Match.com (Vol. 7)

[C70R]

xjay1337 said:

technodup said:

To those who think today's young ladies are innocent little flowers and not getting fked in every manner possible, this is the latest 26yo I've matched with...

From those photos, I absolutely would.

Really?

From some blurry photos of a vaguely chubby girl, with no face showing... you "would"?

Is it just because she sounds easy?

[xjay1337]

C70R said:

xjay1337 said:

technodup said:

To those who think today's young ladies are innocent little flowers and not getting fked in every manner possible, this is the latest 26yo I've matched with...

From those photos, I absolutely would.

Really?

From some blurry photos of a vaguely chubby girl, with no face showing... you "would"?

Is it just because she sounds easy?

Don't think she is chubby at all.

I don't like women looking like pencils.

personal taste.

[GCH]

technodup said:

To those who think today's young ladies are innocent little flowers and not getting fked in every manner possible...

[S1KRR]

C70R said:

Really?

From some blurry photos of a vaguely chubby girl, with no face showing... you "would"?

Is it just because she sounds easy?

I'm with you. I wouldn't have even progressed to reading her profile, much less swiped right on the young lady in question. (I think the half face shots are to give some anonymity to her on here)

Don't get me wrong, I'm no male adonis. But I'm slimmer and taller than the girl in the pics here. I don't have daft standards and only go for the nines. (there are NO 10s ) but I do have a certain range of types I go for on the apps. I work with a girl who sort of looks like that girl above. (albeit bleach blonde and a little younger) Half my colleagues would "get right on that"

I would if she threw herself at me or we were both a bit drunk, but I wouldn't go out of my way to. What I will say is she's a lovely person though. But VERY not my type. Ironically the only girl Ive ever shagged that wasn't my type in any way was actually the girl I lost my virginity to!

I suspect the "easy factor" helps a lot with the size 12s up. Especially if the guy is a bit better looking/status/wealth than themselves.

Edited by S1KRR on Wednesday 22 January 20:17

[CountZero23]

S1KRR said:

CountZero23 said:

...decided to be honest and told her it was Tuesday

Rookie error my friend! NEVER be truthful! Her asking you was a st test! And the only way to deal with that is to either ignore it (like you'd ignore a 5 year old girl saying "You're stupid!" ) or over the top exaggerate it. I think I'd have Overtly checked my watch, done some "out loud in your head" IYSWIM adding up and gone with "about half an hour ago whilst you were in the toilet"

I guarantee at some point she'll ask you your number. DONT TELL THE TRUTH THERE EITHER!

Just tell her "I lost count after 2000"

Yea, I could have done better on that one! But I think there's a difference between the st you say to a girl in a bar and a girl you want to date, no doubt this position will come back to haunt me. It's almost as bad as the "she's" different' line.

She didn't seem too happy initially, but it shows that you're at least honest when she asks an awkward question. That said, I might use your suggestion if the number question comes up, it could be more awkward

CountZero23 said:

Turns out we have a ridiculous amount in common and met up again today for a walk along the seafront and a roast. Ended up back at mine again and had a fun evening.

All apps deleted for the second time in 4 weeks, meeting up on Thurs and next weekend. Very pretty, great laugh to hang out with, no kids, filthy sense of humour - keep thinking I must be missing something! Definite potential with this one

S1KRR said:

I await your new user name "Count and Sexy Emma"
You've fallen WAY too hard!

Yea, deserved - clearly my judgement is somewhat clouded

Still, looking for a girlfriend rather than just having fun so when I do meet one I like tend to get rid of the apps and go exclusive early on.

Had a "one that got away" thing years back, awesome lass, after a couple of months I had the "let's stop seeing other people" conversation with her. She, thought we had been monogamous for quite a while and dumped me on the spot. About a year later my sister calls me up and tells me she's on the front page of the Metro. Turns out she'd been on holiday in India with her boyfriend in monsoon season, fell into a river and got trapped under a log.

From then on, always said if I did meet a girl I liked then I'd quit messing around early on.

Cooking dinner for her tomorrow night and if that doesn't put her off, nothing will

Davetheraver said:

It really is very, very easy to get numerous dates on these apps.

They might not all be stunners and they might not all be marriage material but if someone is looking for a bit of occasional company and a hookup you do have to wonder what people are doing to go weeks without a date.

Especially in a city, they are literally swarming with women looking for ways to fill their evening

If you get a chance, take a look through the options women have on Hinge or Tinder - men make up 75% of users and most of them have absolutely no clue.

Sure, you don't need to be a powerfully built chad - I'm far from it. But you do need to at least not look creepy if nothing else and most men fall at the first hurdle.

There might be more competition as a guy but the competition is terrible for the most part.

[Thales]

Powerfully built chad checking in.



However I much prefer approaching women in real life - I rarely use tinder unless I'm going through a 'dry spell'.

[Petrus1983]

Thales said:

However I much prefer approaching women in real life - I rarely use tinder unless I'm going through a 'dry spell'.

I’ve gone full circle and I’m at that point too. Going away for the weekend with someone that seems pretty grounded this weekend. Time will tell.

[Hilts]

Venturing on this thread for the first time as I think I need some help.

Long story short, split with ex, happy on my own for a long time but decided to throw up a Tinder profile and see what happened.

Nothing much really but then I match with this chick who claims to be 14 miles away. We get in touch and I discover the photos she used for the profile are not her but she's actually way better looking and also surprise, surprise she's in Russia which last time I checked is more than 14 miles from Scotland.

She speaks great English, her mother is an English teacher. Thing is she seems to have taken a very strong interest in me and my life, long emails, nothing generic, all relevant but for me it seems too much too soon.

Something doesn't quite add up though, don't really know what or is just possible I have lucked out at the right time?

What do you think guys/gals?

[technodup]

Hilts said:

Venturing on this thread for the first time as I think I need some help.

Long story short, split with ex, happy on my own for a long time but decided to throw up a Tinder profile and see what happened.

Nothing much really but then I match with this chick who claims to be 14 miles away. We get in touch and I discover the photos she used for the profile are not her but she's actually way better looking and also surprise, surprise she's in Russia which last time I checked is more than 14 miles from Scotland.

She speaks great English, her mother is an English teacher. Thing is she seems to have taken a very strong interest in me and my life, long emails, nothing generic, all relevant but for me it seems too much too soon.

Something doesn't quite add up though, don't really know what or is just possible I have lucked out at the right time?

What do you think guys/gals?

Have a word with yourself ffs.

Do you also know a Nigerian prince?

[Hilts]

technodup said:

ave a word with yourself ffs.

Do you also know a Nigerian prince?

lol, so what's going on here?

How does this sort of thing pan out?

[SpeckledJim]

Hilts said:

technodup said:

ave a word with yourself ffs.

Do you also know a Nigerian prince?

lol, so what's going on here?

How does this sort of thing pan out?

She gets your pan. You’re out.

[Monkeylegend]

SpeckledJim said:

Hilts said:

technodup said:

ave a word with yourself ffs.

Do you also know a Nigerian prince?

lol, so what's going on here?

How does this sort of thing pan out?

She gets your pan. You’re out.

You send the money and she spends it.

Has she asked you to pay for her flight over yet, or send money over for her unwell Mother?

[Thankyou4calling]

She will send photos, not rude but alluring. Soon will be keen to see you but

A. She will be broke
B. She has lost/blocked her debit card
C. Her mum will be I’ll
D. All the above

It’ll happen

[Hilts]

Monkeylegend said:

You send the money and she spends it.

Has she asked you to pay for her flight over yet, or send money over for her unwell Mother?

LOL, no she told me her father died of cancer when she was 13 so there is just her and her mother. She sent some photos of them both in the last email, mother is fine.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Thankyou4calling said:

She will send photos, not rude but alluring. Soon will be keen to see you but

A. She will be broke
B. She has lost/blocked her debit card
C. Her mum will be I’ll
D. All the above

It’ll happen

True, but in the meantime, run with it. Russian chicks are usually hot. Always mental, but usually hot.

[Monkeylegend]

Hilts said:

Monkeylegend said:

You send the money and she spends it.

Has she asked you to pay for her flight over yet, or send money over for her unwell Mother?

LOL, no she told me her father died of cancer when she was 13 so there is just her and her mother. She sent some photos of them both in the last email, mother is fine.

Be wary, the requests will come once she think she has you hooked

[interstellar]

I get this probably once a week. Did she send you her gmail address as well ?

I always just unmatch as it’s spam or a con, waste of time

[Hilts]

interstellar said:

I get this probably once a week. Did she send you her gmail address as well ?

I always just unmatch as it’s spam or a con, waste of time

Yes, her initial address was a g mail one, so was mine actually then we both switched to post and yahoo.

It's funny, her new pictures are just normal snaps but way better than the ones on Tinder. I'll play a long for a bit but I see there's a few old hands here so I'm glad I posted up.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Hilts said:

Yes, her initial address was a g mail one, so was mine actually then we both switched to post and yahoo.

It's funny, her new pictures are just normal snaps but way better than the ones on Tinder. I'll play a long for a bit but I see there's a few old hands here so I'm glad I posted up.

Don't be too suspicious. Cautious and wary yes, but not too tin-hat. Follow your instincts, and enjoy it!

[Plate spinner]

I’d also be careful giving out any personal info.