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PurpleTurtle

6,994 posts

144 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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pequod said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Yeah, 'cos you deffo wanna carry one of those whilst running! (again, pun intended! laugh)

Having such a chronic condition does require one to have a sense of humour. Whilst that is technically feasible, it's not really practical to get the pop up throne out in public at will.

It would be a lot easier if people could y'know, just use public toilets as they would in their own home, not vandalise/fornicate/deal drugs in them, so they become societal millstones and thus closed, leaving people to st in the car park of Sainsers, as was the case here.
Best run faster then, sunshine, if my suggestion is too difficult for you to comprehend carrying it in your car, for emergencies!!laugh

If you think Public Conveniences should be provided on every street corner for you to dodge into these days, then you are misguided unless you wish to fund them? They have always been abused and used by the sort of people who cannot be identified in polite society since PC's were first provided.

Anyway, this is way OT so I will leave this thread to the FB followers to continue the outing of the morons.
Not really. The point was made that a gimp on a Local Facebook Group was outing somebody for taking a public dump. Another poster pointed out that there might have been a medical reason for this. Public khazis have been decimated since 2010 under this Government, because as is patently obvious, they don't really give a fk about people and their everyday problems. Of course I wouldn't be so obtuse as to demand one on every street corner, that's rather a ridiculous scenario and just highlights your lack of capacity for sensible discussion.

The fact remains that this Govt has strangled funding to such an extent that Councils have no choice to close the facilities that they have previously voluntarily provided.

Cornwall public bogs in 2011: 247
Cornwall public bogs in 2018: 14

in the entire county of Cornwall a major holiday hotspot where people spend a lot of time outdoors, away from their accomodation

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45009337

So yeah, the next time the local Karen finds a turd in the car park of Sainsburys she should probably take it up with Boris Johnson, rather than ranting on Faceache. She'll still vote for him though. obvs. rolleyes


anonymous-user

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54 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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anonymous said:
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Presumably if you take that view then nothing you or anyone complains about is ever justified unless it’s the worst possible thing that could happen to anyone?


KAgantua

3,875 posts

131 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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pequod said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Yeah, 'cos you deffo wanna carry one of those whilst running! (again, pun intended! laugh)

Having such a chronic condition does require one to have a sense of humour. Whilst that is technically feasible, it's not really practical to get the pop up throne out in public at will.

It would be a lot easier if people could y'know, just use public toilets as they would in their own home, not vandalise/fornicate/deal drugs in them, so they become societal millstones and thus closed, leaving people to st in the car park of Sainsers, as was the case here.
Best run faster then, sunshine, if my suggestion is too difficult for you to comprehend carrying it in your car, for emergencies!!laugh

If you think Public Conveniences should be provided on every street corner for you to dodge into these days, then you are misguided unless you wish to fund them? They have always been abused and used by the sort of people who cannot be identified in polite society since PC's were first provided.

Anyway, this is way OT so I will leave this thread to the FB followers to continue the outing of the morons.
Wrong side of the bed this morning?

JQ

5,745 posts

179 months

Wednesday 8th July 2020
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KAgantua said:
pequod said:
PurpleTurtle said:
Yeah, 'cos you deffo wanna carry one of those whilst running! (again, pun intended! laugh)

Having such a chronic condition does require one to have a sense of humour. Whilst that is technically feasible, it's not really practical to get the pop up throne out in public at will.

It would be a lot easier if people could y'know, just use public toilets as they would in their own home, not vandalise/fornicate/deal drugs in them, so they become societal millstones and thus closed, leaving people to st in the car park of Sainsers, as was the case here.
Best run faster then, sunshine, if my suggestion is too difficult for you to comprehend carrying it in your car, for emergencies!!laugh

If you think Public Conveniences should be provided on every street corner for you to dodge into these days, then you are misguided unless you wish to fund them? They have always been abused and used by the sort of people who cannot be identified in polite society since PC's were first provided.

Anyway, this is way OT so I will leave this thread to the FB followers to continue the outing of the morons.
Wrong side of the bed this morning?
Either that, or just a dick.

thetapeworm

11,231 posts

239 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Our resident virologist has provided her daily insight into the current COVID situation.


anonymous-user

Original Poster:

54 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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thetapeworm said:
Our resident virologist has provided her daily insight into the current COVID situation.

Does she have eyes?

eldar

21,763 posts

196 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Odd shaped boobies?

Krupp88

591 posts

127 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Just had a classic on our local page:

Electric fire
Immature condition
£30

pti

1,703 posts

144 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Just had someone trying to sell a £40 gift voucher on a local buy and sell group.

The price? £40.

paulguitar

23,454 posts

113 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Krupp88

591 posts

127 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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paulguitar said:
The only offer that needs is naplaming, even that won't cleanse it of rankness.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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paulguitar said:
Cum view. Sounds interesting.

SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

166 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Anyone else seen a huge influx of brand new stuff with the awful brand name 'Von Hause' or 'Von Chef' on marketplace? Can't decide whether someone has done over a delivery truck or it's some new MLM type scam.
All brand new, all half the price of the website. Its everywhere here.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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nonsequitur said:
paulguitar said:
Cum view. Sounds interesting.
Local Planning department getting cheeky with the road names?

crofty1984

15,862 posts

204 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Dont like rolls said:
Looks like st made from old tyres and a limited primary school paint selection.
I quite liked the orange and green ones!

Back in t'day we had a load of tyres in the scool playground to play with. Which mainly involved making a tower of them with your friend inside.

The Dictator

1,370 posts

140 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Scabutz said:
Who ever did that Richard needs to have themselves looked at. Never seen a turd like that.

I recently joined my local group. Had ignored it for years but there was an armed robbery at the local Tesco Express and my wife said they were talking about it on there, so thought I would have a nosy.

It's almost exclusively people complaining about travellers rocking up on the playing field, and then a bunch of Karen's demanding action and pontificating about what can be done. One wants to install spike mats round the parameter to prevent them driving on. Never mind the kids and dogs that use the fields they will be fine.

It seems to be the place where intelligence and common sense go to die.
Do you live in Milton Keynes by any chance? Walnut Tree?

ro250

2,750 posts

57 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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paulguitar said:
Sorry, I'm calling that a joke/fake.

Zetec-S

5,877 posts

93 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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nonsequitur said:
paulguitar said:
Cum view. Sounds interesting.
Appropriate for a dirty sex pond.

Dont like rolls

3,798 posts

54 months

Thursday 9th July 2020
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Zetec-S said:
Appropriate for a dirty sex pond.
and for making CBS


"Council Body Soup"

Carrot

7,294 posts

202 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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