PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[Troubleatmill]

It's quiet.




Too quiet.

[OzzyR1]

I'm a little concerned because I've just read the small print relating to the main gift I've bought...

2-4 weeks delivery from placement of order - probably the latter due to the length and girth requiring specialist machining tools.

I may be cutting it fine for the last Xmas posting date!

[ChrisDT]

Well, I have collated all the pieces and the package shall be posted next week.

[Mr Tom]

Ordered all of my ss presents much to the dismay of my girlfriend. “How can you spend that much money on someone off the internet” haha!

Exciting times

[alorotom]

Mr Tom said:

Ordered all of my ss presents much to the dismay of my girlfriend. “How can you spend that much money on someone off the internet” haha!

Exciting times

Similar conversation again with the Mrs ... That makes it more fun and it is the time for giving!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Time to...

[DRFC1879]

The final component of my parcel is being manufactured this week then it'll be in the post. Far too organised by my usual standards!

[wildoliver]

My victims presents are all bought.

I've been rubbing the main present nightly with habanero chillies....

[bristolbaron]

It seems one of my items might be delayed.
I’m not sure now whether I’d save it for next years SS or give into temptation to use it myself!

[Shakermaker]

Is it so bad that they don't want feedback left for it?

[thundercolo]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Thundercolo message from Santa...

Your present is en route; it’s got a LOT of duct tape round it to keep it nice and safe, can you be super careful opening it, maybe just a careful cut at one end? Good luck and may the odds be forever in your favour.

Deliciously yours,

Santa.

Thanks dear Santa!! I´ll be gentle. I can´t wait to receive it!

I have completed my stalking phase and I have organised a brainstorming session with some mean friends, in order to come up with something deliciously nasty.

[alorotom]

Shakermaker said:

Is it so bad that they don't want feedback left for it?

I've never seen that in getting on for 20yrs of eBay use!

[bristolbaron]

alorotom said:

Shakermaker said:

Is it so bad that they don't want feedback left for it?

I've never seen that in getting on for 20yrs of eBay use!

It’s a message to seller! I don’t want it showing up in my purchase history! It’s bad enough Ebay offering suggested items based on purchase

[Shakermaker]

bristolbaron said:

It’s a message to seller! I don’t want it showing up in my purchase history! It’s bad enough Ebay offering suggested items based on purchase

So it is!

[alorotom]

bristolbaron said:

It’s a message to seller! I don’t want it showing up in my purchase history! It’s bad enough Ebay offering suggested items based on purchase

Ah, well played!

[nigelpugh7]

All of my Victims gifts have now arrived.

They are mostly about a bit of fun.

One is for serious reflection and contemplation.

The other is to be shared with friends and family in group participation.

However, the third and final one is well , I say is a little more extreme, or perhaps worrying is a better word.

I’m hoping the Victim does not get arrested for wearing it!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

nigelpugh7 said:

One is for serious reflection and contemplation.

The other is to be shared with friends and family in group participation.

So... 2 fleshlights then?

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Shakermaker message from Santa...

Your gifts are in the post. They are individually wrapped and numbered so you can open the outer box before Christmas. On Christmas day please follow the instructions inside the envelope. The order of opening is critical. Make sure you have a vacuum cleaner and bleach at the ready. Ho ho ho!

Orgasmically yours,

Santa.

[axgizmo]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Axgizmo message from Santa...

Axgizmo message from Santa...

You should have received the first Christmassy instalment so far, have you?

Sorry, mega busy at work, not had time to check in but yes, I received a blood splattered box through the mail, I went against my better judgement and ignored my fears that it would be a severed head like something out of Se7en and to my delight, if was chocolate! (sorry I wouldn't have opened without asking if I knew it was part of my SS. I ordered lots of parcels myself at the time 😂

I love you santa 😘

[Shakermaker]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Shakermaker message from Santa...

Your gifts are in the post. They are individually wrapped and numbered so you can open the outer box before Christmas. On Christmas day please follow the instructions inside the envelope. The order of opening is critical. Make sure you have a vacuum cleaner and bleach at the ready. Ho ho ho!

Orgasmically yours,

Santa.

I cannot wait!

Also, this makes me concerned I haven't done anywhere near enough for my own victim...