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anonymous-user

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55 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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The local one here has been epic.

Found an injured squirrel, where can I take it?
Nowhere if it's a grey, needs destroying.
Oh no, looks like a cat has injured it. Must be somewhere I can take it to be helped but not released.
Cats are awful creatures and should be in a cattery all the time.

And then it all kicked off. laugh

DRFC1879

3,439 posts

158 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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My local group over the weekend had the following post followed by a poll with the names of every street in our fairly small development:

[quote]It seems that a lot of people from outside the area are joining this group.

To make sure we're all local residents can you please vote on the poll below to say what street you're on. Let's keep our children, pets and property safe!
[/quote]

I'm sure that's foiled the masterplan of the impostors who joined the group with the intention of bumming dogs then running over children in stolen cars. No way they could just click on a random street name...

r159

2,268 posts

75 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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flashbang said:
The local one here has been epic.

Found an injured squirrel, where can I take it?
Nowhere if it's a grey, needs destroying.
Oh no, looks like a cat has injured it. Must be somewhere I can take it to be helped but not released.
Cats are awful creatures and should be in a cattery all the time.

And then it all kicked off. laugh
There used to be a bounty on grey squirrels, try chucking that one in... it might be the cats don’t know that’s it’s finished.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

164 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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Someone on my neighbour forum has a dreadful " racquet " annoying them . .

Don't think it's a bad tennis player , must be something else .tongue out

Racket .

Digby

8,243 posts

247 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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May need an undercover investigator..


talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Monday 26th October 2020
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LIKE WE SAID WE WOULD AT 6pm

‼️‼️‼️‼️NAME & SHAME THE SCUM ‼️‼️‼️‼️

KAK ( irish surname) , DIANA (same irish Surname) TIFANY ( you guessed it)

YOU WANT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF !

THESE ARE THE THEIFS THATS TOOK £1000 WORTH OF STOCK !

HAS THE CHEEK TO GO TO MASS AT *********

SURE THERE IS PEOPLE ON HERE THAT KNOWS THEM !



Include are pictures of the three <cough> ladies in question,including some with their kids.

FYI :When it's spelled like that I think the H in theifs is silent.


anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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So last week we had "please don't let off fireworks as Tiddles gets scared."
This week we have "on Xmas eve, everyone please ring bells for two minutes for the spirit of xmas."


anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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flashbang said:
So last week we had "please don't let off fireworks as Tiddles gets scared."
This week we have "on Xmas eve, everyone please ring bells for two minutes for the spirit of xmas."
Fark orf!

thetapeworm

11,256 posts

240 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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flashbang said:
So last week we had "please don't let off fireworks as Tiddles gets scared."
This week we have "on Xmas eve, everyone please ring bells for two minutes for the spirit of xmas."
That hit us on Saturday.

Apparently if you don't have bells you're allowed to go back to hitting pans with a spoon again.

HTP99

22,608 posts

141 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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I was woken in the early hours by the noise of a low flying helicopter in the area, I'm now just waiting for a notification from "Nextdoor" to pop up on my phone, mentioning it and asking what it was for, who was it etc.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,339 posts

181 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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Digby said:
May need an undercover investigator..

I note the pun, but this is a perfectly reasonable post isn't it? Decent spelling and a 'normal' request. I'm not on any of those sites so can't speak with authority, but this looks pretty sane compared to what's normally posted.

Mafffew

2,149 posts

112 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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thetapeworm said:
flashbang said:
So last week we had "please don't let off fireworks as Tiddles gets scared."
This week we have "on Xmas eve, everyone please ring bells for two minutes for the spirit of xmas."
That hit us on Saturday.

Apparently if you don't have bells you're allowed to go back to hitting pans with a spoon again.
fks sake it never ends!


tejr

3,114 posts

165 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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We often get posts of skip divers who take things too far to the point they have taken things that are clearly not scrap (or even in a skip) like children's bikes, gazebos and ventured into gardens taking gates and bits of metal. We have a "famous" Romanian van which does the rounds but noone has been able to do anything about.

Then on the other hand we have people defending them because they are too lazy to take the bits to a recycling centre themselves so are happy to leave junk outside attracting more vermin!

The group also seems to have a real obsession for the police helicopter and anything that remotely sounds like a firework..

Zetec-S

5,911 posts

94 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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HTP99 said:
I was woken in the early hours by the noise of a low flying helicopter in the area, I'm now just waiting for a notification from "Nextdoor" to pop up on my phone, mentioning it and asking what it was for, who was it etc.
If it's anything like our area, then someone will tell them to "mind their own business", followed by a response along the lines of "people have a right to know because they might be looking for paedophiles".

Despite the air ambulance being based about a mile away rolleyes

KAgantua

3,893 posts

132 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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Digby said:
May need an undercover investigator..

Mate, turn down the stupid puns.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

55 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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KAgantua said:
Mate, turn down the stupid puns.
Yeah, they're getting me down.

jingars

1,097 posts

241 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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KAgantua said:
Digby said:
May need an undercover investigator..

Mate, turn down the stupid puns.
Oh come on, they don't hurt anyone - duvet?

eldar

21,818 posts

197 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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jingars said:
Oh come on, they don't hurt anyone - duvet?
Shook me up. I need to recover.

CanAm

9,266 posts

273 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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Mods, can we please have a blanket ban on these terrible puns.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 27th October 2020
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CanAm said:
Mods, can we please have a blanket ban on these terrible puns.
I have to be careful when punning these days, So while I get togged up...