Match.com (Vol. 7)

[SpeckledJim]

technodup said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I feel like commissioning Shakespeare to write a sonnet. It's got all pink and fluffy in here recently.

Just for balance Karen is lovely, works in HR for a law firm...

It's a trap.

technodup said:

...and has never been to Nando's.

I can't keep up with these modern euphemisms.

[hyphen]

technodup said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I feel like commissioning Shakespeare to write a sonnet. It's got all pink and fluffy in here recently.

Just for balance Karen is lovely, works in HR for a law firm and has never been to Nando's.

But sthe lovely lady has coldly delivered redundancy news to thousands? And works with management daily to manage people out. Watch out, she is ruthless underneath

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

technodup said:

seemingly pussy pics are a step too far.

Happy to ask for dick pics, but not happy to return the favour. Women hey, all about equality.....

[hyphen]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Not at all. I've dated/slept with/had dates with enough women to know which one are a bit of fun, which are discarded, and which are keepers. Clue, the latter aren't ones texting me growler snaps before even meeting. The same applies for most men I know, it's hardly a unique view.

Really? I thought you were this 40 year old virgin who joined a dating site, and then this girl with big knockers replied to your message and you now worship her night and day

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

hyphen said:

Really? I thought you were this 40 year old virgin who joined a dating site, and then this girl with big knockers replied to your message and you now worship her night and day

Shhhhhh, she'll hear you!

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

hyphen said:

Really? I thought you were this 40 year old virgin who joined a dating site, and then this girl with big knockers replied to your message and you now worship her night and day

Shhhhhh, she'll hear you!

That was the perfect response. Nicely done.

[antspants]

technodup said:

But seemingly pussy pics are a step too far.

An air of mystery retained, just.

[SpeckledJim]

antspants said:

technodup said:

But seemingly pussy pics are a step too far.

An air of mystery retained, just.

perhaps she has a winkle?

[technodup]

SpeckledJim said:

perhaps she has a winkle?

I can't rule it out...

It's tits oot Tuesday though. I know this because that what the message accompanying a picture of them said at 7:14 this morning.

I'm looking forward to fanny oot Fursday.

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

technodup said:

can't rule it out...

It's tits oot Tuesday though. I know this because that what the message accompanying a picture of them said at 7:14 this morning.

I'm looking forward to fanny oot Fursday.

Let's hope you don't get willy out Wednesday.

[technodup]

If it is a boaby then the consolation prize is the lovely Karen appears to be up for meeting. And unlike my usual drill where I get them to come to me, go to the cheapest old men's pub in the area and basically not give a fk until I'm giving them a fk, I've already suggested somewhere more befitting a sophisticated young lady.

I suppose needs must. If I don't want to get stuck with a ropey old milf s*** I need to push the boat out a wee bit. And potentially prise open the wallet a bit, which hurts given I'm stingy even for a Scot.

Unfortunately PH isn't as open minded as some, the ropey one likes being called the sort of names that got me modded once before... don't you just love dirty women

[GOATever]

I usually really CBA with the whole dating app thing, however, I’m using Bumble at the moment. With Match / POF / whatever, I spend loads of time swiping left, I lose the will to live, I don’t bother much. This Bumble thing is the opposite ( thus far ). I’ve had to get off it, I’ll end up looking rapey AF, if I’m not careful hmmm.

[Thales]

GOATever said:

This Bumble thing is the opposite ( thus far ). I’ve had to get off it, I’ll end up looking rapey AF, if I’m not careful hmmm.

What?

[technodup]

The problem with all of them at the minute is they're full of folk who live in London/Dubai/Australia, are back for Xmas and will be fking off again. Plus I've noticed Bumble is now rationing the number of people it shows you in a day, unless you pay, so I'm not wasting any swipes on some bint who's only here for a few days.

[Greshamst]

technodup said:

some bint

I’m sure it’s a great loss for them.

[GOATever]

Thales said:

What?

I’ll cut it short for you. If you want a quick leg trembler, I’d suggest bumble is worth a look. It’s available as an app, go search it.

[GOATever]

technodup said:

The problem with all of them at the minute is they're full of folk who live in London/Dubai/Australia, are back for Xmas and will be fking off again

Yes, and?

technodup said:

Plus I've noticed Bumble is now rationing the number of people it shows you in a day, unless you pay, so I'm not wasting any swipes on some bint who's only here for a few days.

Don’t knock it ‘till you’ve tried it.
Apparently it’s ‘cuffing’ season. That’s news to me, I had to google it. Mmmkay, that’s how it is now then?

Edited by GOATever on Saturday 21st December 16:25

[Thales]

GOATever said:

I’ll cut it short for you. If you want a quick leg trembler, I’d suggest bumble is worth a look. It’s available as an app, go search it.

Thanks for the advice but tinder is still sorting out my needs. I was querying your "rapey" reference.

[technodup]

technodup said:

n fairness I've not seen that yet, although I know it's smooth. I've seen the tits, various 'from the back' pics of some very agreeable outfits, and one of her downstairs albeit covered up. This morning I literally woke up to a video of her in a bra and thong. I also know she prefers reverse cowgirl, loves a good spanking and squirts for Scotland. But seemingly pussy pics are a step too far.

I've been rubbered. Which although possibly a blessing in disguise is a bit of a mystery to me.

Being blanked is all part of the game, sending messages with no reply, conversing for a bit then going cold, so far, so normal. What I haven't come across (!) before is the quantity and 'quality' of conversation, then to go blank a day after sending me the tits out photos, and two days before we're supposed to be meeting/fking? Weirdo.

Hey ho. Now I'm getting in about a rabid Celtic fan who comes across pretty anti everything else. Only a few messages in she asked me if I'm into football, which in Glasgow is code... I've told her I'm not, the aim being to pump her before she finds out I'm a bluenose prod.

This thread would be so much better with pics...

[Thales]

technodup said:

've been rubbered. Which although possibly a blessing in disguise is a bit of a mystery to me.

Being blanked is all part of the game, sending messages with no reply, conversing for a bit then going cold, so far, so normal. What I haven't come across (!) before is the quantity and 'quality' of conversation, then to go blank a day after sending me the tits out photos, and two days before we're supposed to be meeting/fking? Weirdo.

Hey ho. Now I'm getting in about a rabid Celtic fan who comes across pretty anti everything else. Only a few messages in she asked me if I'm into football, which in Glasgow is code... I've told her I'm not, the aim being to pump her before she finds out I'm a bluenose prod.

This thread would be so much better with pics...

You should always have another 5-10 on the go, if one ghosts then you just move onto the next one.