Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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littleredrooster said:
It's a Med - y - evil thing I believe.
As an aside, Magdalen (Maudlin...!) College Trustees own vast tracts of land around us (Rugby-ish). No idea why, but at least it keeps them as green belts for the duration.
Well, the Tabs spell it Magdalene but pronounce it the Oxford way, which is even odder.As an aside, Magdalen (Maudlin...!) College Trustees own vast tracts of land around us (Rugby-ish). No idea why, but at least it keeps them as green belts for the duration.
littleredrooster said:
ThunderSpook said:
Mag da len. Is that wrong?
Yes - Maudlin.The guy said, “New to me, show me the delivery note”, then said, “You mean mag dal en St.”
I thought, ‘No, I mean Maudlin St.’ but I’ll call it your way if you’ll tell me how to get there.
Frank7 said:
littleredrooster said:
ThunderSpook said:
Mag da len. Is that wrong?
Yes - Maudlin.The guy said, “New to me, show me the delivery note”, then said, “You mean mag dal en St.”
I thought, ‘No, I mean Maudlin St.’ but I’ll call it your way if you’ll tell me how to get there.
Mag. Da. Len.
We don't take kind to no fancypant way of speakin' around here, you're likely to find yourself bumrushed out of the town by your caboose.
littleredrooster said:
ThunderSpook said:
Well that’s a stupid pronunciation.
It's a Med - y - evil thing I believe.As an aside, Magdalen (Maudlin...!) College Trustees own vast tracts of land around us (Rugby-ish). No idea why, but at least it keeps them as green belts for the duration.
OpulentBob said:
Frank7 said:
littleredrooster said:
ThunderSpook said:
Mag da len. Is that wrong?
Yes - Maudlin.The guy said, “New to me, show me the delivery note”, then said, “You mean mag dal en St.”
I thought, ‘No, I mean Maudlin St.’ but I’ll call it your way if you’ll tell me how to get there.
Mag. Da. Len.
We don't take kind to no fancypant way of speakin' around here, you're likely to find yourself bumrushed out of the town by your caboose.
Frank7 said:
OpulentBob said:
Frank7 said:
littleredrooster said:
ThunderSpook said:
Mag da len. Is that wrong?
Yes - Maudlin.The guy said, “New to me, show me the delivery note”, then said, “You mean mag dal en St.”
I thought, ‘No, I mean Maudlin St.’ but I’ll call it your way if you’ll tell me how to get there.
Mag. Da. Len.
We don't take kind to no fancypant way of speakin' around here, you're likely to find yourself bumrushed out of the town by your caboose.
t joke if nothing else?ThunderSpook said:
Frank7 said:
OpulentBob said:
Frank7 said:
littleredrooster said:
ThunderSpook said:
Mag da len. Is that wrong?
Yes - Maudlin.The guy said, “New to me, show me the delivery note”, then said, “You mean mag dal en St.”
I thought, ‘No, I mean Maudlin St.’ but I’ll call it your way if you’ll tell me how to get there.
Mag. Da. Len.
We don't take kind to no fancypant way of speakin' around here, you're likely to find yourself bumrushed out of the town by your caboose.
t joke if nothing else?OpulentBob said:
Indeedy-doody, Colchester is the rootin'-tootin' township I am mashin' gums about. That there storekeep was tellin' you the veritable truth, sir.
Mag. Da. Len.
We don't take kind to no fancypant way of speakin' around these here parts, you're likely to find yourself bumrushed outta town by your caboose.
Mag. Da. Len.
We don't take kind to no fancypant way of speakin' around these here parts, you're likely to find yourself bumrushed outta town by your caboose.
That WAS funny! Ha ha! A dad is listening to his daughter say her prayers before bedtime.
She says - God bless mummy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and... goodbye grandpa.
He asks her - why did you say that?
I don't know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa drops dead. Wow, thinks dad, that's an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter says - God bless mummy and daddy. And goodbye grandma.
Sure enough, the next day grandma breathes her last earthly breath.
The dad realises this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn't want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma and grandpa were her parents).
Months go by and one night the man is listening to his daughter saying her prayers at bedtime - God bless mummy....she turns her head and looks straight at him - and goodbye daddy. What!? are you sure darling? She nods. The man's heart begins racing and he breaks out in a sweat. He is so upset, he can't sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, drenched in sweat, he realises he has cheated death. He drives home drenched in sweat and with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife is up and waiting for him - Where on earth were you today??! He replies - Don't shout, I've had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife then says - You had a miserable day? I'm the one who had a miserable day! First, the milkman drops dead on the steps...
She says - God bless mummy and god bless daddy and god bless grandma and... goodbye grandpa.
He asks her - why did you say that?
I don't know, I just felt like saying it.
The next day, grandpa drops dead. Wow, thinks dad, that's an odd coincidence.
A month later at bedtime, the daughter says - God bless mummy and daddy. And goodbye grandma.
Sure enough, the next day grandma breathes her last earthly breath.
The dad realises this is more than a coincidence, but he is not sure what to do. He doesn't want to disturb his wife by telling her (Grandma and grandpa were her parents).
Months go by and one night the man is listening to his daughter saying her prayers at bedtime - God bless mummy....she turns her head and looks straight at him - and goodbye daddy. What!? are you sure darling? She nods. The man's heart begins racing and he breaks out in a sweat. He is so upset, he can't sleep at all that night.
The next day he goes off to work, but locks himself in his office. He takes the phone off the hook, cancels all his meetings and awaits the inevitable.
He stays at work past 5 because he feels secure there. He watches the hours tick by. Finally it is midnight and, drenched in sweat, he realises he has cheated death. He drives home drenched in sweat and with all his nerves frazzled.
His wife is up and waiting for him - Where on earth were you today??! He replies - Don't shout, I've had an absolutely miserable day.
His wife then says - You had a miserable day? I'm the one who had a miserable day! First, the milkman drops dead on the steps...
DoubleD said:
ThunderSpook said:
motco said:
How appropriate!
I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.It’s not side slapping funny, it’s just a play on words.
Frank7 said:
DoubleD said:
ThunderSpook said:
motco said:
How appropriate!
I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.It’s not side slapping funny, it’s just a play on words.
Frank7 said:
DoubleD said:
ThunderSpook said:
motco said:
How appropriate!
I think I’m missing something, I’ve read that 4 times and I don’t get it.It’s not side slapping funny, it’s just a play on words.
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