Match.com (Volume 7)

Match.com (Volume 7)

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Petrus1983

2,799 posts

110 months

Monday 18th November
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I’m still liking Match


Thales

206 posts

5 months

Monday 18th November
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Flibble said:
Is he trying to convince us or himself? scratchchin
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.


S1KRR

10,846 posts

160 months

Monday 18th November
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hyphen said:
Anyone from Hull and on Tinder?

Here you go winkhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7695281/B...
I have seen Michelles profile since we live about 5 miles (in a straight line) away (according to her profile) Was a damn sight more south than Hull though.

I did swipe right biggrin We never matched frown


On a related note, during the summer went on a date with a girl from Hull. Was allegedly 34, but looked significantly older, clearly still partying way too hard. Pics were out of date! When she came out of the station we'd agreed to meet at, her outfit just screamed cheap. White heels! Sweaty eek Cleavage pushed right up (then we had the "ooh are my tits showing too much" comment) and a zebra patterned dress! She seemed pleasant enough, but was not at all what I was looking for. Couldn't hold a conversation with her. Then she dropped the bombshell that her profile screen name wasn't her real name! Which made me question her age! Saw her exes kid and her ex all the time too. The latter was a massive deal breaker. Her accent was horrendous though. Real nails down the blackboard!

As we said our good byes after 2 drinks, I said the "text me when you get home" She did, but 5 hours later as she then went straight to a nightclub then was pissed at 3am. Text her the next lunchtime saying "nice to meet you but no spark" laugh

It was the deception that grated. Her pics made her seem normal.

Never again with the silly accents biggrin

Thales said:
Flibble said:
Is he trying to convince us or himself? scratchchin
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.
No, we've seen their wedding pics at some point.


Eyersey1234

1,322 posts

27 months

Monday 18th November
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
George Smiley said:
... she left me pregnant with another man's seed and now having twins...
You really are a medical curio. Congratulations! smile
rofl

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

7,451 posts

48 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Thales said:
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.
Right ho. I wasn't going to respond, but what a bizarre claim. Did I photoshop a bride in to the photo in my profile? She does get mentioned yes, because probably 50% of my life is spent with her. Quite a bit involves her.
When and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.

lemmingjames

5,893 posts

152 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Right ho. I wasn't going to respond, but what a bizarre claim. Did I photoshop a bride in to the photo in my profile? She does get mentioned yes, because probably 50% of my life is spent with her. Quite a bit involves her.
When and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.
You might have stolen someone elses wedding pictures

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

7,451 posts

48 months

Tuesday 19th November
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lemmingjames said:
You might have stolen someone elses wedding pictures
Well go ahead, do a reverse image search. You'll find zero matches.

shirt

19,188 posts

149 months

Tuesday 19th November
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I reckon Sarah photoshopped a groom into the photo and Fermit doesn’t actually exist

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

7,451 posts

48 months

Tuesday 19th November
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I enjoy this thread, we have a significant history with Match. The way some of you go on I can understand why you are single laugh

hyphen

11,492 posts

38 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
lemmingjames said:
You might have stolen someone elses wedding pictures
Well go ahead, do a reverse image search. You'll find zero matches.
Made just enough changes on Photoshop to beat the algorithm wink

I'd ask for the custard test but afraid as to what you might post up hehe

Flibble

5,127 posts

129 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Thales said:
I don't think she exists. The constant references to "Sarah" are utterly bizarre.
Right ho. I wasn't going to respond, but what a bizarre claim. Did I photoshop a bride in to the photo in my profile? She does get mentioned yes, because probably 50% of my life is spent with her. Quite a bit involves her.
When and if you get lucky on Match this may become apparent.
Plenty of us are in relationships without feeling the need to validate it by mentioning our partner every other post.

xjay1337

13,142 posts

66 months

Tuesday 19th November
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I don't see the problem, I don't think Kermit continually mentions her, he mentions her as much as you would expect someone who is smitten to do so.

George Smiley

3,226 posts

29 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
lemmingjames said:
You might have stolen someone elses wedding pictures
Well go ahead, do a reverse image search. You'll find zero matches.
Jag x351 wedding car?

Monkeylegend

16,831 posts

179 months

Tuesday 19th November
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George Smiley said:
antspants said:
Monkeylegend said:
Grammatical hehe

paperbag
laugh
2 woosh parrots on order!
whoosh hehe

George Smiley

3,226 posts

29 months

Tuesday 19th November
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah

7,451 posts

48 months

Tuesday 19th November
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George Smiley said:
Jag x351 wedding car?
Good spot, but it wasn't for us. We stayed in the hotel on the wedding eve.

konark

471 posts

67 months

Tuesday 19th November
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hyphen said:
Anyone from Hull and on Tinder?

Here you go winkhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7695281/B...
First thing she says is 'I don't drink', so of course her photo is her at the bar.

R Mutt

1,432 posts

20 months

Wednesday 20th November
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hyphen said:
Anyone from Hull and on Tinder?

Here you go winkhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7695281/B...
"Michelle Dewberry sets out her dating demands on Tinder - and says 'intense Corbyn supporters' need not apply"

Never seen that before. Usually anti- Tory stuff.

George Smiley

3,226 posts

29 months

Wednesday 20th November
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R Mutt said:
"Michelle Dewberry sets out her dating demands on Tinder - and says 'intense Corbyn supporters' need not apply"

Never seen that before. Usually anti- Tory stuff.
Doesnt drink or smoke though

Sir Lord Harold

65 posts

1 month

Wednesday 20th November
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Dabbled with POF on / off since 2012 and I never got anything; no replies, views, likes, nothing. Concluded I'm a one off ugly freak? Least it works for some.