Match.com (Vol. 7)

[throt]

Petrus1983 said:

throt said:

How did it go, bud.?

There wasn’t a connection at all. But it was a nice walk and I found out you could walk across the Clifton Suspension bridge that I’d never done before! Clever chap was that Brunel - it’s so tall!

I have higher hopes for this evenings date.

Okay, yep, its funny that chemistry feeling of a connection

So, tonight is with this same lady?

[Petrus1983]

throt said:

Okay, yep, its funny that chemistry feeling of a connection

So, tonight is with this same lady?

Tonight is the lady with the profile above. We’ve had a 2 hour FaceTime so this is the real thing. Tbh I usually fk up facetimes - there’s something really unnatural about them as a first ‘date’ so getting to this point is good news - especially with this one as she is rather hot.

[V8covin]

Petrus1983 said:

Tonight is the lady with the profile above. We’ve had a 2 hour FaceTime so this is the real thing. Tbh I usually fk up facetimes - there’s something really unnatural about them as a first ‘date’ so getting to this point is good news - especially with this one as she is rather hot.

Back in the days before Skype I had a webcam date with a lady.We got on like a house on fire.A few days later we had a real date....we had nothing in common and irritated the hell out of each other

[throt]

Petrus1983 said:

throt said:

Okay, yep, its funny that chemistry feeling of a connection

So, tonight is with this same lady?

Tonight is the lady with the profile above. We’ve had a 2 hour FaceTime so this is the real thing. Tbh I usually fk up facetimes - there’s something really unnatural about them as a first ‘date’ so getting to this point is good news - especially with this one as she is rather hot.

I need to keep up. I thought the morning walk was with the one with the above profile.

So you are meeting the hot stewardess girls tonight.

Absolutely, you have passed the first interview, with he FaceTime stuff, nice one.

[Petrus1983]

Alan320i said:

Petrus1983 said:

I spend a lot of time at airport hotels. A couple of years ago I was in Dallas and a real cute flight attendant was checking in (check in was next to the bar) and smiled at me - but then I noticed her nice sparkly wedding ring. Less than an hour later she was at the bar.... without the sparkly ring.

Lm
You should have taken your chance.... you don’t need morals in this game my son.

I didn’t have time to reply yesterday but let me tell you a little story about why I don’t. A couple of years ago when flying back and forth to Texas was still new to me I was at the hotel bar and got talking to a properly gorgeous American girl - the cheerleader, head of her swim team etc etc - and as the evening progressed I could tell she liked me. This is good news I thought - I was only spending 2 nights there and already one of them wasn’t going to be alone. At about 10ish we end up heading to my room and fooled about on the bed a little before she went to prepare herself for the deed in the bathroom. Now by this time I’d been awake for a tad over 24 hours as I don’t sleep on the plane, and had consumed quite a lot of alcohol during that time. Needless to say I woke up the next morning next to a very sweet note from the girl - I’d fallen asleep in the 3 minutes she was getting ready and she couldn’t wake me up we’re still friends so it’s not all bad. But now I know my international travel limits so always go to bed - alone.

[Psycho Warren]

Petrus1983 said:

Tonight is the lady with the profile above. We’ve had a 2 hour FaceTime so this is the real thing. Tbh I usually fk up facetimes - there’s something really unnatural about them as a first ‘date’ so getting to this point is good news - especially with this one as she is rather hot.

So if it goes to plan, balls deep in her ass by midnight? Or is she too classy for that? lol.





























Joking by the way.

[Petrus1983]

throt said:

I need to keep up. I thought the morning walk was with the one with the above profile.

So you are meeting the hot stewardess girls tonight.

Absolutely, you have passed the first interview, with he FaceTime stuff, nice one.

The mornings walk was with the flight attendant who I won’t be seeing again. The profile is of a international banking girl who I’ve FaceTimed with and now meeting properly tonight.

[Petrus1983]

Psycho Warren said:

So if it goes to plan, balls deep in her ass by midnight? Or is she too classy for that? lol.





























Joking by the way.

Of course you’re joking - the classy ones always put out first, I thought we all knew that?

[throt]

Petrus1983 said:

The mornings walk was with the flight attendant who I won’t be seeing again. The profile is of a international banking girl who I’ve FaceTimed with and now meeting properly tonight.

Cheers,

Tonight, sounds cozy, haha

[Petrus1983]

George Shagger Smiley said:

With Petrus back on the scene it will be four weddings and a funeral by September

It would be my funeral - my mother has been very clear in that.

[George Shagger Smiley]

Petrus1983 said:

There wasn’t a connection at all. But it was a nice walk and I found out you could walk across the Clifton Suspension bridge that I’d never done before! Clever chap was that Brunel - it’s so tall!

I have higher hopes for this evenings date.

Brunel had nothing to do with it in reality

His design would have failed, the design that stands was undertaken after his death and based on another’s submitted plans

He was a great marketeer

[Alan320i]

Petrus1983 said:

It would be my funeral - my mother has been very clear in that.

Good luck Petrus young whipper snapper I hope it goes well. Don’t listen to your mum, she just wants to keep you to herself.

[Petrus1983]

George Shagger Smiley said:

Brunel had nothing to do with it in reality

His design would have failed, the design that stands was undertaken after his death and based on another’s submitted plans

He was a great marketeer

That’s really cool - I’ll look it up later and learn more

[Hugo Stiglitz]

Psycho Warren said:

Petrus1983 said:

Tonight is the lady with the profile above. We’ve had a 2 hour FaceTime so this is the real thing. Tbh I usually fk up facetimes - there’s something really unnatural about them as a first ‘date’ so getting to this point is good news - especially with this one as she is rather hot.

So if it goes to plan, balls deep in her ass by midnight? Or is she too classy for that? lol.





























Joking by the way.

She will have a conversation available for every point in that situation ready

[Alan320i]

Back in 92’ I remember when I once dated a lady and it was going quite well. Midway through the date I began to feel unwell as we had ate so much pakora. I couldn’t hold it in and I loudly farted much to the amusement of everyone else there. Needless to say the little princess was embarrassed and ran out the establishment. That was the last I heard from her. What a little princess she was looking back.

[LordHaveMurci]

Alan320i said:

Back in 92’ I remember when I once dated a lady and it was going quite well. Midway through the date I began to feel unwell as we had ate so much pakora. I couldn’t hold it in and I loudly farted much to the amusement of everyone else there. Needless to say the little princess was embarrassed and ran out the establishment. That was the last I heard from her. What a little princess she was looking back.

Is that when you got thrown out by a bouncer for crapping in the urinal?

[hyphen]

Alan320i said:

Back in 92’ I remember when I once dated a lady and it was going quite well. Midway through the date I began to feel unwell as we had ate so much pakora. I couldn’t hold it in and I loudly farted much to the amusement of everyone else there. Needless to say the little princess was embarrassed and ran out the establishment. That was the last I heard from her. What a little princess she was looking back.

Is your name Frank, and did you drive a Taxi?

[Alan320i]

LordHaveMurci said:

Is that when you got thrown out by a bouncer for crapping in the urinal?

That was back in 82’

[Alan320i]

hyphen said:

Is your name Frank, and did you drive a Taxi?

I drove a old cavalier mk1 back then.

[hyphen]

Petrus1983 said:

The mornings walk was with the flight attendant who I won’t be seeing again. The profile is of a international banking girl who I’ve FaceTimed with and now meeting properly tonight.

I am curious - what do you say to women when the "what are you looking for" type conversation comes up?