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Zetec-S said:
Surely a piss take??? 
Someone's photoshopped the Telegraph logo over that of the Daily Mash.
Nope - real.Someone's photoshopped the Telegraph logo over that of the Daily Mash.
They also have 2 ponies apparently!
C n C said:
Zetec-S said:
Surely a piss take???
Someone's photoshopped the Telegraph logo over that of the Daily Mash.
Nope - real.Someone's photoshopped the Telegraph logo over that of the Daily Mash.
They also have 2 ponies apparently!
Life really is the pits for them... Fancy having to go to Morrisons instead with the other riff raff! If only he had done his research first.
Spare tyre said:
vikingaero said:
Blib said:
"Need gone" is the calling card of the Councillista. What it means is - I need to sell this ASAP so I have money to get drunk at the weekend, and/or I have run out of weed.
“Quick mrs spare tyre, Kai said it’s urgent, we must drop everything at once to get there”
Either drop the price to shift it or don’t mention it’s urgent otherwise, surely you’d limit your return
Could be a plant pot. Or, could be an Enzo?
redrabbit29 said:
Why have they got an electric tooth brush in their interior-designed kitchen?
I hope for their sake none of their neighbours or friends at the golf club notice it
Bored housewife when hubby goes to the office one day a week (£100 shock horror) and kids are at school. I hope for their sake none of their neighbours or friends at the golf club notice it
Scabutz said:
Blib said:
I have no idea whatsoever why this family agreed to be featured in the article.
For the grief that their kids will suffer at school, today and beyond, I'd say the parents were heading towards a charge of culpable child abuse.
Bizzare isnt it. Some people will do anything for a bit of fame. But it looks them look really thick. No one told us, who were they expecting to tell them? For the grief that their kids will suffer at school, today and beyond, I'd say the parents were heading towards a charge of culpable child abuse.
“Do you hear that sound?” he asked.
There was a howl like a turbo on a Chiron spooling up.
“Yes. What is that?”
“Its the gas meter spinning,” he said with the smug grin of one who was no longer responsible for the bills.
pocketspring said:
redrabbit29 said:
Why have they got an electric tooth brush in their interior-designed kitchen?
I hope for their sake none of their neighbours or friends at the golf club notice it
Bored housewife when hubby goes to the office one day a week (£100 shock horror) and kids are at school. I hope for their sake none of their neighbours or friends at the golf club notice it
C n C said:
That's nothing compared with the neighbours noticing the chess board is the wrong way round! "White on the right" innit?!
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a dead duck before come to think of it. Only if they’ve been on a plate.
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
shih tzu faced said:
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a dead duck before come to think of it. Only if they’ve been on a plate.
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
pocketspring said:
shih tzu faced said:
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a dead duck before come to think of it. Only if they’ve been on a plate.
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
Caddyshack said:
pocketspring said:
shih tzu faced said:
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a dead duck before come to think of it. Only if they’ve been on a plate.
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
Didn’t know they died in a comedy way like that, on their backs with their legs in the air. Quite undignified really, thought it was just cartoon animals that did that.
RIP hun xxx my hero 4 eva got your wings now (again) b wiv da angles
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