PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!
Discussion
Master Bean said:
Oh god, here we go again. We'll be at war with minge-net by bed time.Do I have to be stern..
Well... Do I?
Swampy1982 said:
My present has arrived, currently in the car waiting for the family to go to bed, I will share unwrapping.
It's an international parcel so I've ruled out cocaine or animal porn on the hope neither would have cleared customs.
That’s a point. It's an international parcel so I've ruled out cocaine or animal porn on the hope neither would have cleared customs.
Drug smugglers hide cocaine in coffee granules. I’m off to check.
Fingers crossed.
Filled with trepidation, and having chosen a moment when the Mrs was in bed, I snuck downstairs with phone in hand in order to take my PHSS virginity by myself.
I sat down by the fireplace and prepared my package...
Peeling back the outer packaging reveals some expertly wrapped gifts in glorious PHSS paper.
And three individually wrapped items... so far, so good and no glitter..
Unwrapping the first, reveals an amazingly little tool, now, I'm not sure whether this is a comment about my manhood having hacked my phone, or a thoughtful and useful gift for me to put into action
The second, clearly well researched and very gratefully received, is a combination of two of my favourite things, F1 and classic cars, great gift, chuffed with this
Thrilled to have avoided a massive dildo, and genuinely pleased with my gifts so far, I'm excited to move onto the last gift.
It's at the point it becomes clear my PHSS has 100% managed to hack my phone, and reveal not just my tiny tool, but also my internet search history...
What a great set of gifts, cheers santa, you're a bit of a ledge!
Funny how some random person on the internet can genuinely find things you like, and be truly generous too considering the spend limit. Thanks PHSS, I will always remember you for taking my PHSS virginity.
I sat down by the fireplace and prepared my package...
Peeling back the outer packaging reveals some expertly wrapped gifts in glorious PHSS paper.
And three individually wrapped items... so far, so good and no glitter..
Unwrapping the first, reveals an amazingly little tool, now, I'm not sure whether this is a comment about my manhood having hacked my phone, or a thoughtful and useful gift for me to put into action
The second, clearly well researched and very gratefully received, is a combination of two of my favourite things, F1 and classic cars, great gift, chuffed with this
Thrilled to have avoided a massive dildo, and genuinely pleased with my gifts so far, I'm excited to move onto the last gift.
It's at the point it becomes clear my PHSS has 100% managed to hack my phone, and reveal not just my tiny tool, but also my internet search history...
What a great set of gifts, cheers santa, you're a bit of a ledge!
Funny how some random person on the internet can genuinely find things you like, and be truly generous too considering the spend limit. Thanks PHSS, I will always remember you for taking my PHSS virginity.
t...Captain Raymond Holt said:
Troc
Santa outsourced the packing of your lovely gifts.
The packing elves have just fessed up that they did not follow the instructions that Santa left for them.
New unpacking instructions are:
Every package has a number
Start with parcel 1 then 2 etc.
Enjoy
Santa
alorotom said:
Benni said:
Unwrapping before the 25th ? Tsk, tsk, times have changed........................or I didn´t get the memo.
I was thinking the same ... All this present opening before the big man officially comes .... Sheesh!Benni
Benni I'm not concerned about you opening yours early. With all the posts from people being ahead of the game with wrapping I decided to even the scales. It's not like post to Germany has to clear customs yet! Bloody Brexit is a nightmare for Santa, it takes ages to X-ray every gift!
Dear PHSS of mine,
all is well that ends well, I have patience and shall wait ,
maybe all this X-raying will give my presents a nice glow-in-the-dark effect.
I always wait the few extra hours until the morning of Dec 25th,
as traditional "continental" time for Ooohs and Aaaahs is the evening of 24th.
all is well that ends well, I have patience and shall wait ,
maybe all this X-raying will give my presents a nice glow-in-the-dark effect.
I always wait the few extra hours until the morning of Dec 25th,
as traditional "continental" time for Ooohs and Aaaahs is the evening of 24th.
Glade
You're hand crafted parcel is FINALLY ready. It will be with the MyHerpes people tomorrow for them to put it on the horse and cart to the Norf.
Up to you if you open the outer box, it will reveal part of your present but not all of it!
Many blessings from Santa and his 7 year old DIY "assistant"
PHSS
Captain Raymond Holt said:
Nigelpugh7
Incoming!
You can open the outside box which should be easily identifiable as the presents are individually wrapped.
Hope you don't get too sticky and it helps sort you out and keep your spirits up.
Love and kisses
Secret Santa X
Sounds fab!
Excited now.
Big thanks for whoever is my secret Santa!
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