PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Axgizmo message from Santa...

Gooood gooood this pleases Santa



Swampy1982 message from Santa...

Your package has been mailed today so should be with you well before Christmas.





thetapeworm message from Santa...

Part one is on its way in the next few days - please ensure there is nothing delicate, fragile or precious left near your doormat.....

Love Santa

xxxxx

[thetapeworm]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

thetapeworm message from Santa...

Part one is on its way in the next few days - please ensure there is nothing delicate, fragile or precious left near your doormat.....

Love Santa

xxxxx

Hello SS!

I shall move my glass slippers and collection of ceramic owls to the other room until further notice, thanks for the warning

[Captain Raymond Holt]

It’s alright tapeworm, I think your SS has wrapped it ok

[Glade]

Strong theme this year!

[geeks]

Its very quiet this year as someone else pointed out, too quiet. Buy that I mean we are not getting lots of questions from the Santas and little in replies as a result. This should worry everyone, a lot, I mean, no one should be sleeping at the moment

[morgs_]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

It’s alright tapeworm, I think your SS has wrapped it ok

I'm more impressed with the array on games consoles in that photo!

[andburg]

Final part has arrived, luckily for my victim it’s smaller than expected

[eltax91]

andburg said:

Final part has arrived, luckily for my victim it’s smaller than expected

My last bit arrived too although I need to pick up some final bits from a shop. Unluckily for my victim it’s larger than expected.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

andburg said:

Final part has arrived, luckily for my victim it’s smaller than expected

Loooolz

ETA

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Thursday 28th November 17:44

[thundercolo]

Present received! Due to its harmless appearance I have decided to open it during Christmas dinner with my family in law. If the present is nice they'll like the idea, if it's NSFW they won't invite me anymore. It's one of those win/win outcomes that rarely happen in life.

Thanks Santa, I hope your PHSS will be as nice/mean as you were!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Master Bean

T-Shirt size?

Oiled and waiting,

Santa.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

NigelPugh7

Santa would like to know if you have any rubber or latex allergies and which side do you dress?

Heftily yours,

Santa.

[Master Bean]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Master Bean

T-Shirt size?

Oiled and waiting,

Santa.

Medium or large. It depends. I'm 6ft 4 and 12 stone, if that helps.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

ButterFace

the elves have found some old pictures of your furry pussy online, do you still have it? Small, Medium or Large?

Lovingly yours,

Santa.

[Butter Face]

Er, I have two furry pussies, one grey, one striped. They’re both small to medium I would say!

[OzzyR1]

I'm feeling quite smug.

The final part of my PHSS gift arrived today with almost a month to spare!!

Makes a change from last year when I left it far too close to the wire and only just made the last posting date before Christmas.

All that's left now is to Google "how best to disguise a large girth butt-plug via the medium of wrapping paper".

[nigelpugh7]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

NigelPugh7

Santa would like to know if you have any rubber or latex allergies and which side do you dress?

Heftily yours,

Santa.

Funny i don't have any, but i do hate the smell of latex!!

And as gentlemen should know, a proper gent always dresses to left!!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

TheSpruceGoose

Santa has now received all of the gifts intended for you and will be posting soon.
A card will be included which elaborates on the total lack of thought involved.

Rotundly yours,

Santa.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Oliverwild

INCOMING. You may safely open the outer box as pleasant gifts wrapped therein.

PS. Butt plugs


Santa.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

TyreTread

You can unwrap the gift as the box inside contains the wrapped gift. Best to keep it away from any dogs you may have.


Santa.