Local Facebook groups

[Daveb257]

Zoon said:

john2443 said:

littleredrooster said:

Our 'Grumbler' is full of the usual "Wheres the best piza" "What times the post oficce open?" "My cats missing" but it excelled itself the other day when someone posted about another missing cat with a reply which read "Lots of cats going missing - have yous tried the Chinese?"

Chinese near us has a sign in the window saying "No Dogs"

Cats OK?

With rice or chips?

[paralla]

Daveb257 said:

With rice or chips?

Chips AND Rice!

https://youtu.be/VVGM7tpcZrU

[FunkyNige]

Someone found a weird set up of a phone in a box with a home cut out for the camera. Obviously it’s for stealing dogs…

[Garemberg]

FunkyNige said:

Someone found a weird set up of a phone in a box with a home cut out for the camera. Obviously it’s for stealing dogs…

So many questions, so someone has made a Heath Robinson CCTV with an old phone, but why

[Pieman68]

FunkyNige said:

Someone found a weird set up of a phone in a box with a home cut out for the camera. Obviously it’s for stealing dogs…

Fake Taxi getting more adventurous with his camera angles?

[shih tzu faced]

Only a dognapper would have access to that many cable ties in one go.

On the other hand there’s a parent & child sign up as well so more than likely a paedo dognapper. Most probably.

Or it might be something else.

[Red9zero]

paralla said:

Daveb257 said:

With rice or chips?

Chips AND Rice!

https://youtu.be/VVGM7tpcZrU

Love a bit of Benidorm

[anonymous-user]

hidetheelephants said:

thetapeworm said:

Something is on fire.

Somewhere.

5 different posts, 100s of replies, loads of photos of smoke in the sky.

Some speculation.

Zero facts.

There's also a man running around the town covered in blood apparently. The two things are seemingly unconnected.

That might as well be the first chapter of the next Reacher doorstop.

I’m hooked!

[paulguitar]

[smithyithy]

fking hell that's grim

[alorotom]

paulguitar said:

looks grim and the surroundings dont help but other a bottle of bleach and some shock granules won't clean up quickly.

but, who buys a punctured hot-tub?

[paralla]

alorotom said:

Looks grim and the surroundings don't help but other a bottle of bleach and some shock granules won't clean up quickly.

Who buys a hot-tub?

FTFY

[Export56]

[quote=alorotom]

looks grim and the surroundings dont help but other a bottle of bleach and some shock granules won't clean up quickly.

Hot tubs are uber council, normally seen in conjunction with some homemade outdoors bar.

[ro250]

paulguitar said:

Mattress for sale coming soon!

[CharlesdeGaulle]

The only thing worse than a hot tub is someone else's second-hand gopping sex pond. That's beyond grim.

[thetapeworm]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

The only thing worse than a hot tub is someone else's second-hand gopping sex pond. That's beyond grim.

Someone on my local group rents them out, £160 a week, who needs that?

Another business has one of the more expensive plastic ones fitted inside a horse box that they rent out, sex pond for dogging enthusiasts?

[Morningside]

Local group the lad has setup a JustGiving page as his moped had been stolen and crashed. Some answers said that your insurance will pay for it...THEN it turns out that the moped was rented!

[anonymous-user]

smithyithy said:

Tenner says it's a recycling / waste management centre. Seems to be the only places that catch fire these days

What a strange and completely wrong opinion

[DRFC1879]

To be fair, there were two in South Yorkshire that I know of last month.

Obviously they're not the only things to catch fire but they do seem to have a higher propensity for it than other things.

[eldar]

DRFC1879 said:

To be fair, there were two in South Yorkshire that I know of last month.

Obviously they're not the only things to catch fire but they do seem to have a higher propensity for it than other things.

Get paid to collect waste, stick it in a big pile, burn it was wait for the pheonix.