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Drawweight

2,886 posts

116 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Our local Facebook page has just had a video posted of someone’s cat crapping on their front garden.

To be fair most of the replies are saying cats do what cats do.

I felt it my civic duty to ask if the OP had obtained the cats permission before he put the video up.

Last Visit

2,810 posts

188 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Drawweight said:
I felt it my civic duty to ask if the OP had obtained the cats permission before he put the video up.
Indeed.

Cat Lives Matter.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,232 posts

200 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Just reply asking if they want to borrow your gun. That should ignite the Karens into full on rage for the lolz.

Dolf Stoppard

1,323 posts

122 months

Monday 13th July 2020
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Eh?

HTP99

22,561 posts

140 months

Monday 13th July 2020
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Dolf Stoppard said:


Eh?
Usually they can be deciphered, this one......... I've not the foggiest, apart from something about a tow bar.

Who's Mollie?

Faust66

2,037 posts

165 months

Monday 13th July 2020
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HTP99 said:
Dolf Stoppard said:


Eh?
Usually they can be deciphered, this one......... I've not the foggiest, apart from something about a tow bar.

Who's Mollie?
Wild guess here....

Do they require a mobile tow bar fitter to sort the electrics on the tow bar they already have fitted?

prand

5,916 posts

196 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
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I'm guessing Mollie=MDMA. Interesting how her autocorrect chose that instead of mobile....

bristolracer

5,542 posts

149 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
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Faust66 said:
HTP99 said:
Dolf Stoppard said:


Eh?
Usually they can be deciphered, this one......... I've not the foggiest, apart from something about a tow bar.

Who's Mollie?
Wild guess here....

Do they require a mobile tow bar fitter to sort the electrics on the tow bar they already have fitted?
I highly doubt any professional is going to get involved in fixing a diy install on a towbar. It would lead to a whole world of pain

geeks

9,193 posts

139 months

Wednesday 15th July 2020
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Just reply asking if they want to borrow your gun. That should ignite the Karens into full on rage for the lolz.
As someone who had a £2500 vet bill after someone shot their cat with an air-rifle I can assure you, it isn't funny!

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Wednesday 15th July 2020
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Thought this might be useful to someone on here.


RMDB9

1,711 posts

48 months

Wednesday 15th July 2020
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Why would somebody want to hire a flower wall??

droopsnoot

11,949 posts

242 months

Thursday 16th July 2020
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Irritating due to it being posted in a group that is clearly named "Items for sale", and yet it's for hire. Maybe it's a backdrop for photographs.

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Thursday 16th July 2020
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Apparently the council have left grass on the pavement after cutting the verges, local Karens are up in arms.

Zetec-S

5,877 posts

93 months

Thursday 16th July 2020
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Our group for the local new build estate as been up in arms recently. The upkeep was transferred to the management company (as was made clear when we purchased the property) and now everyone is getting bills from them, which includes copies of the accounts.

Everyone is complaining that the management company don't do enough, or they pay council tax so why should they pay this. Or that they weren't told about it. So half the people on there are saying not to pay. The icing on the cake is that the company accounts show they've incurred an overdraft fee last year. Everyone is also complaining about this as well, not seeing the irony that if no-one pays then of course they're going to go overdrawn banghead


thetapeworm

11,231 posts

239 months

Thursday 16th July 2020
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Evoluzione said:
Apparently the council have left grass on the pavement after cutting the verges, local Karens are up in arms.
We had that for a few months, they don't seem to care so much now.

The council here (just up the road from you IIRC) have gone from using a company that used to do a fairly decent job and collect the clippings to one that leaves foot high mohicans of grass between all of the clippings and then puts weed killer on the edges rather than strimming the longer grass.

Presumably it saves them lots of money.



Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,232 posts

200 months

Thursday 16th July 2020
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Evoluzione said:
Apparently the council have left grass on the pavement after cutting the verges, local Karens are up in arms.
Karen down the road was up in arms last week, because the grass along the verge in front of her house was cut? Apparently she was keeping it untidy for the Bees and bats? It’s just a small strip of grass, not a meadow ffs.

Weso

447 posts

204 months

Friday 17th July 2020
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So this is how our local admins chose to deal with things on our local group-

After being told to stop being nazi tts they've deleted the whole group.
Amazing wobble

anonymous-user

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54 months

Friday 17th July 2020
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Karen down the road was up in arms last week, because the grass along the verge in front of her house was cut? Apparently she was keeping it untidy for the Bees and bats? It’s just a small strip of grass, not a meadow ffs.
Everyone knows bees and bats make st couples. Stupid Karen.

RMDB9

1,711 posts

48 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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droopsnoot said:
Irritating due to it being posted in a group that is clearly named "Items for sale", and yet it's for hire. Maybe it's a backdrop for photographs.
Yes, probably. Cue some overweight girls with orange skin and gummy smiles and white cheap dresses and generally obnoxious behaviour.

Carrot

7,294 posts

202 months

Saturday 18th July 2020
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The Karen's have gone fully nuclear on our Facebook page. Post after post about "not feeling safe", joggers too close, "never going to xxx supermarket again because they removed the one way system" etc

Here is one example