Match.com (Vol. 7)

[Bluesgirl]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Yeah, well, once again Bluesgirl, I'm sorry about that, but you did promise not to dob me in with the thread...

Now that fetish is perfectly acceptable, harmless (for the most part) and only problematic in countries where it’s illegal.

No this was something entirely different.

[scorcher]

Got blocked by a woman on POF yesterday. My profile says I’m ok with some slim to plump. She asked me if it was an issue that she was a size 18( a few extra pounds according to her profile). I said ‘ built for comfort not for speed. It isn’t an issue as I won’t be dating you as you have gone way past the plump stage’. She didn’t appreciate my honesty and blocked me. Dunno whether I’m getting the hang of this online dating or not!

[The spinner of plates]

Just a thanks but no thanks would probably have sufficed I would have thought.

[technodup]

Bluesgirl said:

Now that fetish is perfectly acceptable, harmless (for the most part) and only problematic in countries where it’s illegal.

No this was something entirely different.

Cock tease, get it spilt ffs

[Bluesgirl]

Moi?

I’m the epitome of discretion.

And, talking of BDSM, surely there are specialist sites you can go to to find others who are looking to be beaten around the buttocks with a crowbar, or whatever they do? Why the need to scare the daylights out of a poor, innocent woman on POF?

Edited by Bluesgirl on Saturday 24th October 16:46

[V8covin]

scorcher said:

Got blocked by a woman on POF yesterday. My profile says I’m ok with some slim to plump. She asked me if it was an issue that she was a size 18( a few extra pounds according to her profile). I said ‘ built for comfort not for speed. It isn’t an issue as I won’t be dating you as you have gone way past the plump stage’. She didn’t appreciate my honesty and blocked me. Dunno whether I’m getting the hang of this online dating or not!

Sounds like your definition of plump was different to hers.
Plump is fat in my book......but I wouldn't take much notice of size 18,tell much more by photos than you can by clothes sizes

[antspants]

scorcher said:

Got blocked by a woman on POF yesterday. My profile says I’m ok with some slim to plump. She asked me if it was an issue that she was a size 18( a few extra pounds according to her profile). I said ‘ built for comfort not for speed. It isn’t an issue as I won’t be dating you as you have gone way past the plump stage’. She didn’t appreciate my honesty and blocked me. Dunno whether I’m getting the hang of this online dating or not!

There's honest and then there's cruel, yours was the latter imo.

[Algarve]

antspants said:

scorcher said:

Got blocked by a woman on POF yesterday. My profile says I’m ok with some slim to plump. She asked me if it was an issue that she was a size 18( a few extra pounds according to her profile). I said ‘ built for comfort not for speed. It isn’t an issue as I won’t be dating you as you have gone way past the plump stage’. She didn’t appreciate my honesty and blocked me. Dunno whether I’m getting the hang of this online dating or not!

There's honest and then there's cruel, yours was the latter imo.

Yeah... the chick might have been fat but it just makes you look like a total knob replying in that manner. No need for it at all.

[antspants]

Bluesgirl said:

Moi?

And, talking of BDSM, surely there are specialist sites you can go to to find others who are looking to be beaten around the buttocks with a crowbar, or whatever they do? Why the need to scare the daylights out of a poor, innocent woman on POF?

There is (although not sure about crowbars) and Kik is apparently the preferred method of communcation on the one I'm aware of. Apparently Kik is also very popular with people who like to indulge in extramarital activity so beware.

[Bluesgirl]

I thought so. The crowbar comment, in fact all of that paragraph, was said tongue in cheek, but I appreciate the heads-up. I’m out of there anyway now.

[PDP76]

I’m taking to a complete sex maniac !!
We haven’t met yet.
Lots of messages back n forth of what she wants to do to me. Voice messages too lol so no it’s not a man !!
Phoned me this morning, I wasn’t allowed to speak to her, no talking, just listen to her having an orgasm over the phone.
Filth lol kinky filth

[fastraxx]

PDP76 said:

I’m taking to a complete sex maniac !!
We haven’t met yet.
Lots of messages back n forth of what she wants to do to me. Voice messages too lol so no it’s not a man !!
Phoned me this morning, I wasn’t allowed to speak to her, no talking, just listen to her having an orgasm over the phone.
Filth lol kinky filth

Awesome.

[throt]

fastraxx said:

Awesome.

If the lady is hot, Yep, awesome

[PDP76]

throt said:

If the lady is hot, Yep, awesome

I’d say she’s hot, I wouldn’t waste my time talking with an unattractive bint lol !
Lives so bloody far away though !
Minor problem

[V8covin]

PDP76 said:

I’m taking to a complete sex maniac !!
We haven’t met yet.
Lots of messages back n forth of what she wants to do to me. Voice messages too lol so no it’s not a man !!
Phoned me this morning, I wasn’t allowed to speak to her, no talking, just listen to her having an orgasm over the phone.
Filth lol kinky filth

She's probably 70 and 30 stone lol

[dai1983]

PDP76 said:

Lives so bloody far away though !
Minor problem

Probably knows she'll never meet you and is enjoying teasing you

[throt]

PDP76 said:

I’d say she’s hot, I wouldn’t waste my time talking with an unattractive bint lol !
Lives so bloody far away though !
Minor problem

If she is hot, yep, makes the travelling easier , haha.

[Algarve]

dai1983 said:

PDP76 said:

Lives so bloody far away though !
Minor problem

Probably knows she'll never meet you and is enjoying teasing you

2nd problem is those pics you're w@nking to were her 14 years and 4 stone ago

[Bluesgirl]

You’d better go and see her before another guy she’s giving the chat to gets there before you.

[S1KRR]

PDP76 said:

I’m taking to a complete sex maniac !!
We haven’t met yet.
Lots of messages back n forth of what she wants to do to me. Voice messages too lol so no it’s not a man !!
Phoned me this morning, I wasn’t allowed to speak to her, no talking, just listen to her having an orgasm over the phone.
Filth lol kinky filth

People are going to say this is bks. And I get that, but this encounter happened! And I was a changed man afterwards!

I met a lady years ago, knew someone that I knew vaguely at the time, not the best looking girl in the world. And a few too many tattoos than I like, she had these quite hard fake tits pushed way up. (and her skin looked awful from the results of the surgery!) But one thing led to another and I found myself in her bedroom. It was clear she wasn't looking for anything committed so I just went along for the ride.

Utter nutter! I mean the closest I've ever been to a full on medical grade nympho! She was just filth. Gave me probably the best blowjob I've ever had! The full legs giving up jobby! It was honestly like something out of a porno! She just grabbed my legs and thrust them up in the air and just buried her tongue in an area there had NEVER been a tongue before!

Opened a drawer on her bedside cabinet, and I can picture this vividly well over a decade later, pulled out a leather paddle and ORDERED me to spank her with it! Only of course, I've never done this before, and was pretty timid compared to what she clearly wanted It was utterly surreal. I did wonder if I'd inadvertently got into some weird reality show. I ejected as soon as I could! I didn't stay the night even. There was no "oh call me" either. Probably because I wasn't up to her requirements! She appeared to live a completely boring life in a classic "going nowhere" job This was obviously her release. Definitely not one to take to meet your parents.

I know a lot of guys will say "oh yeah I love a dirty bird" But honestly, it was too much.

I have seen another girl for just under a year who could be pretty kinky if she wanted. But it wasn't the ONLY thing about her. She had a brain in her head, you could go to a restaurant and she'd be normal. She had other interests besides shagging. I also didn't get the impression the notches on her bedpost went around the whole of London!