Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)

[john2443]

From an Irish friend on FB -

In a recent RTÉ survey people were asked what would be Ireland’s second city behind the capital:

Limerick people said Limerick

Galway people said Galway

Kilkenny people said Kilkenny

Cork people said Dublin

[Greeny]

Nooooooo

[Monkeylegend]

RIP.

[SpudMurphy]

Sad news that the death of Sean Connery has just been announced.

I hope that this thread continues, to honour his memory.

[Honk]

[cobra kid]

First place I thought to come.

Tennish. RIP.

[Dixy]

Having heard the news my first thought was to post it here. Hope the funeral is at tenish.

[Last Visit]

Not even the weather for tennish.

May there be many future volumes.

Thanks for the films and the namesake joke threads.

RIP.

[essayer]

[Lordbenny]

Came here first for a good’un.....

Keep them respectful....but funny!

RIP

[Gameface]

Ssssst...

[Ructions]

Reshed in Peesh

What was the original Sean Connery joke?

[Vipers]

My first thought when I just saw this on the news was "No tennish". RIP Sean.

[Halmyre]

Sean once invited me round to sit on his sofa. I had a great time but his driver was really annoyed.

[Cotty]

Honk said:

[john2443]

Ructions said:

Reshed in Peesh

What was the original Sean Connery joke?

Ths is where it all started -

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[fatboy18]

Now we're in for it Sean Connery, Just announced has passed away!

Time of Death 0:07

Edited by fatboy18 on Saturday 31st October 13:13

[Doofus]

fatboy18 said:

Now we're in for it Sean Connery Just announced has passed away!

Is it his one of those 'rearrange the words to form a sentence' quizzes?

[Gary C]

He is now a member of Spectre

but at least he can rejoin ms Galore and thats no bad thing.

[fatboy18]

Doofus said:

fatboy18 said:

Now we're in for it Sean Connery Just announced has passed away!

Is it his one of those 'rearrange the words to form a sentence' quizzes?

Nope
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-1308...
Looks like we will have to change the name of the thread....
"The Late Sean Connery Joke Thread"

Edited by fatboy18 on Saturday 31st October 13:20