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pocketspring

5,319 posts

22 months

Monday 13th March 2023
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Spare tyre said:
Anyone got a van, white sofa left out in the rain on a grubby drive

You just need to collect

Southampton so probably fly tipped on the drive anyway.

CanAm

9,265 posts

273 months

Monday 13th March 2023
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Chocmonster said:


Broucher : a classic example of an Eric Morecambe word, all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order.
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Wadeski

8,163 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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This poster made my day…well played sir.

Its Just Adz

14,154 posts

210 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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pocketspring

5,319 posts

22 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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Its Just Adz said:
Looks like he's stolen bits from the Mary Rose.

crmcatee

5,699 posts

228 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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pocketspring said:
Looks like he's stolen bits from the Mary Rose.
The wood from the Mary Rose is drier and in better condition.

Jonmx

2,547 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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Its Just Adz said:
I've just been ripping plasterboard and timber out of a property for a refurb, perhaps I'll advertise the rubble sacks as DIY materials.

Spare tyre

9,625 posts

131 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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Its Just Adz said:
The mind boggles, I was in the market for some free decking a while back for my folks allotment, comedy like the advert.

I wonder if the replacement wood is £600 so they think £150!is a bargain

Or are they trying to trick people into thinking it’s worth something so they come and grab it

pocketspring

5,319 posts

22 months

Tuesday 14th March 2023
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The mind boggles even more when the advert says Free down the bottom.

SistersofPercy

3,362 posts

167 months

Wednesday 15th March 2023
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shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

50 months

Wednesday 15th March 2023
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SistersofPercy said:
… but on the other hand the sweet smell of this fine yellow bloom has just made me cum so swings and roundabouts

generationx

6,805 posts

106 months

Thursday 16th March 2023
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shih tzu faced said:
SistersofPercy said:
… but on the other hand the sweet smell of this fine yellow bloom has just made me cum so swings and roundabouts
These things are fking bizarre.

pocketspring

5,319 posts

22 months

Thursday 16th March 2023
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It's all kicked off on my one. Allegedly, someone on the parish council is married to the chairman but has been using a different surname to not raise suspicion of an inquiry that happened. The councillors are effectively gagged from giving out information to the public about the inquiry but one bloke has had enough and outed the councillor about only giving building permission, and contracts, to relatives and close friends etc. Turns out she owns a property service herself and the registered address is to an accountant. Who also owns a building firm!

SistersofPercy

3,362 posts

167 months

Thursday 16th March 2023
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shih tzu faced said:
… but on the other hand the sweet smell of this fine yellow bloom has just made me cum so swings and roundabouts
Well no further comment so she's probably collapsed in bliss biggrin

Mezzanine

9,233 posts

220 months

Thursday 16th March 2023
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pocketspring said:
It's all kicked off on my one. Allegedly, someone on the parish council is married to the chairman but has been using a different surname to not raise suspicion of an inquiry that happened. The councillors are effectively gagged from giving out information to the public about the inquiry but one bloke has had enough and outed the councillor about only giving building permission, and contracts, to relatives and close friends etc. Turns out she owns a property service herself and the registered address is to an accountant. Who also owns a building firm!
I’d ask which parish council it was but I’d imagine the answer would be every parish council

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

50 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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SistersofPercy said:
Well no further comment so she's probably collapsed in bliss biggrin
Dog? What dog? Oh yeah Milo don’t worry he’ll be back when he’s hungry, go and play, mummy’s a bit busy just now cloud9

Spare tyre

9,625 posts

131 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Where we live is a nice enough place, the sort of place where at 7pm you could pop outisde and ask a family with torches why they are looking in bushes and under cars with torches, without being stabbed to death by a yoot

But no, you jump on face book and say all sorts of mad stuff about torches being flashed in your window “in the middle of the night”

Family man comes on a few hours later saying, don’t panic, it was me looking for an escaped kitten

But oh no, the local Facebook Karen’s have a bit of drama and won’t let it drop

Truly truly bizzare

WarrenB

2,424 posts

119 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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Spare tyre said:
Where we live is a nice enough place, the sort of place where at 7pm you could pop outisde and ask a family with torches why they are looking in bushes and under cars with torches, without being stabbed to death by a yoot

But no, you jump on face book and say all sorts of mad stuff about torches being flashed in your window “in the middle of the night”

Family man comes on a few hours later saying, don’t panic, it was me looking for an escaped kitten

But oh no, the local Facebook Karen’s have a bit of drama and won’t let it drop

Truly truly bizzare
I number of years ago I pulled up at the side of the road to take a phone call - no bluetooth/handsfree in the vehicle I was driving at the time. Only stopped for a couple of minutes if that, but noticed the curtains twitching from the house opposite as I set off but thought nothing of it.

Few miles down the road blue flashing lights came tearing up behind me and two police cars boxed me in. Apparently the police had received a number of calls from various residents saying I'd been stopping outside various houses in the village, looking through windows and sneaking into gardens. Didn't take long for the police to work out what happened. Showed them the call list on my phone which tallied up with when I was stopped, and despite it being a drizzly night my shoes and clothes were bone dry, as was the interior of the van which proved I hadn't even left the vehicle, let alone looking through windows or trying to break into garden sheds.

The whole thing blew my mind.

Pieman68

4,264 posts

235 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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WarrenB said:
I number of years ago I pulled up at the side of the road to take a phone call - no bluetooth/handsfree in the vehicle I was driving at the time. Only stopped for a couple of minutes if that, but noticed the curtains twitching from the house opposite as I set off but thought nothing of it.
Could have been worse. I once pulled over in an Astravan in the middle of Huddersfield to take a call after visiting a friend (must have been 2010 as had just split with the ex wife)

Turned out where I had stopped was slap bang in the middle of the red light zone, so I got a knock on the window asking if I wanted business (I even innocently wound my window down when she knocked rofl)

She ponced a fag off me when I said no and I made a hasty exit (and no, that's not a euphemism)

LankyFreak

670 posts

29 months

Friday 17th March 2023
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These new Facebook group "chats" are seeeeensational fodder.