Caught GF on POF.

[StuTheGrouch]

Total Drivin said:

On the Wednesday night in Cornwall we fked felt astonishing to pump her with my 5 * unleaded after everything that has happened.

You are an embarrassment

[Sheets Tabuer]

Total Drivin said:

On the Wednesday night in Cornwall we fked felt astonishing to pump her with my 5 * unleaded after everything that has happened.

You can keep your Chaucer, Shakespeare and Milton. This is beautiful.

[Petrus1983]

StuTheGrouch said:

Total Drivin said:

On the Wednesday night in Cornwall we fked felt astonishing to pump her with my 5 * unleaded after everything that has happened.

You are an embarrassment

About to post the same thing. Reminds me of a cringe frat house conversation with baseball cap wearing high fiveing college teens - not the mother of your child.

[anonymous-user]

I'm totally convinced
Not often that such compelling evidence is posted by an OP when called out for spoofing
Totally convinced
Yesiree
100%
No doubt at all
Best laugh in a while

[Barry Homo]

This is the most Focus ST thread of all time. These forums are insane hahahaha.

[AllyBassman]

Reads whole thread.....

See's picture of MK2 Focus ST

Now it makes sense.

[Robertj21a]

Total Drivin said:

Seems I can't win here among some posters doesn't it.

I gave her the choice of staying together or splitting up and we both chose to start again.

She is as free as a bird and do as she pleases within reason it has always been this way.

I am not the controlling manipulative bf some of you seem to think far from it.

We fked last Wednesday because she wanted it she initiated it not because I said get to bed now.

Your obvious lack of any real understanding of women is why people are embarrassed for you. Probably better to stop digging that hole even deeper.

[Electronicpants]

The whole of PH after reading the 5 Star petrol bit.

[Sheets Tabuer]

AllyBassman said:

Reads whole thread.....

See's picture of MK2 Focus ST

Now it makes sense.

Being on POF wasn't a clue?

[Lemming Train]

Total Drivin said:

I am not the controlling manipulative bf some of you seem to think far from it.

Total Drivin said:

I often rub her feet give her a massage hoping it will lead to sex but rarely it does.

[Total Drivin]

Lemming Train said:

Total Drivin said:

I am not the controlling manipulative bf some of you seem to think far from it.

Total Drivin said:

I often rub her feet give her a massage hoping it will lead to sex but rarely it does.

Yes that was when she shut down and was like living with an ice queen.

[Triumph Man]

StuTheGrouch said:

Total Drivin said:

On the Wednesday night in Cornwall we fked felt astonishing to pump her with my 5 * unleaded after everything that has happened.

You are an embarrassment

Quite. 5* petrol is/was leaded.

[HighwayStar]

Total Drivin said:

Seems I can't win here among some posters doesn't it.

I gave her the choice of staying together or splitting up and we both chose to start again.

She is as free as a bird and do as she pleases within reason it has always been this way.

I am not the controlling manipulative bf some of you seem to think far from it.

We fked last Wednesday because she wanted it she initiated it not because I said get to bed now.

Perhaps, cutting you a lil slack, how you say it and how it comes across is a lot different in reality when you talk about last Wednesday with your wife

[can't remember]

My guess is the OP is finding it easier to get a rise out of some of you than his missus.

[Adenauer]

can't remember said:

My guess is the OP is finding it easier to get a rise out of some of you than his missus.

I don't think so, even if that is what he's doing, he's still making himself look like a teeny weeny little bit of a moron in the process.

[dillenger]

you taken your wife ...to mount mick...

[can't remember]

Adenauer said:

can't remember said:

My guess is the OP is finding it easier to get a rise out of some of you than his missus.

I don't think so, even if that is what he's doing, he's still making himself look like a teeny weeny little bit of a moron in the process.

Well, everyone's got a hobby.

[easytiger123]

StuTheGrouch said:

Total Drivin said:

On the Wednesday night in Cornwall we fked felt astonishing to pump her with my 5 * unleaded after everything that has happened.

You are an embarrassment

To be fair though, having a wife and a car when you're only 9yrs old is pretty good going

[Ayahuasca]

Maybe the issue is the 5” er. Your missus might not feel full-filled, so to speak.

So did you have fish and chips down in Cornwall too?

[PSB1]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Total Drivin said:

On the Wednesday night in Cornwall we fked felt astonishing to pump her with my 5 * unleaded after everything that has happened.

You can keep your Chaucer, Shakespeare and Milton. This is beautiful.

I think Chaucer had it covered:

O wombe! O bely! O stynkyng cod!
Fulfilled of donge and of corrupcioun!