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beambeam1

1,039 posts

44 months

Sunday 21st April
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My own favourite example which I have referenced in this tgrwdf before, I think, was when someone moved to Lossiemouth aka RAF Lossiemouth. A nice house overlooking the west beach... directly under the landing path for many a typhoon and the like.

A few times a year you could expect his rants to make it into the featured letters section of the local rag, The Northern Scot. Had my own run-in with him for having a jetski and daring to use it as intended.

595Heaven

2,420 posts

79 months

Sunday 21st April
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Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 21st April
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595Heaven said:
The immy grants use dem when moving moving into their new council houses as a house warming gift

Skyedriver

17,891 posts

283 months

Sunday 21st April
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generationx said:
Also Brands Hatch - new houses built near the Grand Prix loop, naive people move in and complain about the noise, Brands now limited to using the loop (IIRC) seven times a year… censored
Croft Circuit was nearly closed after new people complained but I think there was a bit of inter family arguments going on at the time

Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 21st April
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A hot air balloon flew over where we live

The village is now split between thos who saw it and those who didn’t

The people who “saw it” are now being questioned as they are being out voted

Pauline has come to the rescue with “it was probably someone’s birthday”

Phew

eldar

21,794 posts

197 months

Sunday 21st April
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SpidersWeb said:
Hmmm... how does that work.

Does someone who has had their car vandalised in that street return to park their car again, but instead of commuting into the office take a day off work and hang around all day on the hope that the vandal appears and they can stab them?

The person vandalising the commuter's cars could see them leaving them at 6.30am and then not returning to them until the evening, so had all day to do whatever they wanted whilst the owner was away.
Brick through the window of the house they were parked outside? Parking wars.

WarrenB

2,417 posts

119 months

Sunday 21st April
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Spare tyre said:
595Heaven said:
The immy grants use dem when moving moving into their new council houses as a house warming gift
laughlaugh If that was my town that's exactly what the replies would be like!

Good use of the pepper emoji too. Obviously we're beyond just using words to communicate now.

Its Just Adz

14,120 posts

210 months

Sunday 21st April
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Just going back to the station parking chat from a last page, I was at a recovery yard in Liverpool recently and there was a Passat covered in paint and with all windows smashed.
My first thought was "been caught cheating" but no, they explained it happens on a local rough estate where people leave cars to save on airport parking.
A few have been burnt out.
Apparently another favourite is they smash the windows and fill the car to the roof with contents of bins.

MikeOxhard

1,153 posts

248 months

Sunday 21st April
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Nope, I can’t decipher this confused

WarrenB

2,417 posts

119 months

Sunday 21st April
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MikeOxhard said:


Nope, I can’t decipher this confused
Why can I picture the original poster furiously tapping away on her phone, in her dressing gown on her well worn cream leather sofa in her small living room in her mid terraced house, all the big lights on, fire on, Ant and Dec on TV, maybe a can of cider or two on the coffee table, dog cage in the corner of the room....

the-norseman

12,452 posts

172 months

Sunday 21st April
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WarrenB said:
Why can I picture the original poster furiously tapping away on her phone, in her dressing gown on her well worn cream leather sofa in her small living room in her mid terraced house, all the big lights on, fire on, Ant and Dec on TV, maybe a can of cider or two on the coffee table, dog cage in the corner of the room....
That description and the original post remind me of a girl I have on my Facebook, hes 38 been married 4 times and its always the blokes fault.

Mammasaid

3,855 posts

98 months

Sunday 21st April
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MikeOxhard said:


Nope, I can’t decipher this confused

Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 21st April
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Mammasaid said:
MikeOxhard said:


Nope, I can’t decipher this confused
You beat me to it!

Flumpo

3,762 posts

74 months

Sunday 21st April
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Spare tyre said:
Mammasaid said:
MikeOxhard said:


Nope, I can’t decipher this confused
You beat me to it!
She’s obviously fishing for a response from him.

Biker's Nemesis

38,693 posts

209 months

Sunday 21st April
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Skyedriver said:
Croft Circuit was nearly closed after new people complained but I think there was a bit of inter family arguments going on at the time
It was the ex wife of the circuit owner who did all the complaining, she lived in the house just by the entry/exit of the track. She moved out a few years back and things eased off.

LandieMark

1,753 posts

149 months

Sunday 21st April
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Skyedriver said:
generationx said:
Also Brands Hatch - new houses built near the Grand Prix loop, naive people move in and complain about the noise, Brands now limited to using the loop (IIRC) seven times a year… censored
Croft Circuit was nearly closed after new people complained but I think there was a bit of inter family arguments going on at the time
JW was caught with his pants down and his missus (soon to be ex) started the action group against the circuit. There was hell on at the time.

juggsy

1,428 posts

131 months

Sunday 21st April
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Scabutz

7,642 posts

81 months

Sunday 21st April
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juggsy said:
Made me chuckle - definitely been inspired by some of our local groups

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C48xJusCThx/?igsh=b...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4yU9Bvi_HY/?igsh=Y...
Done already posted this. But no one noticed so hopefully this bumps it. Very accurate and funny.

Zetec-S

5,890 posts

94 months

Monday 22nd April
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Its Just Adz said:
Just going back to the station parking chat from a last page, I was at a recovery yard in Liverpool recently and there was a Passat covered in paint and with all windows smashed.
My first thought was "been caught cheating" but no, they explained it happens on a local rough estate where people leave cars to save on airport parking.
A few have been burnt out.
Apparently another favourite is they smash the windows and fill the car to the roof with contents of bins.
I know airport parking is expensive, but is it really worth the hassle of fannying around trying to find a street to park on? You've then got to get to the terminal, they aren't usually in walking distance, or even have a proper path to walk along, so you'd have to get a taxi anyway. So the saving is, what £50, maybe £100?

Although is it just a British thing to get wound up by "outsiders" parking on your street? Whenever my late (Spanish) FiL flew over from Madrid he would always park on a nearby residential street and just ask a random local for a lift to the terminal biglaugh

CanAm

9,232 posts

273 months

Monday 22nd April
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Zetec-S said:
I know airport parking is expensive, but is it really worth the hassle of fannying around trying to find a street to park on? You've then got to get to the terminal, they aren't usually in walking distance, or even have a proper path to walk along, so you'd have to get a taxi anyway. So the saving is, what £50, maybe £100?

Although is it just a British thing to get wound up by "outsiders" parking on your street? Whenever my late (Spanish) FiL flew over from Madrid he would always park on a nearby residential street and just ask a random local for a lift to the terminal biglaugh
You could walk further inside the terminal than from the nearest housing to the terminal entrance.