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[geeks]

LordLoveLength said:

Facebook obviously not reaching the desired audience so they’ve gone old school here.

I’m thinking that a couple of girls in a van wearing fishnets and complaining about a “bent wheel” are more likely to be looking to make videos than steal dogs!

Sounds like that old wallet stealing joke I was half expecting "...so far I have changed a wheel for them Tuesday, Thursday and Friday" type punchline!

[john_1983]

I can't tell from this if they even own the thing they're selling. Why would you take a photo from miles away through a fence!?

[JQ]

john_1983 said:

I can't tell from this if they even own the thing they're selling. Why would you take a photo from miles away through a fence!?

They've not stolen it yet.

[blue_haddock]

JQ said:

They've not stolen it yet.

With emphasis on the 'yet' part!

[Frimley111R]

geeks said:

LordLoveLength said:

Facebook obviously not reaching the desired audience so they’ve gone old school here.

I’m thinking that a couple of girls in a van wearing fishnets and complaining about a “bent wheel” are more likely to be looking to make videos than steal dogs!

Sounds like that old wallet stealing joke I was half expecting "...so far I have changed a wheel for them Tuesday, Thursday and Friday" type punchline!

Lol, me too!

If you want to steal dogs why would you be complaining about a bent wheel on your van and wearing fishnets?!

[Drawweight]

Frimley111R said:

geeks said:

LordLoveLength said:

Facebook obviously not reaching the desired audience so they’ve gone old school here.

I’m thinking that a couple of girls in a van wearing fishnets and complaining about a “bent wheel” are more likely to be looking to make videos than steal dogs!

Sounds like that old wallet stealing joke I was half expecting "...so far I have changed a wheel for them Tuesday, Thursday and Friday" type punchline!

Lol, me too!

If you want to steal dogs why would you be complaining about a bent wheel on your van and wearing fishnets?!

Maybe she whips her tights off and throws them over a dog like a Retiarius

[GloverMart]

geeks said:

LordLoveLength said:

Facebook obviously not reaching the desired audience so they’ve gone old school here.

I’m thinking that a couple of girls in a van wearing fishnets and complaining about a “bent wheel” are more likely to be looking to make videos than steal dogs!

Sounds like that old wallet stealing joke I was half expecting "...so far I have changed a wheel for them Tuesday, Thursday and Friday" type punchline!

One of my all time favourite gags, that one.

[wolfracesonic]

Drawweight said:

Maybe she whips her tights off and throws them over a dog like a Retiarius

Quite possibly the first appearance of the word ‘retiarius’ on PH; well done!

[SistersofPercy]

wolfracesonic said:

Quite possibly the first appearance of the word ‘retiarius’ on PH; well done!

Raise your hands if you had to google that one....

[anonymous-user]

SistersofPercy said:

wolfracesonic said:

Quite possibly the first appearance of the word ‘retiarius’ on PH; well done!

Raise your hands if you had to google that one....

I concur.

[South tdf]

untakenname said:

Jars have had little indents in the lid which click if the seal is broken, a stock photo as well so probably just attention seeking lies.

Who would a not notice the flimsy jar as a plastic label won’t keep it rigid or worse not notice they were spreading glass, WTF did they think it was, bejazzle paste, and lastly who eats sardine and tomato spread?

[GloverMart]

South tdf said:

... lastly who eats sardine and tomato spread?

I agree, sounds very fishy to me.

[eldar]

GloverMart said:

I agree, sounds very fishy to me.

Fish and tomato? Sounds like a red herring to me.

[condor]

Our local FB marketplace has a guy who is trying to sell 2 bamboo trees for a £1000 each - the buyer has to dig them up from his garden themselves.

[SistersofPercy]

Must confess I do love the beef paste spreads. First lockdown there was a shortage and you couldn’t get it anywhere.
Only tastes right if the sandwiches are cut into triangles though.

[Triumph Man]

The phantom god botherer is back!





I haven’t had one this time round, last time one of my cars was missed - beyond redemption maybe?

[eldar]

eldar said:

Dognappers in Leicestershire appear to have a cunning new ploy. Swarthy gentlemen in white vans with RSPCA stickers.

That they are actually RSPCA vehicles is immediately discounted for racist reasons.

Ultra violet paint added to the mix, according to Auntie BBC. This will put the cat amongst the pigeons

Warning over Leicestershire dog theft 'secret markings' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershi...

[Leptons]

SistersofPercy said:

Must confess I do love the beef paste spreads. First lockdown there was a shortage and you couldn’t get it anywhere.
Only tastes right if the sandwiches are cut into triangles though.

Salmon paste for me.

[CanAm]

Leptons said:

Salmon paste for me.

I used to love that when I was a child. Not seen it for donkey‘s tears though.

[anonymous-user]

CanAm said:

I used to love that when I was a child. Not seen it for donkey‘s tears though.