Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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ApOrbital said:
Morning all i got the job and my back is nearly fixed.
Well done ApO, relief all round then!

My eleven hour shift yesterday turned into a fourteen hour one, I had a signal go back on me momentarily (from green to red and back to green again) at Dremel Hempstead then my loco decided to expire spectacularly half way up the steep incline coming out of Northampton. Two hours delay it caused, right in the middle of the rush hour.... oops!




Edited by P5BNij on Friday 6th December 12:30

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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P5BNij said:
ApOrbital said:
Morning all i got the job and my back is nearly fixed.
Well done ApO, relief all round then!

My eleven hour shift yesterday turned into a fourteen hour one, I had a signal go back on me momentarily (from green to red and back to green again) at Dremel Hempstead then my loco decided to expire spectacularly half way up the steep incline coming out of Northampton. Two hours delay it caused, right in the middle of the rush hour.... oops!




Edited by P5BNij on Friday 6th December 12:30
Oooohhhh details please, and/or pictures!!!

glenrobbo

35,276 posts

150 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Oooohhhh details please, and/or pictures!!!
Power steering failure?

DickyC

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49,764 posts

198 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Ring! Ring!
MB: Mercedes Benz, good morning.
Me: Hello, my wife's car has broken down quite close to you and I wondered if you could help. We're customers of yours.
MB: What seems to be the trouble?
Me: The remote was playing up when I was at home so I had new batteries put in and now it won't work at all. I've tried to open it manually but the blade doesn't want to turn and I'm reluctant to force it. I walked home and got the spare keys but they don't work either. Could you send someone round to sort it out for me, please?
MB: One moment, Mr Cutler.

Long pause.

MB: Yes, that's all right Mr Cutler, well get it booked in, you bring it in and we'll get it sorted.

It reminded me of a bloke I used to work with who woke up one morning to find his wheels had been stolen overnight. He rang the main dealer to see if they could supply four new wheels and they said if he drove the car down they'd sort it out.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Oooohhhh details please, and/or pictures!!!
Power steering failure?
Tempted to fib gratuitously with something along the lines of ''Error Fault Code #0000001 : screen wash receptacle empty sensor alarm, shut engine down immediately or else!!'', but no, truth be told my loco had developed a coolant leak since leaving Willesden which I was unaware of, so the onboard computer shut it down automatically. The daft thing is, two minutes before it happened I was sat safely out of harm's way in Northampton Down Goods Loop! The 'Thunderbird' rescue loco had to come from Rugby, couple up to the rear of my train and drag me back into the yard out of the way before anything else going north could make a move. Subsequently I made my escape under the cover of darkness, thus avoiding the (perfectly understandable) wrath of Mr.& Mrs.Commuter…. hehe

It was nowhere near as spectacular a failure as my previous one, in the dip just south of Bedford on the Midland line when my loco's crankcase blew, cue a very large sticky pool of oil underneath and a three hour wait for the rescue loco. I was in notch eight on full power to climb out of the dip, there was aloud bang, lots of metal on metal noises and then complete silence. Loads of fun!

magooagain

9,992 posts

170 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Good afternoon all. That's work done till Monday.
222222222222

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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I'm off

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

118 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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magooagain said:
Good afternoon all. That's work done till Monday.
222222222222
It's near the fridge ffs.

Bomma 220

14,495 posts

125 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
I'm off
I won't be far behind you, I'll see you there. Quart Absinthe shandy and a packet of scratching please old boy.

Edited by Bomma 220 on Friday 6th December 15:12

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

118 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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scratchings need to be the right ones we don't do that cheap stuff.Enjoy your arse and drink chap.

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Well then, some late shenanigans at youcouldn'tmakethisstup.com and a few errands to run on the way home saw me finally home at 2.30 pm, where I set about emptying the bins, checking the traps in the loft, one dead rat, cleaning the house and preparing tea, I've just finally sat down!!!

I must say P5B the second story of epic engine failure is better than the first!!!!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

106 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
Well then, some late shenanigans at youcouldn'tmakethisstup.com and a few errands to run on the way home saw me finally home at 2.30 pm, where I set about emptying the bins, checking the traps in the loft, one dead rat, cleaning the house and preparing tea, I've just finally sat down!!!

I must say P5B the second story of epic engine failure is better than the first!!!!
The oily patch was still there months later but the noise was the best thing about it and it didn't half make me jump, far more frightening than any of the fires or derailments I've had in the past! Over the years there have been several tales of locos 'chucking a leg out of bed' with pistons going through the crank case heading for the scenery. One that comes to mind was a Brush (Loughborough) built Class 60 which was named 'Isambard Kingdom Brunel' for part of its life, it threw a piston right through the crankcase, through the bodywork eventually landing in a field outside the railway boundary. I was the last but one driver on it, it's now languishing amongst the weeds at Toton Yard (near Sandiacre and Long Eaton), neve to turn a wheel again.

wink

Bomma 220

14,495 posts

125 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Here he is earlier:



Man was a futtin genius. Proper bloody hat too...

Scrump

22,022 posts

158 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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ApO thumbup

P5B, don't you need notch 11 for full power? driving

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Got very wet today under the bell tower

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Everyone knows that full power is only reached when turned up to 11!!! rolleyes

glenrobbo

35,276 posts

150 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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magooagain said:
Good afternoon all. That's work done till Monday.
222222222222
????? confused

Magoo, why do you need so many tu-tus?

Are you having a load of ballerinas delivered this evening? wink

Bobberoo99

38,659 posts

98 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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I just thought it was some strange French thing if I'm honest!!!

DickyC

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49,764 posts

198 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Don't forget Joseph Heller's classic novel Catch 222222222222.

glenrobbo

35,276 posts

150 months

Friday 6th December 2019
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Bobberoo99 said:
I just thought it was some strange French thing if I'm honest!!!
I think it's a ballet thing called a "beaucoup de deux", which is the exact opposite of a "pass de deux".

Rien ne vas plus, innit?
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