Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
Bobberoo99 said:
Ah the good old one hit wonder!!!!
I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
There now! I had some plaster knocked up this morning and I'm sure I could have carried out a sterling bid of first aid to that poorly thumb Bobbers.I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
I saved a mates life some years ago with the Hienlick manouver!
His wife has never forgiven me.
Bobberoo99 said:
Ah the good old one hit wonder!!!!
I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
I'm afraid the Yakusa will only accept finest quality digits, they consider dodgy festering infected ones oozing pus as a bit of a ninsult, Bobbers. I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
I think the best way forward would be to apply a hot bread poultice four times daily to the festering fumb, and use your sharpest shiny slashy stabby implement to hack off a decent digit to offer to them.
Note: Scrunchy Scrumpets are eminently unsuitable as a poultice.
Unless you're keen on the idea of sub-cutaneous crunchy bits.
In the interim, I hope your Lego pursuits have not been in any way impeded by your self-inflicted maiming.
Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 11th December 12:14
magooagain said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Ah the good old one hit wonder!!!!
I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
There now! I had some plaster knocked up this morning and I'm sure I could have carried out a sterling bid of first aid to that poorly thumb Bobbers.I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
I saved a mates life some years ago with the Hienlick manouver!
His wife has never forgiven me.
glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Ah the good old one hit wonder!!!!
I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
I'm afraid the Yakusa will only accept finest quality digits, they consider dodgy festering infected ones oozing pus as a bit of a ninsult, Bobbers. I sliced the end of my thumb off last week, it was healing well right up until I bashed it not once, but twice yesterday, which caused it to haemorrhage under the reattached piece of skin, when I had a good look at it yesterday evening there was a dark ring around the piece of skin and it was rather tender to touch, so I prepared a boiling hot bowl of TCP laden water and soaked it, then lanced the edge of the bulbous bit and soaked it some more, it was ok last night but has started to throb somewhat today, further investigation when I get home I think!!! If all else fails I have plenty of shiny, slashy, stabby things to facilitate it's removal!!!
I think the best way forward would be to apply a hot bread poultice four times daily to the festering fumb, and use your sharpest shiny slashy stabby implement to hack off a decent digit to offer to them.
Note: Scrunchy Scrumpets are eminently unsuitable as a poultice.
Unless you're keen on the idea of sub-cutaneous crunchy bits.
In the interim, I hope your Lego pursuits have not been in any way impeded by your self-inflicted maiming.
Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 11th December 12:14
DickyC said:
Page 444 in Little Boy Pages. If we stop posting until April next year we could have Page 444 on the 4th of the 4th.
Yer avin a larf ain'tcher? That's exactly one month before Star Wars Day!We can't contain ourselves for that long!
Restraint isn't our strongest suit.
If we're not careful, we could have another successful débacle like the last New Year fiasco and end up with the old Sunderland beached amongst the bracken on the Tors again.
We may not get off so lightly this time, and we have no spare pontoon struts or floats.
This time we need to start planning the move to the next volume whilst sober for a change.
Unless our fearless leader has already got something in hand...
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
Page 444 in Little Boy Pages. If we stop posting until April next year we could have Page 444 on the 4th of the 4th.
Yer avin a larf ain'tcher? That's exactly one month before Star Wars Day!We can't contain ourselves for that long!
Restraint isn't our strongest suit.
If we're not careful, we could have another successful débacle like the last New Year fiasco and end up with the old Sunderland beached amongst the bracken on the Tors again.
We may not get off so lightly this time, and we have no spare pontoon struts or floats.
This time we need to start planning the move to the next volume whilst sober for a change.
Unless our fearless leader has already got something in hand...
Is this "no posting until April" business a suggestion or a directive?
It'll be a shame if we can't post until then, we'll miss all the festive celebrations
The Archdeacon will be particularly disappointed as the annual witch dunking on the 23rd will have to be cancelled.
Never mind, we'll see how it goes.
It'll be a shame if we can't post until then, we'll miss all the festive celebrations
The Archdeacon will be particularly disappointed as the annual witch dunking on the 23rd will have to be cancelled.
Never mind, we'll see how it goes.
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