Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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Need a joke?
Try this;
A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with sharks in it.
He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.
So everyone got back to talking, when suddenly a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and he gets to the other side and jumps out.
The billionaire goes.. "Holy Sh*t, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says "no",
So the billionaire says, "Oh, you want my house?" and the guys says "no" and so the billionaire says,"What, you want my wife, then?"
But the guys says "hell no"
So the billionaire says "well what the fu%k do you want?"
The guy, still trying to catch his breath says, " I want the motherfuc*er who pushed me in the pool”..
Try this;
A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with sharks in it.
He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.
So everyone got back to talking, when suddenly a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and he gets to the other side and jumps out.
The billionaire goes.. "Holy Sh*t, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says "no",
So the billionaire says, "Oh, you want my house?" and the guys says "no" and so the billionaire says,"What, you want my wife, then?"
But the guys says "hell no"
So the billionaire says "well what the fu%k do you want?"
The guy, still trying to catch his breath says, " I want the motherfuc*er who pushed me in the pool”..
Frank7 said:
Need a joke?
Try this;
A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with sharks in it.
He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.
So everyone got back to talking, when suddenly a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and he gets to the other side and jumps out.
The billionaire goes.. "Holy Sh*t, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says "no",
So the billionaire says, "Oh, you want my house?" and the guys says "no" and so the billionaire says,"What, you want my wife, then?"
But the guys says "hell no"
So the billionaire says "well what the fu%k do you want?"
The guy, still trying to catch his breath says, " I want the motherfuc*er who pushed me in the pool”..
Doesnt have the ring it used to before the PC brigade turned up, made me chuckle anyway.Try this;
A billionaire was having a party at his house, and in his back yard he had a huge pool with sharks in it.
He announced to everyone at the party that whoever could swim across the pool without getting attacked could either have all his money, his wife, or his house.
So everyone got back to talking, when suddenly a guy is in the pool swimming as fast as he can and he gets to the other side and jumps out.
The billionaire goes.. "Holy Sh*t, I didn’t think anyone was going to do it, but anyway, you want the money right?" and the guy says "no",
So the billionaire says, "Oh, you want my house?" and the guys says "no" and so the billionaire says,"What, you want my wife, then?"
But the guys says "hell no"
So the billionaire says "well what the fu%k do you want?"
The guy, still trying to catch his breath says, " I want the motherfuc*er who pushed me in the pool”..
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