Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)

[Lily the Pink]

droopsnoot said:

As nice as it is, would he still be writing that decades after he stopped being James Bond, and putting the "007" logo on his paper? Are ex-Bonds allows to refer to themselves in that way as ex-US presidents are?

What, wait - will Trump be able to use the 007 logo ?

[nonsequitur]

Lily the Pink said:

droopsnoot said:

As nice as it is, would he still be writing that decades after he stopped being James Bond, and putting the "007" logo on his paper? Are ex-Bonds allows to refer to themselves in that way as ex-US presidents are?

What, wait - will Trump be able to use the 007 logo ?

Only if he keeps grabbing Octopussy.

[K12beano]

nonsequitur said:

Lily the Pink said:

droopsnoot said:

As nice as it is, would he still be writing that decades after he stopped being James Bond, and putting the "007" logo on his paper? Are ex-Bonds allows to refer to themselves in that way as ex-US presidents are?

What, wait - will Trump be able to use the 007 logo ?

Only if he keeps grabbing Octopussy.

Well he should have another present from Putin on Tuesday night, shouldn’t he? “From Russia, with love.”

[MartG]

[Lordbenny]

arguti said:

I wish it was real....but alas it isn’t!

[john2443]

[bongtom]

MartG said:

Covid chess more like.

[K12beano]

[motco]

How appropriate!

[slopes]

john2443 said:

That deserves a

[ThunderSpook]

motco said:

How appropriate!

I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.

[Monkeylegend]

ThunderSpook said:

motco said:

How appropriate!

I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.

Maybe a reference to the current covid situation being forced on us.

A funny old thread the joke thread, so many "jokes" without a punch line.

[Doofus]

ThunderSpook said:

motco said:

How appropriate!

I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.

How do you pronounce 'Magdalen'?

Are you unhappy?

[Monkeylegend]

A good joke should not need to be analysed in microscopic detail before it reveals itself

[Lordbenny]

motco said:

How appropriate!

Sorry but that gets ????? from me!

[ThunderSpook]

Doofus said:

ThunderSpook said:

motco said:

How appropriate!

I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.

How do you pronounce 'Magdalen'?

Are you unhappy?

Mag da len. Is that wrong?

[littleredrooster]

ThunderSpook said:

Mag da len. Is that wrong?

Yes - Maudlin.

[littleredrooster]

I'm giving up drinking until Christmas.



Sorry - punctuation error...


I'm giving up. Drinking until Christmas.

[illmonkey]

littleredrooster said:

ThunderSpook said:

Mag da len. Is that wrong?

Yes - Maudlin.

And everyone in Oxford would know that, I'm not sure what the joke is though...

[ThunderSpook]

illmonkey said:

littleredrooster said:

ThunderSpook said:

Mag da len. Is that wrong?

Yes - Maudlin.

And everyone in Oxford would know that, I'm not sure what the joke is though...

Well that’s a stupid pronunciation.