Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)
Discussion
Yesterday evening Mrs Scrump realised that she has had the same car for about 10 years. She then declared that she thinks it is time she changed it.
When her current car was bought I managed to extract the following requirements from her :
(Don’t think I haven’t asked her what car she would like. Last night she said she liked the car the doctor was driving at the last school parents evening- somehow I remembered it was a Peugeot RCZ. It turns out she has no recollection of the type of car, she meant that she liked the colour.)
When her current car was bought I managed to extract the following requirements from her :
- not a boring colour
- multidisc CD changer
- volume control on the steering wheel
- small and nippy
(Don’t think I haven’t asked her what car she would like. Last night she said she liked the car the doctor was driving at the last school parents evening- somehow I remembered it was a Peugeot RCZ. It turns out she has no recollection of the type of car, she meant that she liked the colour.)
DickyC said:
Anyway, more to the point, we have an impending Volume Change. The Volume Change Sub-Committee have asked if we could turn it down a bit but they may have grasped the wrong knob on the wireless.
Forecasts predict a change is gonna come be later on today.
The only problem I can see is naming the outgoing volume. How does
Volume 32 - Your Trivia Your Way
sound?
Or
Volume 32 - Whisky And Lego The Untold Story
possibly.
I'll leave it with you. The Senior Reporter from the Trivley Advertiser will be here shortly to record the event and I need to keep him on side.
How about Forecasts predict a change is gonna come be later on today.
The only problem I can see is naming the outgoing volume. How does
Volume 32 - Your Trivia Your Way
sound?
Or
Volume 32 - Whisky And Lego The Untold Story
possibly.
I'll leave it with you. The Senior Reporter from the Trivley Advertiser will be here shortly to record the event and I need to keep him on side.
Volume 32 - A Quantum of Lego
or
Volume 32 - Of Mice and Lego
or
Volume 32 - The Winds of Change (Blow Softly From the South)
or
Volume 32 - A Tale of Two Futtocks
or
Volume 32 - We Did It Our Way
So how are we going to make the transition to Volume XXX?
Are we just going to brazenly march out past the armed guards, or are Bomma & Futtette going to create a diversion on the R1 whilst we all shin down the back wall of the East Tower using knotted bedsheets and snake belts?
And what shall we do with the Major? He's in no fit state to endure this level of excitement.
And has anyone seen any of the Escape Committee recently?
I fear they may have absconded on Boxing Day.
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ds! Edited by glenrobbo on Sunday 29th December 10:19
Not the snake belts. Last time we tried it Battert slipped off the ledge, had a bungee experience he was unable to control and landed next to the barn. If the hayrick hadn't been there we would have been answering to Health and Safety.
We had enough trouble explaining the loud in-flight, "Weeeeeeee!!" noise he emitted.
We had enough trouble explaining the loud in-flight, "Weeeeeeee!!" noise he emitted.
It's behind you!
V6 Pushfit said:
The Major has said he is ‘ready for anything’, although somewhat concerning given the glint in his eye and the stilettos he’s wearing I don’t think he understood the question
I've always meant to ask, is his surname really Domo or did he change it by deed poll to secure the position?Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff