be better educated!
me- fk off you tt!!!!

[DickyC]

Him: You wouldn't eat meat if you had to kill it.
Me: I wouldn't eat potatoes if I had to dig them up.

[DickyC]

DickyC said:

Just launched a joke in the 'Members Clubs and Joining Fees' thread in the Lounge. The OP won't find it funny.

glenrobbo and I stopped that thread in its tracks. They'll thank us one day. Possibly. Possibly not.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Him: You wouldn't eat meat if you had to kill it.
Me: I wouldn't eat potatoes if I had to dig them up.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

glenrobbo and I stopped that thread in its tracks. They'll thank us one day. Possibly. Possibly not.

I’ve added a tupp’eny

Or a ha’peny

Pushfit still bucks decimalisation 45 years on

[Scrump]

Making all the cows pregnant must be quite tiring.

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

Making all the cows pregnant must be quite tiring.

Especially if you're a bull!!!

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

Making all the cows pregnant must be quite tiring.

I was nowhere near the place. And due to a rare medical condition I can't sweat. In fact, on that particular date, I was in a Bingo Hall with a calf. For her birthday.

[anonymous-user]

That’s proven then, you didn’t sweat due to trauma from badger watching in Clapham Common. You do sweat now though but not at the time.

[Bobberoo99]

He wasn't watching badgers..................

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Him: You wouldn't eat meat if you had to kill it.
Me: I wouldn't eat potatoes if I had to dig them up.

Once you've killed a few, it becomes second nature, doesn't it Bobbers.