Match.com (Vol. 7)

[vulture1]

Pof, 3 meetings from 3 different girls. all 3 messaged me first none that i sent out ended up in a meeting. 2 were just 1 meet. The third became a 6 month relationship but we were too different when we really got to know each other so it ended.

[Psycho Warren]

The spinner of plates said:

The thought of sitting there reaching out to strangers with fantastic one-liners to get noticed just wasn’t really my cuppa tea.

Yeah thats the main thing i hate about OLD as its so fake and total and utter bullst.

Acting like you do in real life doesn't work well in the dating scene let alone OLD. No wonder so many relationships go south when the "Honeymoon period" wears off and you discover what the person is really like.

[technodup]

This lockdown pish is playing havoc with my performance. I think I accidentally called a bird fat the other day, which not unreasonably resulted in a lack of response.

I obviously didn't actually call her fat, but the word fat was used, and in such a way that when reading it back I realise could have come across as me basically calling her a fat cow.

She had a bit of chunk about her in fairness, but Covid is a storm and I'm looking for a port in it.

[Blown2CV]

technodup said:

This lockdown pish is playing havoc with my performance. I think I accidentally called a bird fat the other day, which not unreasonably resulted in a lack of response.

I obviously didn't actually call her fat, but the word fat was used, and in such a way that when reading it back I realise could have come across as me basically calling her a fat cow.

She had a bit of chunk about her in fairness, but Covid is a storm and I'm looking for a port in it.

"you remind me of a right fat cow i used to know"

[SpeckledJim]

Blown2CV said:

technodup said:

This lockdown pish is playing havoc with my performance. I think I accidentally called a bird fat the other day, which not unreasonably resulted in a lack of response.

I obviously didn't actually call her fat, but the word fat was used, and in such a way that when reading it back I realise could have come across as me basically calling her a fat cow.

She had a bit of chunk about her in fairness, but Covid is a storm and I'm looking for a port in it.

"you remind me of a right fat cow i used to know"

"in a good way, you understand. She was a great cook."

"hello?"

[technodup]

SpeckledJim said:

Blown2CV said:

technodup said:

This lockdown pish is playing havoc with my performance. I think I accidentally called a bird fat the other day, which not unreasonably resulted in a lack of response.

I obviously didn't actually call her fat, but the word fat was used, and in such a way that when reading it back I realise could have come across as me basically calling her a fat cow.

She had a bit of chunk about her in fairness, but Covid is a storm and I'm looking for a port in it.

"you remind me of a right fat cow i used to know"

"in a good way, you understand. She was a great cook."

"hello?"

For reasons of embarrassment I'll not divulge the actual conversation but suffice it to say you're not far off the mark.

[Petrus1983]

Bumble for me is by far the best. No wasting time - if they msg you then you’re off to a good start, if not - move on. Also seem to get a lot of matches.

Had my first zoom first date on Saturday. It was st.

[V8covin]

technodup said:

For reasons of embarrassment I'll not divulge the actual conversation but suffice it to say you're not far off the mark.

Women can be so touchy, unfortunately one hasn't touched me in months

[mr_spock]

Hugo Stiglitz said:

Whats peoples thoughts on bumble? Any luck on there?

I met my wife on Bumble. 1st anniversary next week. you can decide if that was lucky or not, certainly was for me!

[throt]

Anyone tried "Magic Dating" ?

Advertised on,, magic Radio of course.

[Don1]

throt said:

Anyone tried "Magic Dating" ?

Advertised on,, magic Radio of course.

Attraction based on poor music choice?

[SpeckledJim]

throt said:

Anyone tried "Magic Dating" ?

Advertised on,, magic Radio of course.

Likes: ITV, crystals, Vauxhall, Yates'

Dislikes: books


Ctrl-C Ctrl-V.


Going to be a simple algorithm behind that.

[throt]

Hahaha,

Get Magic on in the evenings, guys, lots of love songs played

Get you in the mood for the dating apps, lol

[Blown2CV]

i imagine magic dating is just a branded version of one of the major dating apps. FHM used to do one - it was full of slags! Brill. At the time.

[Petrus1983]

mr_spock said:

I met my wife on Bumble. 1st anniversary next week. you can decide if that was lucky or not, certainly was for me!

Congrats

[throt]

Blown2CV said:

i imagine magic dating is just a branded version of one of the major dating apps. FHM used to do one - it was full of slags! Brill. At the time.

Yes, it may have some young hotties on there, not all 50 pluses.

Wonder if that FHM one is still going, haha.

[throt]

Petrus1983 said:

mr_spock said:

I met my wife on Bumble. 1st anniversary next week. you can decide if that was lucky or not, certainly was for me!

Congrats

It is just luck, right place at the right time, on any of the apps.

[hyphen]

Petrus1983 said:

Had my first zoom first date on Saturday. It was st.

In what way? If you didn't fancy her, surely it saved you time and money.

[Blown2CV]

throt said:

Blown2CV said:

i imagine magic dating is just a branded version of one of the major dating apps. FHM used to do one - it was full of slags! Brill. At the time.

Yes, it may have some young hotties on there, not all 50 pluses.

Wonder if that FHM one is still going, haha.

it used to be called FHM 'No Strings Attached' and subsequently became Nookie Jar!

[Blown2CV]

interestingly, the thing underlying Nookie Jar is a thing called White Label Dating... which exists to be branded into things that could be something like Magic radio dating. I wonder if they have the ability to turn off the NSFW st....