Match.com (Vol. 7)
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SpeckledJim said:
Blown2CV said:
they are yea. By the way I'm sure you know but if you're looking for someone with no kids then you're cutting down your market to a fraction and also the prevalence of nutters in that pool is higher.
On that, I have mentioned before on here the hilarious saga of Mrs 2CV's nutter mate. She's 41 and wants kids so badly she is ready to be turkey bastered if she cannot find a man willing to impregnate her. Trouble is she is massively tapped and no one can bear her for long. Latest squeeze in a flurry of honeymoon period idiocy reversed his vasectomy that he had because he NEVER WANTED KIDS... she had badgered him into it.... and then she dumped him 2 weeks later because it was a long way to drive to his house.
On that, I have mentioned before on here the hilarious saga of Mrs 2CV's nutter mate. She's 41 and wants kids so badly she is ready to be turkey bastered if she cannot find a man willing to impregnate her. Trouble is she is massively tapped and no one can bear her for long. Latest squeeze in a flurry of honeymoon period idiocy reversed his vasectomy that he had because he NEVER WANTED KIDS... she had badgered him into it.... and then she dumped him 2 weeks later because it was a long way to drive to his house.
Plate spinner said:
SpeckledJim said:
Blown2CV said:
they are yea. By the way I'm sure you know but if you're looking for someone with no kids then you're cutting down your market to a fraction and also the prevalence of nutters in that pool is higher.
On that, I have mentioned before on here the hilarious saga of Mrs 2CV's nutter mate. She's 41 and wants kids so badly she is ready to be turkey bastered if she cannot find a man willing to impregnate her. Trouble is she is massively tapped and no one can bear her for long. Latest squeeze in a flurry of honeymoon period idiocy reversed his vasectomy that he had because he NEVER WANTED KIDS... she had badgered him into it.... and then she dumped him 2 weeks later because it was a long way to drive to his house.
On that, I have mentioned before on here the hilarious saga of Mrs 2CV's nutter mate. She's 41 and wants kids so badly she is ready to be turkey bastered if she cannot find a man willing to impregnate her. Trouble is she is massively tapped and no one can bear her for long. Latest squeeze in a flurry of honeymoon period idiocy reversed his vasectomy that he had because he NEVER WANTED KIDS... she had badgered him into it.... and then she dumped him 2 weeks later because it was a long way to drive to his house.
Date with therapist tonight; seemed a bit odd ironically enough.
Works with adults on the autistic spectrum and apparently I don't qualify which comes as somewhat as a relief as an IT developer.
Crazy ex I've been rid of for about a year but still fancy rotten called me up during said date, terrible idea to call her back but did and am now drunk and almost regretful.
Date sorted with nice 29-year-old tomorrow evening, now concerned I might be too hungover to pull it off.
All I really want is to find a nice girlfriend but seem to be failing hard; still, trust the process I guess?
Works with adults on the autistic spectrum and apparently I don't qualify which comes as somewhat as a relief as an IT developer.
Crazy ex I've been rid of for about a year but still fancy rotten called me up during said date, terrible idea to call her back but did and am now drunk and almost regretful.
Date sorted with nice 29-year-old tomorrow evening, now concerned I might be too hungover to pull it off.
All I really want is to find a nice girlfriend but seem to be failing hard; still, trust the process I guess?
CountZero23 said:
Date with therapist tonight; seemed a bit odd ironically enough.
Works with adults on the autistic spectrum and apparently I don't qualify which comes as somewhat as a relief as an IT developer.
Crazy ex I've been rid of for about a year but still fancy rotten called me up during said date, terrible idea to call her back but did and am now drunk and almost regretful.
Date sorted with nice 29-year-old tomorrow evening, now concerned I might be too hungover to pull it off.
All I really want is to find a nice girlfriend but seem to be failing hard; still, trust the process I guess?
Regret of what . Calling her back or ending up at hers at 2am drunk?Works with adults on the autistic spectrum and apparently I don't qualify which comes as somewhat as a relief as an IT developer.
Crazy ex I've been rid of for about a year but still fancy rotten called me up during said date, terrible idea to call her back but did and am now drunk and almost regretful.
Date sorted with nice 29-year-old tomorrow evening, now concerned I might be too hungover to pull it off.
All I really want is to find a nice girlfriend but seem to be failing hard; still, trust the process I guess?
interstellar said:
Regret of what . Calling her back or ending up at hers at 2am drunk?
Got to hers about 10:30 after the last date ended - stayed until 2. Was a bit pissed after my date and, well, wasn't exactly thinking with my head. Regret in the sense it's not going to do her or me any good and I've got a terrible hangover....
R Mutt said:
They all are in my experience, from dating them not professionally.
I guess you go into if you're trying to fix your own issues? Either way, nice lass but not potential girlfriend material. Hoping hair of the dog will sort me out for tonight's date, she lives in a nice town (Lewis) just north of Brighton so going up her way and taking her out to a nice country pub.
R Mutt said:
CountZero23 said:
Date with therapist tonight; seemed a bit odd ironically enough.
They all are in my experience, from dating them not professionally.Blown2CV said:
R Mutt said:
CountZero23 said:
Date with therapist tonight; seemed a bit odd ironically enough.
They all are in my experience, from dating them not professionally.I think that's me now hit 5 agreed dates which haven't been met. Latest one unmatched me, just after I mentioned I'm careful with money, so probably a lucky escape there.
So I now have one playing hard to get, who's not that attractive but a dirty girl. One massively insecure 26yo who's scared to meet guys. One who seems nice and normal and date agreed for next weekend. And a very young looking 26yo who wants to call me daddy. Which isn't really my thing tbh, but I'm going along with it for now. As you do.
So I now have one playing hard to get, who's not that attractive but a dirty girl. One massively insecure 26yo who's scared to meet guys. One who seems nice and normal and date agreed for next weekend. And a very young looking 26yo who wants to call me daddy. Which isn't really my thing tbh, but I'm going along with it for now. As you do.
technodup said:
I think that's me now hit 5 agreed dates which haven't been met. Latest one unmatched me, just after I mentioned I'm careful with money, so probably a lucky escape there.
So I now have one playing hard to get, who's not that attractive but a dirty girl. One massively insecure 26yo who's scared to meet guys. One who seems nice and normal and date agreed for next weekend. And a very young looking 26yo who wants to call me daddy. Which isn't really my thing tbh, but I'm going along with it for now. As you do.
The last one will be batsSo I now have one playing hard to get, who's not that attractive but a dirty girl. One massively insecure 26yo who's scared to meet guys. One who seems nice and normal and date agreed for next weekend. And a very young looking 26yo who wants to call me daddy. Which isn't really my thing tbh, but I'm going along with it for now. As you do.
t mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...technodup said:
I think that's me now hit 5 agreed dates which haven't been met. Latest one unmatched me, just after I mentioned I'm careful with money, so probably a lucky escape there.
So I now have one playing hard to get, who's not that attractive but a dirty girl. One massively insecure 26yo who's scared to meet guys. One who seems nice and normal and date agreed for next weekend. And a very young looking 26yo who wants to call me daddy. Which isn't really my thing tbh, but I'm going along with it for now. As you do.
do you have batsSo I now have one playing hard to get, who's not that attractive but a dirty girl. One massively insecure 26yo who's scared to meet guys. One who seems nice and normal and date agreed for next weekend. And a very young looking 26yo who wants to call me daddy. Which isn't really my thing tbh, but I'm going along with it for now. As you do.
t set to yes in your profile search terms.
WinstonWolf said:
The last one will be batst mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...
Apparently she's a 'pleaser'. Seemingly quite inexperienced but curious about and open to basically everything. If anyone's seen Hookup Hotshot...t mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...She's also a pure geek, into sci-fi, books, Disney and everything I'm not. So it's a tricky one.
technodup said:
pparently she's a 'pleaser'. Seemingly quite inexperienced but curious about and open to basically everything. If anyone's seen Hookup Hotshot...
She's also a pure geek, into sci-fi, books, Disney and everything I'm not. So it's a tricky one.
I've wasted years with women like that. Loads of fun at first...She's also a pure geek, into sci-fi, books, Disney and everything I'm not. So it's a tricky one.
technodup said:
WinstonWolf said:
The last one will be batst mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...
Apparently she's a 'pleaser'. Seemingly quite inexperienced but curious about and open to basically everything. If anyone's seen Hookup Hotshot...t mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...She's also a pure geek, into sci-fi, books, Disney and everything I'm not. So it's a tricky one.
t mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...WinstonWolf said:
On the other hand she will be batst mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...
Oh there's no question about meeting her, it's already been asked and accepted. Well I say that but recently the actual meeting bit hasn't been working out, so...t mental but amazing between the sheets. You definitely need to meet her...Like I say the whole sub/dom thing has never really been a thing for me, but she's right into DDLG. An for the time being she fancies me as her DD.
I await the flaming.
technodup said:
h there's no question about meeting her, it's already been asked and accepted. Well I say that but recently the actual meeting bit hasn't been working out, so...
Like I say the whole sub/dom thing has never really been a thing for me, but she's right into DDLG. An for the time being she fancies me as her DD.
I await the flaming.
Sounds fun until you rip her clothes off and she’s got a nappy on Like I say the whole sub/dom thing has never really been a thing for me, but she's right into DDLG. An for the time being she fancies me as her DD.
I await the flaming.
A question to those who've done this.
How do you turn a girl you know a little bit*. Into a fk buddy? 
*We have some mutual friends, she's currently single. She's not a prude about sex.
We chat maybe every 3-4 weeks on social media, sarcastic comments on her pics. She generally responds. So there is a rough connection. But just asking outright seems a bit strong. Though if she did decline it's not the end of the world since we aren't going to bump into each other in the gym.
Suggestions welcome
How do you turn a girl you know a little bit*. Into a f
k buddy? *We have some mutual friends, she's currently single. She's not a prude about sex.
We chat maybe every 3-4 weeks on social media, sarcastic comments on her pics. She generally responds. So there is a rough connection. But just asking outright seems a bit strong. Though if she did decline it's not the end of the world since we aren't going to bump into each other in the gym.Suggestions welcome
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