Match.com (Vol. 7)
Discussion
hyphen said:
I have seen Michelles profile since we live about 5 miles (in a straight line) away (according to her profile) Was a damn sight more south than Hull though.I did swipe right
We never matched 
On a related note, during the summer went on a date with a girl from Hull. Was allegedly 34, but looked significantly older, clearly still partying way too hard. Pics were out of date! When she came out of the station we'd agreed to meet at, her outfit just screamed cheap. White heels! Sweaty
Cleavage pushed right up (then we had the "ooh are my tits showing too much" comment) and a zebra patterned dress! She seemed pleasant enough, but was not at all what I was looking for. Couldn't hold a conversation with her. Then she dropped the bombshell that her profile screen name wasn't her real name! Which made me question her age! Saw her exes kid and her ex all the time too. The latter was a massive deal breaker. Her accent was horrendous though. Real nails down the blackboard!As we said our good byes after 2 drinks, I said the "text me when you get home" She did, but 5 hours later as she then went straight to a nightclub then was pissed at 3am. Text her the next lunchtime saying "nice to meet you but no spark"
It was the deception that grated. Her pics made her seem normal.
Never again with the silly accents
Thales said:
Flibble said:
Is he trying to convince us or himself? 
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.
Thales said:
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.
Right ho. I wasn't going to respond, but what a bizarre claim. Did I photoshop a bride in to the photo in my profile? She does get mentioned yes, because probably 50% of my life is spent with her. Quite a bit involves her. When and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Right ho. I wasn't going to respond, but what a bizarre claim. Did I photoshop a bride in to the photo in my profile? She does get mentioned yes, because probably 50% of my life is spent with her. Quite a bit involves her.
When and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.
You might have stolen someone elses wedding picturesWhen and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
lemmingjames said:
You might have stolen someone elses wedding pictures
Well go ahead, do a reverse image search. You'll find zero matches. 
I'd ask for the custard test but afraid as to what you might post up
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Thales said:
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.
Right ho. I wasn't going to respond, but what a bizarre claim. Did I photoshop a bride in to the photo in my profile? She does get mentioned yes, because probably 50% of my life is spent with her. Quite a bit involves her. When and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.
shyphen said:
First thing she says is 'I don't drink', so of course her photo is her at the bar.hyphen said:
"Michelle Dewberry sets out her dating demands on Tinder - and says 'intense Corbyn supporters' need not apply"Never seen that before. Usually anti- Tory stuff.
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