PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!
Discussion
ButterFace
The contents of your package have all been found, there is just one due in for some light modifications early next week before the whole ugly matter is entrusted to those of herpes or the royal fail.
Because the timing is going to be tight, do let our leader know if there's an alternative preferred chimney for delivery.
Don't panic, we already know where you live.
Butter Face said:
Thanks!I think it should be linked to in the OP, so easy for everyone to find and update.
Xaero said:
Is there a wiki to update or do we have to find the last update of the table and post it again? I can't seem to find the wiki if there is one.
Captain... perhaps there should be a call out to get everyone to update the wiki? I can see various victims who haven’t said they’ve received dildos but have posted pics or comments.My own victim will be unable to type due to the glitter and glue in their eyes, but others may be in a better state!
w1bbles said:
Captain... perhaps there should be a call out to get everyone to update the wiki? I can see various victims who haven’t said they’ve received dildos but have posted pics or comments.
My own victim will be unable to type due to the glitter and glue in their japs eyes, but others may be in a better state!
FTFY ... even still, they remain the lucky ones(!)My own victim will be unable to type due to the glitter and glue in their japs eyes, but others may be in a better state!
ChrisDT
The Chinese elves are much better than the English elves so the second part of your present still hasnt been dispatched despite having been paid for 2 weeks ago. Plan B was put into action and the replacement for part2 has arrived with me now and I should be sending it all out tomorrow. It is identifiable as a PHSS present, please dont open the inner box until the day as I didnt wrap the contents
Well despite thanking my SS after opening the outer box yesterday, today it’s a bit of “ Houston - we have a problem !”
Went out to the flying club today in Stratford Upon Avon to meet up with the usual GA flying crew, which meant I was out of the house for a good few hours.
So as it happens was Mrs P, sorting out Lucy with various clubs and stuff, so the house was empty, with the exception of Wilbur the boxer dog.
I needed to buy a few Sunday dinner related items to get the Sunday roast sorted, so in returning home, the house was quiet, which is always a bad sign.
With Mrs P and both kids still out, I arrived home about 15:40, and there was no sign of Wilbur at the front door.
This is always a bad sign! He is normally the first to greet anyone either with a shoe, or a toy, but not today.
So off I set into the kitchen to see if he is in there due to muddy paws etc. But no sign, so I knew something was amiss.
I didn’t find him at first, so went into the lounge, to find a scene of total distruction.
He had found the PHSS presents under the tree, and decided to pull them out and open them himself!
He’d only got in one thankfully, but I do now know one of them was a nice little bottle of wine!
Moral of the story, never ever leave Wilbur or trust him!
Sorry PH Santa!
Went out to the flying club today in Stratford Upon Avon to meet up with the usual GA flying crew, which meant I was out of the house for a good few hours.
So as it happens was Mrs P, sorting out Lucy with various clubs and stuff, so the house was empty, with the exception of Wilbur the boxer dog.
I needed to buy a few Sunday dinner related items to get the Sunday roast sorted, so in returning home, the house was quiet, which is always a bad sign.
With Mrs P and both kids still out, I arrived home about 15:40, and there was no sign of Wilbur at the front door.
This is always a bad sign! He is normally the first to greet anyone either with a shoe, or a toy, but not today.
So off I set into the kitchen to see if he is in there due to muddy paws etc. But no sign, so I knew something was amiss.
I didn’t find him at first, so went into the lounge, to find a scene of total distruction.
He had found the PHSS presents under the tree, and decided to pull them out and open them himself!
He’d only got in one thankfully, but I do now know one of them was a nice little bottle of wine!
Moral of the story, never ever leave Wilbur or trust him!
Sorry PH Santa!
NigelPugh7
Santa is disappointed that Wilbur was a naughty dog but he is forgiven and hopefully the fragile gifts were well enough protected not to have suffered too much damage.
The bottle isn't wine, its a wee bit more potent than that so if you haven't unwrapped it from the bubble wrap it will still be a surprise.
Tell Wilbur he's a naughty dog and give him a stroke from me (lost our dog recently so will adopt Wilbur if he becomes too naughty and the reindeer will keep him in line)
Love
PHSS
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Xaero said:
Butter Face said:
Thanks!I think it should be linked to in the OP, so easy for everyone to find and update.
morgs_ said:
Xaero said:
Butter Face said:
Thanks!I think it should be linked to in the OP, so easy for everyone to find and update.
so not hoping for a free eye test voucher or something.Captain Raymond Holt said:
ChrisDT
The Chinese elves are much better than the English elves so the second part of your present still hasnt been dispatched despite having been paid for 2 weeks ago. Plan B was put into action and the replacement for part2 has arrived with me now and I should be sending it all out tomorrow. It is identifiable as a PHSS present, please dont open the inner box until the day as I didnt wrap the contents
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