Caught GF on POF.

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HighwayStar

4,325 posts

145 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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Europa1 said:
Total Drivin said:
I don't just do the 'chores' to get her into bed I do the chores anyway mostly. Like I said she is naturally untidy.

It is not so much that I want sex it's more so I want to feel love and connected with my partner.
Your talking about nailing her and pumping her full of your 5* unleaded doesn't really suggest "love" and "connected".

It suggests you're an insensitive, emotionally sterile pillock.
Bingo!!!

ApOrbital

9,980 posts

119 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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TD what air freshener is that in your car? btw i'm going to whitby soon with my g/f just for some fish n chips,Silver street chippy is the best.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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ApOrbital said:
TD what air freshener is that in your car? btw i'm going to whitby soon with my g/f just for some fish n chips,Silver street chippy is the best.
It's fanny magnetic isn't it ?
I see it's turned up to 5

ApOrbital

9,980 posts

119 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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5* i need a new air freshener,can never get a decent one frown

xjay1337

15,966 posts

119 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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HighwayStar said:
Europa1 said:
Total Drivin said:
I don't just do the 'chores' to get her into bed I do the chores anyway mostly. Like I said she is naturally untidy.

It is not so much that I want sex it's more so I want to feel love and connected with my partner.
Your talking about nailing her and pumping her full of your 5* unleaded doesn't really suggest "love" and "connected".

It suggests you're an insensitive, emotionally sterile pillock.
Bingo!!!
To be fair he is just a dinosaur he obviously loves his wife.
Wants it to work with her
and wants to get his sausage wet from time to time
Sounds like he does his fair share of chores
values his family time and takes pride in providing for them.

It can be incredibly frustrating and upsetting when you are with a partner and you constantly make attempts to engage in sex and you are constantly rejected.
This exact thing (regarding lack of sex) happened to me in a previous relationship which turned out to be with a narcissistic nut job (and as it was one of my first so I was completely oblivious to the signs of it) , which as an aside completely destroyed me personally and I'm still suffering from the damage 7 years on.


This whole thing may be an elaborate troll

but if true, the fact he is here still trying to make it work shows he cares
Some of the things he says comes across as funny (and also extremely autistic).
That may be why he struggles to convey the right message.

personally if the sex is that important (which is fair enough) then you need to make a try at marriage counselling with a qualified and experienced therapist, both as a couple and individually, and if that doesn't work then a clean break and move onto a new relationship.

your kids will be fine , millions of kids grow up with separated mum and dad and most of them turn out fine.

Edited by xjay1337 on Thursday 17th October 17:14

ApOrbital

9,980 posts

119 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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BTW it's for when we eat fish n chips in the car with steamed up windows because it will be wet and windy.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,075 posts

101 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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Why do people keep referring to her as the wife, when the title states GF?

Condi

17,303 posts

172 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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He could just have a wk. VR porn is very realistic so they tell me.

av185

18,539 posts

128 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
Why do people keep referring to her as the wife, when the title states GF?
Terminology makes no difference in reality.

Pal of mine refers to his OH as the 'bag for life.'

AlexRS2782

8,058 posts

214 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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CrunkleFloop said:
OP - As above, the sex has gone buddy, but all is not lost; Lovehoney still have a sale on Fleshlights until the 31st October.
Other alternatives for the OP could be a strap-on or a butt plug. He might get an idea of how annoying his GF finds it when he's consistently trying to prod her all the time when she's not into it hehe

You never know, he may even like it and find a way of spicing up / rekindling their relationship with some role reversal hehegetmecoat

Johnny Raydome

1,429 posts

106 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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techiedave said:
It's fanny magnetic isn't it ?
I see it's turned up to 5
funkymagnetic.

Get it roight.



anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 17th October 2019
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Johnny Raydome said:
funkymagnetic.

Get it roight.
Forgive me Johnny
The smell of the KFC was distracting me, Did you know you can't ride your bicycle through the drive in ?
Shocking

shep1001

4,600 posts

190 months

Friday 18th October 2019
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Condi said:
He could just have a wk. VR porn is very realistic so they tell me.
errr - which sites have you been told are worthy of investigation? asking for a friend of course...

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Friday 18th October 2019
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Anyway, tonight after a particularly trying and tiring week, I've bought the wife some Echo Falls fruity flavoured wine, a chicken vindaloo, garlic naan and onion rice. I've read the whole thread and I think I'm ready for the Total Drivin get it wet night.

I will shortly 'drop the hand' and ask her if it works for her too...

Ave it!

Flibble

6,476 posts

182 months

Friday 18th October 2019
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Got your 5 star unleaded brimmed and ready to pump?

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Friday 18th October 2019
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She's only fallen asleep on the sofa watching Gogglebox!

She hates me doesn't she?

anonymous-user

55 months

Saturday 19th October 2019
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Tyre Smoke said:
She's only fallen asleep on the sofa watching Gogglebox!

She hates me doesn't she?
IF you were the OP I would be saying
She's moved on
You can't compete against this bunch of talent

Pete Gilbert



Tom Malone (far left)


Giles



Pete Sandiford - thin and thick



And 3 Black guys


If it's Giles, Pete or Tom you stand a chance. If its the 3 guys you're as stuffed as she will be
Good luck.


Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 19th October 01:33

Lemming Train

5,567 posts

73 months

Saturday 19th October 2019
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Tyre Smoke said:
She's only fallen asleep on the sofa watching Gogglebox!

She hates me doesn't she?
You didn't rub her feet, did you? rolleyes

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th October 2019
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Bugger! Forgot to rub her feet.

Obviously that is where I went wrong. I did playfully slap her arse as she went up the stairs to bed. Do you think that might have been a suitable turn on? Sent the right message that I wanted to siphon some five star unleaded out of my tank?

FocusRS3

3,411 posts

92 months

Monday 21st October 2019
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whats the latest from the OP?