PH Secret Santa 2019 - The Santae, vengeance!

[vixen1700]

Looking bare under my tree.

[geeks]

vixen1700 said:

Looking bare under my tree.

Don't panic there is still plenty of time for delivery, at least one year mine has turned up on Christmas Eve!

[Butter Face]

Nothing here yet either!

[OzzyR1]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

OzzyR1

Your package has been despatched via Royal Mail's finest.

The jiffy envelope can be opened. You're not to give the larger, flatter parcel to your dad

Also, the delay in delivery and imminent arrival of the postal pickup really affected Santa's wrapping ability this year (as well as the elves spell checking ability despite clear instructions)

Love as ever,

Santa

Cheers, I got a red Royal Mail card through the door yesterday (can only think it must be PHSS as most other stuff goes to an Amazon locker or my office), so will collect from the sorting office at some point over the weekend.

Also posted my own gift off yesterday so have updated the Wiki.

[morgs_]

Master Bean
The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Nigelpugh7
Kev.RS
axgizmo
The Spruce Goose
deejay005

12 showing as 'No' to sent currently. Most seem to be active in this thread and elsewhere, so hopefully all okay...

You might have already Captain but could be worth a friendly email to them just to make sure all is in hand?

[troc]

Meh, just had a gander at the track and trace info for one of there packages en route to my victim and the braindead postal service managed to lose the package for a week. So it's as if I posted it today and not a week ago.

• cry*

[Rawwr]

At least you didn't get a chocolate cock.

[troc]

Rawwr said:

At least you didn't get a chocolate cock.

I live in Holland, Chocolate cocks are a dietary staple.

1. fakenews

[Rawwr]

troc said:

I live in Holland, Chocolate cocks are a dietary staple.

Stroopwaffles and cock?

[Master Bean]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

MasterBean

You package is with the Elves at Royal Mail, we are assured that their sleigh will have it with you before the big day. Owing to a slight change of plan you may actually open the outer box if you like before zero day, there is one unwrapped treat and three wrapped parcels within, they are to be left until the big day.

ho HO ho (Family Guy was on while I was wrapping)

Love and Kisses,

Santa

The Right Honourable Sir Lord Baron Master Bean has received the package. I shall post photos shortly. Cheers Santa.

[troc]

Rawwr said:

troc said:

I live in Holland, Chocolate cocks are a dietary staple.

Stroopwaffles and cock?

Also salty chocolate liquorice balls

[geeks]

Rawwr said:

At least you didn't get a chocolate cock.

Have you eaten it yet? Was it difficult to swallow? Did you get some round your mouth?

[Rawwr]

geeks said:

Have you eaten it yet? Was it difficult to swallow? Did you get some round your mouth?

It remains boxed.

[geeks]

Rawwr said:

geeks said:

Have you eaten it yet? Was it difficult to swallow? Did you get some round your mouth?

It remains boxed.

Not been in the mood?

[morgs_]

Ooo



I love modern tech, it would probably have returned to some sorting office and I wouldn't have seen it again!

Now have to wait until much later to give it a shake, as out for the works do tonight and not going home first.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

morgs_ said:

Master Bean
The Moose
Giblet
glade
R8 Steve
bristolbaron
GOG440
Nigelpugh7
Kev.RS
axgizmo
The Spruce Goose
deejay005

12 showing as 'No' to sent currently. Most seem to be active in this thread and elsewhere, so hopefully all okay...

You might have already Captain but could be worth a friendly email to them just to make sure all is in hand?

Just given them a prod.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

One has replied advising its being sent by RM special tomorrow

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Another had sent theirs today. BOOM

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Another had sent theirs today. BOOM

And another!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

GOG440

Your present is being sent by royal decree (the postie should have it), it will be clear when it arrives!

You may open the delivery package and the card that is within. The wrapped delights inside are to save for Christmas Day. Only a complete heathen would open them before then!

Much love, PHSS x