What do you do on Sunday?
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snake_oil said:
Cling on to the last vestiges of sleep after the bottle of red wine last night, before my 3 year old wakes us up. Stumble downstairs in my boxers scratching my arse to watch Peppa pig.
My 7 year old turns up shortly after demanding toast and juice. I fetch it.
The Mrs sends me a text from bed saying come get the baby and bring me a cuppa while you're at it. I trudge back upstairs with a steaming mug for my beloved thinking where did it all go wrong, I wish I was reading The Times in an orangery like a smug git whilst I watched the gardener on the ride on.
Then I stumble back downstairs, baby in my arms, trying to avoid her spilling the coffee precariously perched on the arm of the sofa.
Then the two other daughters get up off the floor and come up fl and join us for a cuddle, and then all of a sudden there I am wrapped in three beautiful children and I think. Perfect.
Brucie bonus: I don't have to get up and walk a f
king mutt in the pissing rain.
Top post! Made me smile this morning - thanks!My 7 year old turns up shortly after demanding toast and juice. I fetch it.
The Mrs sends me a text from bed saying come get the baby and bring me a cuppa while you're at it. I trudge back upstairs with a steaming mug for my beloved thinking where did it all go wrong, I wish I was reading The Times in an orangery like a smug git whilst I watched the gardener on the ride on.
Then I stumble back downstairs, baby in my arms, trying to avoid her spilling the coffee precariously perched on the arm of the sofa.
Then the two other daughters get up off the floor and come up fl and join us for a cuddle, and then all of a sudden there I am wrapped in three beautiful children and I think. Perfect.
Brucie bonus: I don't have to get up and walk a f
king mutt in the pissing rain.
snake_oil said:
Initforthemoney said:
Never heard of that!
What shop do you recommend to buy it?
Surely that's what you pay staff for? What shop do you recommend to buy it?
Anyhoo, just got back from the walk and it was lovely.
Still a bit breezy but the sun is shining.
Today is a good day.
techiedave said:
This Sunday morning wasn't going to be easy.
woke up
went downstairs cat pestering for milk. Opened fridge out of milk
Get dressed quickly go to cashtill use my Halifax card withdraw cash
Buy milk
Go back home make cup of tea and give some milk to the cat
Listen to the Commodores
woke up
went downstairs cat pestering for milk. Opened fridge out of milk
Get dressed quickly go to cashtill use my Halifax card withdraw cash
Buy milk
Go back home make cup of tea and give some milk to the cat
Listen to the Commodores
The Hypno-Toad said:
MDMA . said:
Not just a Sunday, every day. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of an MDMA, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Let me guess. You're a real big fan of Sports by Huey Lewis & The News? In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of an MDMA, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
FerdiZ28 said:
Wake up about 8am
Go into en suite and take a firm grip of phallus to facilitate urination
Back to bed and check emails and dating site messages that have landed during my slumber
Masturbate
Get out of bed and return to bathroom
Shower
Go downstairs and have a naked breakfast looking out onto the lawns
Go upstairs and get dressed
Walk to little Tesco to acquire lunch ingredients and make small talk with shop staff
Come home and prepare lunch for me and my phantom friend, Inga
Catch up on box sets
Return to kitchen diner, eat Inga’ abandoned lunch (again)
Strip naked
Maybe do housework
Have naked afternoon
Shower
Bed
No actual dating on a Sunday then?Go into en suite and take a firm grip of phallus to facilitate urination
Back to bed and check emails and dating site messages that have landed during my slumber
Masturbate
Get out of bed and return to bathroom
Shower
Go downstairs and have a naked breakfast looking out onto the lawns
Go upstairs and get dressed
Walk to little Tesco to acquire lunch ingredients and make small talk with shop staff
Come home and prepare lunch for me and my phantom friend, Inga
Catch up on box sets
Return to kitchen diner, eat Inga’ abandoned lunch (again)
Strip naked
Maybe do housework
Have naked afternoon
Shower
Bed
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