The PH insult/abuse directory

The PH insult/abuse directory

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numtumfutunch

Original Poster:

3,355 posts

85 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Having just read somebody being called a "buttercup" on another thread my mind went off in a tangent of insults I only ever see on this site.

I therefore propose a definitive list of PH terms of abuse which are pretty specific to this corner of the internet.

I'll start below with a few favourites
Copy and paste my list then add your own

Cheers Cocksockets, over to you smile



Cocksocket
Twunt
Buttercup

MYOB

2,680 posts

85 months

Tuesday 22nd October
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Hun

yellowjack

12,193 posts

113 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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This thread is full of Flange Wanglers ttwaffling...

tongue out

Nerdherder

1,636 posts

44 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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yellowjack said:
This thread is full of Flange Wanglers ttwaffling...

tongue out
Flange Wanglers laugh
Is Flange Wrangling a thing too?

Edited by Nerdherder on Wednesday 23 October 00:22

Allanv

3,183 posts

133 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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knob jockling wk fk.

I may now be banned, it was nice knowing you all.

Have a great thread and year, see you when my ban ends smile

Cold

7,675 posts

37 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Most of these "hilarious" insults seem to be making their debut on this thread.

Ultra Sound Guy

27,122 posts

141 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned VBRJ yet!

Humble Pi

7,710 posts

134 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Ultra Sound Guy said:
I can't believe nobody has mentioned VBRJ yet!
That’s an act, not an insult/abusive term.

colin_p

2,136 posts

159 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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A few of my favourites. Some are insults whilst the mere mention of others are an insult to common sense and decency.

Lefty
Leftard
Leftarded
Leftardism
Loony left / lefty / leftard
Corbyn
Thornberry
Abbot
Bercow
Merkyl
Macron
The Labour party
Momentum
The Liberal democrats
The Green party
The Scottish National party
Plaid Cymru
The EU
The BBC
Channel 4 news

Happy clapping

Priapism


Wildcat45

7,149 posts

136 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Princess.

GOATever

1,542 posts

14 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Cumslut

Bibdribbling hoofwker

Screaming heraldo.


fathomfive

9,061 posts

137 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Cockwomble

Jasey_

1,753 posts

125 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Non executive director

Shuvi McTupya

23,124 posts

194 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Jasey_ said:
Non executive director
Jesus, who shat in your cereal this morning, that one is just mean!!



eskidavies

3,172 posts

106 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Can’t remember the thread but someone was referred to as a nipple ,I was pmsl,I’ve now added it to my insult box

Raddors

383 posts

95 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Yoghurt knitter pops up occasionally

alorotom

7,063 posts

134 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Melt

BaronVonVaderham

1,995 posts

94 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Weapons grade bell end.

Baldchap

1,650 posts

39 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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PH specific ones I can think of are:

Powerfully built director

Throbber

Melt

5Cylinder

3,193 posts

39 months

Wednesday 23rd October
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Haven't seen one that's only used on PH yet.
rolleyes

My add;

C0ckwomble