PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

BenLowden

Ho Ho Ho!

Please let Ben know that his package is on the way, it's safe to open the outer plastic wrapping - at which point he will be faced with a task in order to gain access to the inner sanctum of goodness.

Emergency shortcuts will be obvious but should be avoided for fear of the fleas of a thousand Winged Horses of ChavTat infesting his nether regions for wimping out...

[ChrisDT]

Parcel has arrived, thanks PHSS!

[BenLowden]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

BenLowden

Ho Ho Ho!

Please let Ben know that his package is on the way, it's safe to open the outer plastic wrapping - at which point he will be faced with a task in order to gain access to the inner sanctum of goodness.

Emergency shortcuts will be obvious but should be avoided for fear of the fleas of a thousand Winged Horses of ChavTat infesting his nether regions for wimping out...

Woohoo got it thanks Santa! Now slightly dubious over opening, so will change the name on the label to my wife and ask her to have a go...

[morgs_]

There are currently 17 who are marked as 'no' for having sent currently.

Last day for first class is tomorrow.

Very last day for posting is Monday.

I know some will be hiding their actual sent dates and/or sending last minute but that's still quite a few to go!

If you've sent but can't/are scared to update the wiki, post here or PM me

[Captain Raymond Holt]

fk.

Forgot to update the Wiki

[Captain Raymond Holt]

MasterBean

You package is with the Elves at Royal Mail, we are assured that their sleigh will have it with you before the big day. Owing to a slight change of plan you may actually open the outer box if you like before zero day, there is one unwrapped treat and three wrapped parcels within, they are to be left until the big day.

ho HO ho (Family Guy was on while I was wrapping)

Love and Kisses,

Santa

[morgs_]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

fk.

Forgot to update the Wiki

I wasn't going to name any names but did chuckle to myself on seeing your's at the top

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Cheers, The Moose

Santa calling The Moose!!! Have the elves delivered your parcel yet?

It should have been delivered by now and hopefully hasn't been intercepted by customs for it's unusual contents...

You can open the outer box as the inner gifts are wrapped in the highest quality printed wrapping paper.

Oh and GOOD LUCK!!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Morgs_

Santa has finished collecting and wrapping your gifts! Unfortunately Comet caught Rudolph In the act with Vixen (He has a thing for red heads too) so alternative transport has been provided. UPS have the task in hand and ‘should’ be with you tomorrow. Happy Christmas X

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Sending by UPS? Posh bd

[morgs_]

I got a notification on the app that there was something on it's way and wondered/hoped if it might be! Excellent stuff, thanks Santa

[geeks]

We have receipt of the package!



A suspicious envelope opened over the bin


One wonders if my SS has a pooch or a cat, or rubbed the gifts with cheese, placed them down to photograph and two very interested pooches!



and the money shot!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Photos of the dogs...

[geeks]

Meet dumb and dumber. Or Noodle and Nara (Nara has the Birthday Neckerchief on it was her birthday on 1st December)

[Captain Raymond Holt]

[2gins]

I've not seen two more skeptcial bhes ... and I went to a university popular with home counties daddy's girls

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Dear spaz who lost his victim’s details, I have replied to your email

[geeks]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Thank you. I’m rather fond of them!

2gins said:

I've not seen two more skeptcial bhes ... and I went to a university popular with home counties daddy's girls

[Captain Raymond Holt]

For what I can gather...

LAST DAY FOR FIRST CLASS POST TOMORROW

[The Moose]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Cheers, The Moose

Santa calling The Moose!!! Have the elves delivered your parcel yet?

It should have been delivered by now and hopefully hasn't been intercepted by customs for it's unusual contents...

You can open the outer box as the inner gifts are wrapped in the highest quality printed wrapping paper.

Oh and GOOD LUCK!!

Nope, nothing.
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