Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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Teddy Lop said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Laurel Green said:
itsallyellow said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Laurel Green said:
I have him booked for Monday week. 
Have a flight of stairs that needs redecorating.
Is he on furlough from taxiing ?Have a flight of stairs that needs redecorating.
itsallyellow said:
Teddy Lop said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Laurel Green said:
itsallyellow said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Laurel Green said:
I have him booked for Monday week.
Have a flight of stairs that needs redecorating.
Is he on furlough from taxiing ?Have a flight of stairs that needs redecorating.
V6 Pushfit said:
itsallyellow said:
Teddy Lop said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Laurel Green said:
itsallyellow said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Laurel Green said:
I have him booked for Monday week.
Have a flight of stairs that needs redecorating.
Is he on furlough from taxiing ?Have a flight of stairs that needs redecorating.
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for the equivalent of £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.
Ross Noble on Australia's Coronavirus situation...
“I don’t know if you’re across this, but currently the country’s going through what scientists call the ‘Spice Girls paradigm’,” Noble explained.
“Hang on – what’s the Spice Girls paradigm?” asked The Project’s Lisa Wilkinson.
“Everyone’s trying really hard, but Victoria’s ruining it,” he explained
“I don’t know if you’re across this, but currently the country’s going through what scientists call the ‘Spice Girls paradigm’,” Noble explained.
“Hang on – what’s the Spice Girls paradigm?” asked The Project’s Lisa Wilkinson.
“Everyone’s trying really hard, but Victoria’s ruining it,” he explained
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