PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!
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OZZYR1
Dear Ozzy
The elves have clearly been delayed in their sweatshop, conditions not what they used to be and there will be no extra gruel for them. Santa is unreliably informed that the final part of your gift is due today in which case it should be at the post office either this evening or tomorrow depending how many mince pies are required to survive the afternoon.
Is there a "safe" place that could be directed should the package not fit through your front or back door?
Love and best wishes
Santa
BertieWooster
BertieWoo, my old man
One of Santa's elves is on the naughty list due to cocking up getting your main present to me in time to glitter up and mail on. Many lashings have been administered and we are now starting to get back on track, however time is marching on.
I see you have listed a PO Box for your delivery address. When is the last day before Christmas you can receive an item to this address to ensure it's under the tree for Christmas morning? Post Offices don't have chimneys, you see.
Much Love
PHSS
Captain Raymond Holt said:
BertieWooster
BertieWoo, my old man
One of Santa's elves is on the naughty list due to cocking up getting your main present to me in time to glitter up and mail on. Many lashings have been administered and we are now starting to get back on track, however time is marching on.
I see you have listed a PO Box for your delivery address. When is the last day before Christmas you can receive an item to this address to ensure it's under the tree for Christmas morning? Post Offices don't have chimneys, you see.
Much Love
PHSS
I have 24/7 access to my box so can collect it anytime. I'm even working Christmas Day so could pick up up then - although, given the glitter reference above, I might hold off opening it in my patrol car!
Captain Raymond Holt said:
AreolaTom (I think your SS means AloroTom)
Don’t worry I haven’t forgotten you! I have managed to glean information about you, although you do seem to be quite hard to find on social media... you presents will be sent out in the next few days. The only thing that will stop me is if my partner goes into labour!
Merry Christmas
Phss
Thankyou Santa ... Can't wait now!
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Edited by alorotom on Tuesday 17th December 20:03
Captain Raymond Holt said:
BristolBarron
Your package is winging it's way to you with ParcelFarce. It should be there by the end of Monday at the latest. If you need the tracking info just say.
Feel free to open the outer box. Presents are wrapped individually inside with clues on the tags. It's all in tree and child friendly wrapping (nonPH paper sadly), ready for the big day!
Happy Christmas fella.
I did open the outer box, not just through curiosity, but because it’s the ideal size for positing mine on
The clues have me stumped so far!
I’ve got as far as BTTF/Sean Connery/Superman but no idea to gifts they’d relate to! Great Santaing though, I’m excited for the big day.
Hurrah for my Secret Santa, the eagle has landed !
So I will struggle even harder to keep below 100 Kg over the festive days,
but who can say NO to belgian chocolate chunk cookies ?
A little shake reveals no sound of something broken, and as the pack is quite light,
it may not be the 12" dong, maybe just a little backdoor virginity tester, or some Zimbabwe millions.....
I am suspense.
So I will struggle even harder to keep below 100 Kg over the festive days,
but who can say NO to belgian chocolate chunk cookies ?
A little shake reveals no sound of something broken, and as the pack is quite light,
it may not be the 12" dong, maybe just a little backdoor virginity tester, or some Zimbabwe millions.....
I am suspense.
Captain Raymond Holt said:
OZZYR1
Dear Ozzy
The elves have clearly been delayed in their sweatshop, conditions not what they used to be and there will be no extra gruel for them. Santa is unreliably informed that the final part of your gift is due today in which case it should be at the post office either this evening or tomorrow depending how many mince pies are required to survive the afternoon.
Is there a "safe" place that could be directed should the package not fit through your front or back door?
Love and best wishes
Santa
Cheers Santa!!
Calling Geeks.....
Your parcel should be with you in the next day or two.
Don't worry about any ominous buzzing from the box, the kind chaps at the parcel depot may give you a "knowing wink" however.....
Your welcome to open the outer box and there is a card inside as well as your pressies.
Regards
SecretSatan.
Captain Raymond Holt said:
Calling Geeks.....
Your parcel should be with you in the next day or two.
Don't worry about any ominous buzzing from the box, the kind chaps at the parcel depot may give you a "knowing wink" however.....
Your welcome to open the outer box and there is a card inside as well as your pressies.
Regards
SecretSatan.
Alorotom
am very glad you have received your parcel on time and you may open the box if you wish as all presents are individually wrapped. (Not in ph paper sorry!). There may be a card inside too but do not open until Christmas day. However leaving the present(s) is the box is acceptable as from just looking at certain presents it may be possible to guess what it is.
Merry Christmas!
PHSS
Captain Raymond Holt said:
Alorotom
am very glad you have received your parcel on time and you may open the box if you wish as all presents are individually wrapped. (Not in ph paper sorry!). There may be a card inside too but do not open until Christmas day. However leaving the present(s) is the box is acceptable as from just looking at certain presents it may be possible to guess what it is.
Merry Christmas!
PHSS
OzzyR1
Your package has been despatched via Royal Mail's finest.
The jiffy envelope can be opened. You're not to give the larger, flatter parcel to your dad
Also, the delay in delivery and imminent arrival of the postal pickup really affected Santa's wrapping ability this year (as well as the elves spell checking ability despite clear instructions)
Love as ever,
Santa
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